Goldmine - A Safety Message From Your USPS Letter Carrier UPDATED

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karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

edit: cleaned up

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karmaflux fucked around with this message at 15:40 on May 24, 2004

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karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

^^^ :w-hat:

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# ¿ May 20, 2004 17:05

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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Djarum came out of the closet to say:
Anyone have any tricks on how to convert a regular picture into a line drawing? I've got some good ideas but I can't figure out how to make them into line drawings.

Before:

After Filter->Photocopy with low, low detail and high darkness:

Then you can clean it up, but I can't remember what I did. I didn't do that grat a job anyhow.

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# ¿ May 20, 2004 17:15

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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mroach came out of the closet to say:
You seem to be skilled in photoshop. Now you and the other sinners need to stop saving these as JPGs, they looks like trash.

1) Anything I successfully create with photoshop is akin to a retard making it through a maze. I have no idea what I'm doing, where I'm going, or where I started, but I smell cheese somewhere, so I keep running.

2) I could upload it in .psd, smarty pants, but I run photoshop 6 here at work, and PNG support isn't that great. I don't like to post 300k images just because my software sucks. JPG it is, because it's just jokes.

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# ¿ May 20, 2004 17:47

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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mroach came out of the closet to say:
...gifs and pngs are much smaller and the proper format for these types of images to prevent them from looking like swill.

Wrong. As a gif, my image would have been 114k. As an eight-bit PNG, from photoshop 6.0, it would have been 145k. As it stands, my image is 57k, and if you have a problem with the quality, you're a whiner.

vvv you can be a perfectionist on your own poo poo. Leave mine alone.

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karmaflux fucked around with this message at 18:24 on May 20, 2004

# ¿ May 20, 2004 18:21

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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iS! came out of the closet to say:
img http://www.geocities.com/farsidedlol/postal.txt

Try https://www.imageshack.us for image hosting. Geocities dies fast.

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# ¿ May 20, 2004 18:30

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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Fremry came out of the closet to say:
Not as good as I wanted, but I made it none the less.

I saw that and thought you were going a totally different direction.

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# ¿ May 20, 2004 19:16

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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Icemakor came out of the closet to say:
mailbox cowboy

HAHAHAHAHAH
Outstanding.

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# ¿ May 20, 2004 19:56

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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SmileyPonderosa came out of the closet to say:
:q:

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

edit: I like any instance of mailmen gettin they funk on

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karmaflux fucked around with this message at 22:15 on May 20, 2004

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:04

karmaflux: Feb 26, 2004; by Lowtax

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McMurphy came out of the closet to say:
I had high hopes for this picture but then I realized I have no skills and no imagination so I gave up. I put the image up hoping that someone will find it funny (which they won't).

Don't worry, man, I gotcher back:

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# ¿ May 21, 2004 00:19

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