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Pascallion
Sep 15, 2003
Man, what the fuck, man?
Directed by: Michael Cooney
Starring: Christopher Allport, Scott MacDonald

With tongue, I must assume, firmly embedded in cheek, Michael Cooney set out to make a horror movie. I suppose this might qualify. It really is a piece of poo poo, but it's quite hilarious.

The plot consists of a psychotic snowman trying to get revenge on the Sheriff who captured him. Through a bunch of hilariously ludicrous killings, the snowman terrorizes a small town. The definite high point of this movie is when Jack rapes Shannon Elizabeth to death, the mechanics of which I'm sure you can only partially guess at.

If you need a lovely horror movie to watch for a fun time, this may well be it.

RATING: 1

PROS: Snowman rapes Shannon Elizabeth
CONS: The setup: a serial killer gets covered in acid which combines his genetic material with the snow. The rest of the movie is about that good.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116671/

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