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abigserve posted:These are the best because they sometimes actually release and you get stuff like Black mesa source, which took years of development and was forgotten within two weeks of release oh christ i had a friend that would give weekly updates to me about modelling one of the enemies and moderating the forums before he dropped off the face of the earth. i ran into him four years later and he makes postage stamp sized zines.
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BKPR posted:users tweet their deepest joys to me and they are procedurally turned into enemies for other players to destroy. i call it "dad" Okay, if you seriously make this game, you've got a hit on your hands.
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Feb 13, 2015 11:00
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Saving money? Investing? Moving out the house? Fuuuuuuuuuck that poo poo! *Dumps all money in his "video game", lives in a box*
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Feb 13, 2015 11:41
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*Makes a minimalist, 2D, sprite-based, block-matching game using the Unity engine - and after 5 minutes of play your iPhone is hot enough to fry an egg on.
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Feb 13, 2015 13:25
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"Hey everyone our FPS is soooo retro - it's a love letter to PC FPS games of the mid-90s like Doom and Quake and Duke" * is actually like a console FPS from 2005, the only difference is all the textures are pixellated, and the levels have the geometrical sophistication of Minecraft *
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Feb 13, 2015 13:32
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"Our game is designed to teach the player important life truths, the stuggles and problems of every day life as a young woman in today's modern society" KITTY! PRESS X TO STROKE KITTY!
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Feb 13, 2015 13:44
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we're making a game all about choices, and the impact they have in our lives! our game's going to make you think! *gameplay is just "Did you do A or B?" cuz they cant program anything fun*
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Feb 13, 2015 14:04
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"It's an Indie game" *is published by a big studio*
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Feb 13, 2015 14:17
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:"It's an Indie game" Also: *entire team is made up of 20 year experienced members of previously dissolved studio*
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Feb 13, 2015 14:23
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*makes a successful game and becomes a well-known figure in the games industry and media* *goes onto twitter and makes random racist comments for no reason*
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Feb 13, 2015 14:25
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happyhippy posted:Also: And Planetary Annihilation STILL sucked! Dear Total Annihilation guy: Please just remake TA with better graphics and balance and stop adding quirky gimmicks.
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Feb 13, 2015 14:25
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happyhippy posted:Also: *creates a Kickstarter to fund the project* *studio is owned by a big-shot veteran like Peter Molyneux, who could self-fund it without even noticing a dent in his wallet*
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Feb 13, 2015 14:32
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*levels are procedurally generated* *an actual level designer working for a fraction of the salary of the lead programmer could actually create a whole game's worth of superior levels in half the time it takes for the programmer to "perfect" his lovely level-generation algorithm*
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Feb 13, 2015 16:24
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"is open world" *player runs around an empty heightmap for 20 minutes*
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Feb 13, 2015 16:26
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Did you ever wish "Antichamber" had fewer puzzles and more anime? Well...
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Feb 13, 2015 16:28
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Please support the kickstarter for my Touhou Project ripoff! *$5.60 of $75,000*
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Feb 13, 2015 16:28
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Hey guys, we're almost done with the massive update that fixes all the major bugs and adds in enough content to justify the 40$ price tag *One year later* Hey guys, we're almost done with the massive update that fixes all the major bugs and adds in enough content to justify the 20$ price tag *One year later* Hey guys, we're almost done with the massive update that fixes all the major bugs and adds in enough content to justify the 5$ price tag *One year later*
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Feb 13, 2015 16:35
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Please support the kickstarter for my porny Touhou Project ripoff! *$560,000 of $75,000*
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Feb 13, 2015 16:37
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"I made Sword of the Stars II because I'm a monster who hates fun."
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Feb 13, 2015 16:37
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Feb 13, 2015 16:39
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happyhippy posted:"Our game is designed to teach the player important life truths, the stuggles and problems of every day life as a young woman in today's modern society" That is a struggle many young women face in today's modern society. Seems like a very relevant, poignant game.
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Feb 13, 2015 16:39
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I'm dreading the day Myst-like games become ironically cool to make again.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:05
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hemophilia posted:I'm dreading the day Myst-like games become ironically cool to make again. Gonna make a Mystlike on the Powerpoint engine.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:09
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Applewhite posted:Gonna make a procedurally generated 16bit Mystlike with rpg elements and multiple endings on the Powerpoint engine.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:16
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hemophilia posted:I'm dreading the day Myst-like games become ironically cool to make again. talos principle is like myst had a baby with portal
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Feb 13, 2015 17:16
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Kickstarter funded, team assembled, money deposited into company bank. First purchase: Anime figurines for desk.
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Feb 13, 2015 17:56
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noted feminist GET MY BELT SON states that gamergate is about harassment of women in gaming
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Feb 13, 2015 18:04
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abandons 20th single level proof of concept 'game' because menu/UI design isn't 'fun'
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Feb 13, 2015 19:24
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serious norman posted:*makes a good game* *is promptly ripped off by 12 to 15 shovelware companies the next day*
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Feb 13, 2015 19:32
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hemophilia posted:I'm dreading the day Myst-like games become ironically cool to make again. but myst was, good?
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*Has an achievement about how dumb achievements are that involves doing something pointless for three hours "We really wanted to say something about the industry."
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Feb 13, 2015 19:46
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serious norman posted:*makes a good game* *makes no money from good game*
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Ryoshi posted:but it was okay but myst nostalgia couldn't make anything good because the contemporary myst ripoffs were entirely terrible.
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Ryoshi posted:*Has an achievement about how dumb achievements are that involves doing something pointless for three hours
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Feb 13, 2015 20:08
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Ryoshi posted:*Has an achievement about how dumb achievements are that involves doing something pointless for three hours *Also has achievement that secretly needs you to spend $500 on ingame shop*
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Feb 13, 2015 20:15
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Our game has a steep learning curve but that's what makes it great.
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Feb 13, 2015 20:39
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Remember all those great games from twenty years ago? Yep, we're going to explicitly mention or at least reference all of them. Possibly, we'll even be able to make an easter egg with a joke from a very popular anime.
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Feb 13, 2015 20:57
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Please support the kickstarter for my pony Touhou Project ripoff! *$5,600,000 of $75,000*
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Feb 13, 2015 21:25
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Hey Guys, what if you could buy space ships and fly them around space and fight other ships with them and stuff? *is crushed to death by truckloads of hundred dollar bills before concept art is even created* AAA Publishers "space combat games don't sell, the market just doesn't demand it" *derek smart buys entire Freespace IP for $8000* *PowerCrazy sheds a single tear*
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We love memes like everyone else and that's what inspired us to start working on this project.
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