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drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'm gonna be mad as gently caress if Hanson pings the last senate seat instead of Glenn Lazarus tbh

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Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!
So it apparently seems somewhat likely that Jacquie Lambie will not only retain her senate spot but may also pick up another seat under her party down here in Tassie. I don't want to be one of those people that begrudges the electorate for their decisions but I really begrudge the electorate for their decisions.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Wrageowrapper posted:

So it apparently seems somewhat likely that Jacquie Lambie will not only retain her senate spot but may also pick up another seat under her party down here in Tassie. I don't want to be one of those people that begrudges the electorate for their decisions but I really begrudge the electorate for their decisions.

It probably makes more sense when you look at the alternatives the voters have to choose from.

Do you want the dog poo poo, the cow pattie or the full kitty litter tray? Decisions, decisions.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The new senate is going to gently caress over whoever wins that winning this election seems like a trick.

The greens have the right idea, never win government. The only winning move is to never form government. :downswords:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/738288685230129152

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
You know the ALP are Liberal lite when they also claim the ABC is biased.

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011

Anidav posted:

Get investigated by the afp for shitposting

At least there will never be a federal ICAS, so you're safe there.

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
How dare the ABC say we believe that when we actually believe...

Gentleman Baller fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Jun 2, 2016

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler

Amazing, I was wondering what the ALP found objectionable to how the ABC represented their asylum seeker policies. The ABC reports that Labor "somewhat agrees" with the statement that "boats carrying asylum seekers should be turned back". Labor is outraged because they actually "strongly agree" with that statement.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




:laugh:

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
https://twitter.com/aussexparty/status/738227150302498816?s=09

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
This is going to be like the time LF threatened to kill the president isn't it :ohdear:

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
Oh yeah, if anyone's interested Switzerland is holding the referendum on universal income this Sunday. Polling suggests >60% of people will reject it though

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Isn't Switzerland kinda right wing?

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
Well it depends (a lot) on what canton you're in but Europe in general has that weird fascist undercurrent

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Wrageowrapper posted:

So it apparently seems somewhat likely that Jacquie Lambie will not only retain her senate spot but may also pick up another seat under her party down here in Tassie. I don't want to be one of those people that begrudges the electorate for their decisions but I really begrudge the electorate for their decisions.

Given that the whole reason we are going to a DD is because the Coalition has spent the last three years complaining about the senate not rolling over and doing whatever the government says it's going to be hilarious if we end up with an even more diverse set of senators.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Isn't this election lose-lose for Malcolm Turnbull? His strong new economy agenda is questionable at best and more than likely not going to be yes-manned through the senate unless Xenophon turns out to be a parrot. It just leaves the best case scenario for the liberals being 3 more years of inactivity and endless negotiations.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Whoever wins the election will preside over our probable economic collapse because of long term mismanagement and the housing bubble possibly popping.

It's bit of a poison chalice really.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
If Bill Shorten wins, remove negative gearing, bubble pops, Libs use this as an excuse to argue for the return of negative gearing, Libs win government, implement an even shittier version of negative gears, bubble restarts?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
NEW ALP TV AD TOOT TOOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5gPgFxG388

And now for the comments section...

"100 Malaysian Custom officers involved in shutting down the INTERPOL computer system to transit criminals through customs. Been going on for 6 years. The only way we will save Australia is to bring back the White Australia policy. (except for some asian hookers for personal use) Baaahhhh."

Oh...:gonk:

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Anidav posted:

And now for the comments section...

Never read the comments

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

DancingShade posted:

Whoever wins the election will preside over our probable economic collapse because of long term mismanagement and the housing bubble possibly popping.

It's bit of a poison chalice really.

We'll get hung parliaments with more and more parties in the coalition governments until we have an actual representative parliament. Then we can finally abolish the federal senate.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




starkebn posted:

no matter how many times both sides say there's no deal, it's the narrative their opponents want so they keep at it. Also, SHY had a shocker of an interview on 2GB and now every numpty conservative is all over it pointing out how the Greens are hopeless.

The SA Greens are the ones who let her into the party and stuck her top of the ticket in the first place, they're the ones who have to live with their mistake.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


The libertarians are mad at the Liberals for being too socialist.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Anidav posted:

If Bill Shorten wins, remove negative gearing, bubble pops, Libs use this as an excuse to argue for the return of negative gearing, Libs win government, implement an even shittier version of negative gears, bubble restarts?

The magic 8 ball says "death is certain".

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Anidav posted:

Isn't Switzerland kinda right wing?

Minimum income proposals aren't inherently left or right wing.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Minimum income proposals aren't inherently left or right wing.

Yeah, but the right's far more likely to hold the view that the pain of being in poverty is the only thing that motivates scroungers and that basic income would see plummeting productivity as bludgers sit on the couch collecting cheques.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Nixon liked minimum income.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
full agrarian communism now

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Yeah, but the right's far more likely to hold the view that the pain of being in poverty is the only thing that motivates scroungers and that basic income would see plummeting productivity as bludgers sit on the couch collecting cheques.

the current US election shows that self-proclaimed liberals are more than happy to take this view of the world

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

NTRabbit posted:

The SA Greens are the ones who let her into the party and stuck her top of the ticket in the first place, they're the ones who have to live with their mistake.

