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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Eifert Posting posted:

Dez Bryant plays football on his beautiful babies, if twitter is to be believed. That sounds potentially more damaging than an AP caning.


I can not parse this tweet at all:

He's holding out. Dude hasn't signed his franchise render yet.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Whatever happened to that mysterious video of Dez assaulting a shopping cart or something? Seems like it's about time for that to make an appearance.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I hope the Broncos and Cowboys both get exposed for collusion and get the death penalty. :awesome:








Expansion teams in LA and Toronto.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

gently caress the cowboys of Dallas and Oklahoma State

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

drat it, I had something for this.

Something something Raiders colors something something Daesh/ISIS/whatever.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

PrinceRandom posted:

gently caress the cowboys of Dallas and Oklahoma State

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Why would anyone care about that

There's some TFFers that post in the Destiny thread and in various gaming threads that might know/remember Dahbadu.

I don't know, go read some nerd poo poo and chuckle about it.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
So it's like 6:30 PM PST. This date should be going underway shortly. We wait.

:f5:

Also please don't bring up John Beck tia.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

drat it, I had something for this.

Something something Raiders colors something something Daesh/ISIS/whatever.

i bet it would have been hilarious

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

A Man and his dog posted:

So it's like 6:30 PM PST. This date should be going underway shortly. We wait.

:f5:

Also please don't bring up John Beck tia.

Ross told us where the date is and we know what he looks like, one of us should go scout it out and post pics.

don't do this you loving weirdos. I shouldn't even have to say this is a joke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I live a couple miles from Seaport Village. I could totally do it.

I'm not going to, though, because why the gently caress would I?

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Eifert Posting posted:

I hope the Broncos and Cowboys both get exposed for collusion and get the death penalty. :awesome:








Expansion teams in LA and Toronto.

Broncos in LA?? SIgn me up. I hope they're colluding so hard.

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I live a couple miles from Seaport Village. I could totally do it.

I'm not going to, though, because why the gently caress would I?

Roll up on them and steal his girl

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
The duke of williams, a#1

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

GNU Order posted:

Roll up on them and steal his girl

It would yield several pages of notoriety, in this very thread!

Do it imo.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

GNU Order posted:

Roll up on them and steal his girl

Rolls up and starts TFF Goon chat.

Girl goes home to cats.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

old dog child posted:

Broncos in LA?? SIgn me up. I hope they're colluding so hard.

Nah man they lose the history/colors.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Eifert Posting posted:

I hope the Broncos and Cowboys both get exposed for collusion and get the death penalty. :awesome:








Expansion teams in LA and Toronto.

The Dallas Cowboys are Amurica's Team, Tom Landry's Fedora is the Holy Grail of football. There is a hole in the roof so GOD can watch his team play.

God's Coach!

Amurica!

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Why is LA even mentioned? We all know London is getting a team before LA.

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
Fold the Bengals and the Browns imo

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Uhhh. No.

NFL is all about getting some team in LA in the next couple years.

London is the endgame over the next 5-10 years imo.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

First we take his team, now we take his girl. Is there no part of SA2K's life that is safe from the ravages of football? Is he suffering from CTE by osmosis?

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

London NFL is gonna fail horribly. imagine being the seahawks and having to travel cross atlantic

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


PrinceRandom posted:

London NFL is gonna fail horribly. imagine being the seahawks and having to travel cross atlantic

Actually London NFL is going to own. Love me some AM football.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

TeeMerk posted:

The Dallas Cowboys are the Confederacy's Team, Tom Landry's Fedora is the Pentagram of football. There is a hole in the roof so Satin can watch his team play.

Satin's Coach!

The Confederacy!

Fixed

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

PrinceRandom posted:

London NFL is gonna fail horribly. imagine being the seahawks and having to travel cross atlantic

Big deal, I flew to Asia or back six times (uphill in the snow)

Next you're gonna tell me there's some sort of athletic event they immediately need to participate in that makes it different.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chilichimp posted:

There's some TFFers that post in the Destiny thread and in various gaming threads that might know/remember Dahbadu.

I don't know, go read some nerd poo poo and chuckle about it.

But that would require going into the games forum

*shudders*

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Hail Satin!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
^^^It's "Hale Satin" you noob :v:

Metapod posted:

quote:

The Dallas Cowboys are the Confederacy's Team, Tom Landry's Fedora is the Pentagram of football. There is a hole in the roof so Satin can watch his team play. 

Satin's Coach! 

The Confederacy! 
Fixed

Uhhh, try again

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
allahu ackbar

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Ross if you're reading this while pretending to go to the bathroom remember she's more scared of you than you are of her.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Spoeank posted:

Ross if you're reading this while pretending to go to the bathroom remember she's more scared of you than you are of her.

He said she was a Lion, not a Bear

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

quote:

The clock is ticking for Demaryius Thomas and the Broncos, with both parties having until Wednesday to come to a long-term deal or shelve contract negotiations for the season.

As of Monday night, there's still a "significant gap" between the wide receiver and the franchise as they work toward getting an 11th hour deal done before the July 15 deadline, NFL Media's Rand Getlin reported, per sources apprised of the situation.

Getlin, however, added that the Broncos are willing to pay the wide receiver north of $13 million per year in salary. Thomas is scheduled to make $12.823 million on the franchise tag and reportedly wants a Calvin Johnson-type deal with an excess of $16 million per year and $48 million guaranteed.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

whypick1 posted:

He said she was a Lion, not a Bear

She's a woman, you goon.


She's a lioness :v:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Intruder posted:

Golden Tate sighs and drops his stone

this is a really good post that nobody quoted you goddamned phillistines

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

this is a really good post that nobody quoted you goddamned phillistines

I swear I :lol:ed when I saw it!

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Spoeank posted:

Ross if you're reading this while pretending to go to the bathroom remember she's more scared of you than you are of her.

I hear their sight is based on movement.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Twotimes in a row I thought Ross was posting during his date and realized it was Cich.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eifert Posting posted:

Twotimes in a row I thought Ross was posting during his date and realized it was Cich.

I'm going to switch RG3's avatar with Febreeze's one day and TFF will implode.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Did he get a goodnight kiss?

Is there a GDT?

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