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Don't worry, her parents will be revealed to be somehow interwoven with the ongoing story because apparently all the interesting stuff only happens to a certain group.
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Fojar38 posted:as someone who has made a posting career out of being repeatedly owned on the forums let me point out that you are being owned in this thread im actually slaying retards with my +2 lightsaber of being a lot cooler and smarter than you
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natetimm posted:Don't worry, her parents will be revealed to be somehow interwoven with the ongoing story because apparently all the interesting stuff only happens to a certain group. and offscreen, in a graphic novel
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Dec 30, 2015 05:33
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Everyone in the movie is always fretting about their parents jeez. My parent's are coming back, I never knew my parents, my dad is gay. so what I'm a dark jedi now, as a parent I say we just blow up the thermal oscillator. Give it a rest with the parents people!!!
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Dec 30, 2015 05:33
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also rey was like "Get this fuckin lightsaber outta here I don't want anything to do with the cool visions that i saw" wow looks like another flaw, she's selfish and doesn't give a gently caress about a fight between good and dark
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Dec 30, 2015 05:33
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her parents are probably luke and snoke
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natetimm posted:Don't worry, her parents will be revealed to be somehow interwoven with the ongoing story because apparently all the interesting stuff only happens to a certain group. They're called protagonists.
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Fonzarelli posted:also rey was like "Get this fuckin lightsaber outta here I don't want anything to do with the cool visions that i saw" her flaws are 1. loves her family 2. is scared of crazy hallucinations. keep em comin richard roeper.
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im the father actually
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that could be considered a flaw
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Dec 30, 2015 05:35
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i dont like the way she scrunches her nose when shes emoting. that to me is a fascinating chink in her armor.
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Dec 30, 2015 05:37
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You would think that after being dangled over a pit and almost fed to a monster by a crime lord, Han Solo would know what contracting out with criminals to haul them around means. Nice to see our hero of the alliance is back maintaining the equivalent of the dog fighting rings and corpse-consuming pig farms for the criminals of the galaxy.
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Dec 30, 2015 05:37
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how flawed do you want this star wars character to be
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Dec 30, 2015 05:40
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i just want her to be as interesting as luke skywalker is all 
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Dec 30, 2015 05:40
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Fonzarelli posted:how flawed do you want this star wars character to be Like Garden State but instead she force pushes her mom down the stairs into paralysis.
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Dec 30, 2015 05:41
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luke is a little bitch who got his hand cut off in his first lightsaber battle lol pwnted (by his own dad no less, even his dad doesnt like him until 3 episodes in)
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wiffle ball bat posted:i just want her to be as interesting as luke skywalker is all the only thing that made luke more interesting though was his twink rear end
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Dec 30, 2015 05:42
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I don't like how rey is always grumpy in almost every scene, she doesn't look or feel happy, it doesn't make her look human compared to Luke. Does that count as a flaw too?
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Dec 30, 2015 05:43
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Fojar38 posted:the only thing that made luke more interesting though was his twink rear end 
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I call bullshit on this, I have yet to see any of Mark's cartoonist pics or drawings anywhere. I googled it to see if he actually did and I didn't find any.
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Dec 30, 2015 05:45
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Junior Jr. posted:I call bullshit on this, I have yet to see any of Mark's cartoonist pics or drawings anywhere. I googled it to see if he actually did and I didn't find any. DON'T annoy him when he's doing artwork - he loves it and he is good at it!
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Junior Jr. posted:I call bullshit on this, I have yet to see any of Mark's cartoonist pics or drawings anywhere. I googled it to see if he actually did and I didn't find any. maybe he never quite made the cut as a cartoonist but he did spend his entire career post star wars doing voices for cartoons. dude is cartoon crazy.
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thathonkey posted:DON'T annoy him when he's doing artwork - he loves it and he is good at it! but where is it?
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Junior Jr. posted:I don't like how rey is always grumpy in almost every scene, she doesn't look or feel happy, it doesn't make her look human compared to Luke. well rey never sought adventure like luke did
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Fojar38 posted:well rey never sought adventure like luke did that also counts
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Dec 30, 2015 05:52
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thathonkey posted:luke is a little bitch who got his hand cut off in his first lightsaber battle lol pwnted (by his own dad no less, even his dad doesnt like him until 3 episodes in) It's one of the good cool things about Empire Strikes Back. After Yoda's crash course in the Schwarz Luke actually didn't have a chance of beating Vader.
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Dec 30, 2015 05:56
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Rey would not hold Finns hand on multiple occasions, that's pretty cold
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Toadvine posted:Rey would not hold Finns hand on multiple occasions, that's pretty cold She just friendzones him throughout the movie, even kissing him while he's in a coma would give him blue balls.
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Dec 30, 2015 05:59
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If I were Rey, I woulda haggled the gently caress outta that one ugly alien dude and sell the useless basketball-bot; endless food, no rebels or empire to worry about, just chill out and smoke some space weed in my sand-hut til I die.
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a bone to pick posted:If I were Rey, I woulda haggled the gently caress outta that one ugly alien dude and sell the useless basketball-bot; endless food, no rebels or empire to worry about, just chill out and smoke some space weed in my sand-hut til I die. refusal of the call is part of hero journey, your life would make an excellent movie for kids
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a bone to pick posted:If I were Rey, I woulda haggled the gently caress outta that one ugly alien dude and sell the useless basketball-bot; endless food, no rebels or empire to worry about, just chill out and smoke some space weed in my sand-hut til I die. lookin' at the sky every night tearin' up waiting for your cousin to return. 
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Dec 30, 2015 07:35
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Rey is the Futurama dog.
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natetimm posted:Rey is the Futurama dog. He get's a happy ending in one of the movies.
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Why would you cast Jeff Daniels as the NASA director? I can't be the only one who has seen Dumb and Dumber. Besides Damon and Ejiofor the casting very questionable. Isn't that one woman from SNL? Kate Mara is a nerd hacker that loves lovely old point and clicks, WE GET IT.
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Blacktoll posted:I havent seen the new star wars but dgaf about spoilers. I have to say that I saw the hateful eight and I should of saw star wars. There is 3 hours of my god drat life taken away. Thank you. Q.T. has been making and remaking the same three hour Kung Fu spaghetti western re-skin over and over ever since Pulp Fiction. People need to stop encouraging the guy.
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Junior Jr. posted:Oh yeah, she wanted to go back to that planet where there's barely any civilization, aliens kept treating her like poo poo, and there's nothing but loving sand everywhere. Sand. Sand never changes. -Darth Hayden
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Dec 30, 2015 11:17
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i want to gently caress her forehead
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Can we just all agree that the movie sucks so we can bitch about it all over again the time Rouge One comes out next year?
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Dec 30, 2015 14:09
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Junior Jr. posted:Can we just all agree that the movie sucks so we can bitch about it all over again the time Rouge One comes out next year? Finally, the Poe x Hux hatefuck movie we've been waiting for more than half a year now 
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Junior Jr. posted:Can we just all agree that the movie sucks so we can bitch about it all over again the time Rouge One comes out next year? What is that, the Rocky Horror Picture Show sequel?
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