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Gasmask posted:bomb the poo poo out of the frigate wingmen bomb the frigate you go and randomly bomb the containers without scanning them
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Feb 5, 2007 21:29
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after reloading, bomb the engines and then race to the rebel alliance A wings! For the empire you must!
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Feb 5, 2007 23:17
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find the shadowy figure again and beat him until he is dead.
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Feb 6, 2007 02:35
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Yaos posted:That reminds me, why can the space ships only go as fast as a jet plane coming in for a landing? The fastest ship could only go was around 333. I don't know what unit that is in but it took a lot longer than 3 seconds a while to go one kilometer so it's not meters per second. the force
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Feb 6, 2007 03:33
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Neb777 posted:That's a pretty terrible idea. You can't fly TIE fighters without a spacesuit Say that the shadowy figure was a rebel spy and you killed her for the empire, then do a dance on her body, signing the imperial national anthem.
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Neb777 posted:Finally, an answer I can get behind! done and I got the ice cream all in 20 
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Feb 6, 2007 21:41
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write slash fiction about fox and ziggy in the cockpit and let them take out the the xwings.
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Feb 6, 2007 23:28
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ice cream is protection against damage don't you know!
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Feb 7, 2007 08:34
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you should chop them up and give them to the chef and let everyone enjoy your just rewards!
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Feb 7, 2007 18:53
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scan the wingmen for furry contraband and then scan the targets, after which fire the two bodies at them with threats. if they don't stop go for the engines, and then tell them they are bad people call in the great fox and while the two wingmen are dieing covering your rear end laugh at them and eat a sandwich.
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Feb 8, 2007 02:41
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inspect the rabbit then disable him for having a dead officer on his ship
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Feb 8, 2007 08:56
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follow him, oh no, what have we become, not steve 
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Feb 8, 2007 15:58
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THE FROG MUST DIE
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Feb 8, 2007 20:33
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go all hitman on the frog and pin the murder on a random officer in a really awesome mission where you hide the weapon on him while giving a presentation to the entire ship.
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Feb 8, 2007 22:50
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faggotz lol (really name it after our friend steve)
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Feb 9, 2007 08:09
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i say we salvage the ship we have stuck on us and you find a uniform that looks like a dark jedi and start learning the ways of the force (yoga, some exercise, being able to wear black in the desert) With the cruisers tech and our sheer disregard for life, we are sure to win!
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Feb 9, 2007 19:27
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We are the best crew ever  We should give everyone a ham sandwich, Also you need to start wearing more fitting attire, like a king's crown and stuff.
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Feb 9, 2007 23:21
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Also anyone commanding a ship must wear a arm band with your face on it and beat people up, those ships must also have black shadowy figures any captures need to be brought to you to be beaten to death!
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Feb 10, 2007 10:39
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Send fighters after it to disable it. Also weld the headless star destroyer to your ship and make a SUPER DUPER star destoryer. Don't forget those shield pods. And to kill steve, the loving prick.
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Feb 10, 2007 21:42
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The time has come, the frog was a furry and annoying, he had to die. Steve didn't have, too, he chose this. As in all star wars one on ones, there will be a long drawn out discussion on good versus evil. Any attack steve makes from behind will be easily dodged and serve only as an attention getter. Then Steve will find out that he was indeed in love with a gay furry, who was so annoying I didn't buy Star Fox 64. You heard me. god speed. Fight well. 
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Feb 11, 2007 08:34
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Space them. Or at least kill the frog headed one! Chem-Comando posted:Breed your own super secret Master race....not THIS one obviously but sure you can use them as inspiration. Yes, genetically enhanced stormtroopers
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Feb 11, 2007 18:55
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deadpan posted:They are obviously destined to be your personal escort (as you have lost both Steve and a mouse bot). oh no oh no, if we keep the frog legs one that is fine, but the slippy headed one, must die.
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Feb 11, 2007 23:32
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We have a fleet, and we have our second in command. It now is time. Now we take on the worst thing in the star wars universe. thats right. George Lucas. Can we defeat God? can we?
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Feb 12, 2007 20:24
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Neb777 posted:This isn't anime a man can dream, a man can dream of a world without george lucas edit: lets take a slave girl planet to boost moral, and also teach steve to choke crappy officers with his mind.
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Feb 12, 2007 21:28
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Tripred posted:Waitaminute.. George Lucas is the main character's name in this LP. Pay attention! the greatest battle... is with yourself
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Feb 12, 2007 22:34
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Shiver posted:You guys know Stormtrooper clones are basically eunichs, right? On the other hand, everyone that wasn't made in a vat will love the poo poo out of this idea. who cares about the stormtroopers they are weakest solider type. Really it is all for the commissioned and non-stormtrooper uncommissioned, for the storm troopers we give them ice cream and let them go to the firing range 4 times this week instead of 3
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Feb 13, 2007 04:17
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Chem-Comando posted:What the hell is a solider soldier with dyslexia added.
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Feb 13, 2007 04:46
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Now lets attack the hutts palace with health food and diabetes pamphlets , the true enemy of the fat people!
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Feb 13, 2007 20:35
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Badfinger posted:Alternately you could bring down TIE fighters and gently caress 'em up royal, or rig up empty AT-ATs to get tripped and fall right on the speeders. The pilots could just parachute out when they're going down. bring in the ties!
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Feb 14, 2007 06:55
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Facial Butter posted:Oh children. TIE fighters, much like star destroyers, aren't meant for atmospheric combat. We need some tie intercepters or gunboats or somesuch. TOO BAD WE CRASHED THEM ALL ALREADY geez great. Or maybe some TIE crawlers? poo poo man, i don't know. maybe you could get some backup from that starfox tank thing? in Empire at war you can call in Ties, and I live by that canon. heftklammer posted:Attach TIE fighters to both sides of an AT-ST so it can fly do this.
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Feb 14, 2007 07:56
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Lobok posted:That's exactly what I mean! We need some lipstick and flowery dresses, stat! don't forget to tie TNT to it and blow it out the airlock. and then have a dramatic scene of closing the airlock just... in... time...
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Feb 21, 2007 07:24
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Steve, you have finally become what you were always meant to be, and once again you prove that jedi women rock
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Star Fox in space, dead, take that you drat rear end in a top hat.
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