How do I go about retrieving certain treasure from my garage?

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Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Wouldn't that central hole lead right into the locking mechanism?

Pack that with explosives, then just wail on it.

Maybe get some Freon?

# ¿ Aug 3, 2004 06:04

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 17:36

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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quadpus came out of the closet to say:

good link:

LOL

That's really only a problem if it's a super-high-tech safe. Certain ones have failsafe mechanisms (glass plates) that, if broken, will permanantly seal the safe.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2004 01:51

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Looks like you're making progress for sure. Thanks for the update.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2004 03:46

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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dreg came out of the closet to say:

I'm suspicious

very suspicious

certain that your home was once a grow-house. Hooray!

If that means safe house, then I agree.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2004 01:58

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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CurtisTheGreat came out of the closet to say:
If it's the stone from the other guy's wall... I'm gonna freak out.

:megamon:

It would signal the beginning of the end.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2004 04:52

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Looks like the cutting wheel is making quick work of that door, I'm wetting myself in anticipation.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2004 22:17

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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Citizen-X came out of the closet to say:
Get some thermite and melt the locking mechanism. I have no idea if this would work but i know it melts some metals (read computer harddrives) and seems like a better idea than explosives.

I expected better from you, Citizen.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2004 22:57

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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MissMaynard came out of the closet to say:
yeehaw or something

:laffo:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2004 00:12

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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madattheinternet came out of the closet to say:
I don't have any dog in costume pictures.

Oh my god, what is that dog doing to his toilet?!

If he's using it, that's impressive.

If he's making whoopee with it, that's...uh...yeah.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2004 04:41

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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Monkey Lincoln came out of the closet to say:
Seriously guys, quit it or I'm throwing the safe in a river.

I thought you couldn't move it.

:nyd:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2004 04:43

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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Monkey Lincoln came out of the closet to say:

Whoa. I made a macro just like that for another forum.

Hey e-macro/field coat twin.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2004 04:59

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

ML should just lock the thread until he gets it open, or we'll have 20 more pages of "Hay guyz, I'm an engineer, so use a plasma cutter full of thermite, then use it to cut off the hinges as you spray liquid nitrogen all over the door as you drag it through the woods."

# ¿ Aug 10, 2004 22:42

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

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tank9900 came out of the closet to say:
Chances are it has been said already, but, whatever.

Blow it the gently caress up. Just put some m-80's in the hinges.

You combined both destroying the hinges and explosives into a post that shows you read the thread title and very little else.

:waycool:

# ¿ Aug 12, 2004 03:44