What the gently caress is with people trying to create internal divisions within the Greens? Wahhh Di Natale is a class traitor, wahhh SHY did a bad interview. Don't worry, the media's going to do enough of a job of demonising Green candidates, they don't need our own help.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

splitters are endemic to leftism

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
Mate I'll loving split you

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

BBJoey posted:

the current US election shows that self-proclaimed liberals are more than happy to take this view of the world

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




freebooter posted:

What the gently caress is with people trying to create internal divisions within the Greens? Wahhh Di Natale is a class traitor, wahhh SHY did a bad interview. Don't worry, the media's going to do enough of a job of demonising Green candidates, they don't need our own help.

I'm not in the Greens, and SHY has always been a self serving, power hungry politician, more interested in getting on TV than anything else, and the SA Greens are the ones who have to live with letting her weasel onto, and then to the top of, the SA Greens senate ticket. I vote for her one tick ahead of the Christian nutjobs like Day and Bernardi when I vote below the line, and I always will.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


my point is that the right does not own a monopoly on hating the poor. if you meant to say that all US politics is right wing then I point you to my use of 'self-proclaimed'.

my point is also full anarcho-syndicalism now


e: it's loving outrageous when politicians try to accumulate power. much better to be meek and humble and moan about how the left can't get anything done

turdbucket
Oct 30, 2011
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turdbucket fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Jul 23, 2016

Wrageowrapper
Apr 30, 2009

DRINK! ARSE! FECKIN CHRISTMAS!

Senor Tron posted:

Given that the whole reason we are going to a DD is because the Coalition has spent the last three years complaining about the senate not rolling over and doing whatever the government says it's going to be hilarious if we end up with an even more diverse set of senators.

Oh I totally agree with that, I wish there are more crossbench senators to come. But does it have to be Lambie? I cringe everytime she comes on TV and is introduced as "Tasmanian senator". Why can't she become a Qld senator instead.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Met a rep for Phillip Morris Tobacco at work today, and can safely report that they are as cretinous as you would expect. Also, I've never bought smokes in my life, but don't tell people Choice Blue are a "premium product" get hosed,

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Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
The problem with any ideologically 'pure' party like the Greens is it is still playing in a system that actively rewards corrupt behaviour. The most ambitious and corruptible naturally tend to the top of the pyramid. It has been this way since forever. Occasionally an aberration like Bob Brown sneaks through but this is the blip not the normal program.

Help I think I'm broken. Even the front page of the Australian can't outrage me any more.

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/background-briefing:-international-students/7473652

quote:

Background Briefing: International students underpaid, exploited Friday 3 June 2016 7:54AM (view full episode)

Vulnerable workers are an important election issue, with 7-Eleven's exploitation of workers still making headlines. In response, the Minister for Employment, Michaelia Cash, made an election promise last month of an extra $20 million for the Fair Work Ombudsman. But the Ombudsman is struggling to keep up with the under-payment and exploitation of international student workers, among others. At stake is the reputation of our multi-billion dollar higher education industry, which faces reputational damage. Listen to the full report on Background Briefing, Sunday 5 June at 8am, repeated Tuesday 7 June at 9pm.
This should be this administration's pink batts but the mainstream press refuse to engage.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-03/weather-warning-issued-for-nsw/7473294

quote:

Wet and wild conditions are expected along the New South Wales coast this weekend, the Bureau of Meteorology [BoM] has warned.

The BoM issued a gale warning for the coast from Byron Bay in the north to the Illawarra and Batemans Bay on the state's south coast.
While I sincerely hope nobody is hurt, we had this coming.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-02/vietnam-veterans-slam-scott-morrison%27s-comments-as-tasteless/7471922

quote:

Election 2016: Vietnam Veterans Association slams Scott Morrison's 'war on business' comments By Alexandra Beech Updated about 10 hours ago

The national president of the Vietnam Veterans Association has slammed the Federal Coalition's political references to war as "tasteless in the extreme". Treasurer Scott Morrison has accused the Opposition Leader Bill Shorten of using "tax as bullets" as part of a "war on business". Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull did not back away from the language used. "The reality is that Bill Shorten has declared a war on business and the first casualties are jobs," he said. "The first casualties of Shorten's war on business are Australian jobs."

The comments came as a repatriation ceremony was held in Sydney for Australian soldiers and dependants who were buried in military cemeteries in Malaysia and Singapore during the Vietnam War. Vietnam Veterans Association of Australia president Ken Foster spent time with the soldiers' families at the ceremony in Richmond and said Mr Turnbull had not considered their suffering. "For them to go home tonight and see a comparison of the war that their family members were killed in and have just been brought home from around 50 years later for a political argument, I see that as tasteless in the extreme," he said. "I'd like them, when they're thinking about the sacrifice of veterans and the sacrifice of their families, to please not put it into comparison with some of the damage that's done on the stock exchange or in the business world."

Mr Foster said war and the challenges faced by businesses or politicians were completely different. "With a war situation you go in there literally to destroy the enemy," he said. "I don't believe our political parties should be using a comparison of the way a war is fought to a political argument."
The rot has set into the rottweiler.

And now the comedy:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-29/barnaby-joyce-as-the-cattle-duffer/7456966

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-02/clarke-and-dawe:-the-school-dynamics-explained-at/7472696

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