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Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
Allen is an apple. She has a boy's name but she doesn't care. She is zany and carefree and full of whimsy. In the beginning of her day, she eats a muffin.

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loldoctor
what have oyu got there allen?

loldoctor
MUFFIN

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hahahaha eat dat muffin bitch!

senor lovesauce
hahah rub it all over ur body u sexy beast

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
Then she posts a thread about it!

3 Ball

3 Ball in the side pocket
that looks like a blueberry muffin. The best kind imo

loldoctor
im seein a resemblance here

3 Ball

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NICE!

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Red Flag! posted:

Then she posts a thread about it!


hahahaha post dat thread bitch!

senor lovesauce
hahaha guys tihs is so funny i love teh mspaintZ :xd:

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
After posting the thread she ties her shoe, getting ready to go out on some sort of zany adventure of interest!

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I have to go to bed now this had better be hilarious and goldmined by the time I come back

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
Then she posts a thread about it!

Seanathen

by Fragmaster
this is taking trolling to an epic level.

3 Ball

3 Ball in the side pocket

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I have to go to bed now this had better be hilarious and goldmined by the time I come back

this.

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
She walks to the door, she's going to get out there and see the world

But it's such a nice door so...

Armrest

loldoctor posted:

im seein a resemblance here

senor lovesauce
ahhahah oh alex the grape i get


took me awhile but yeah, thats funny. :)

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR

Red Flag! posted:

But it's such a nice door so...

She posts a thread about it!

senor lovesauce

senor lovesauce posted:

ahhahah oh alex the grape i get


took me awhile but yeah, thats funny. :)

did anyone else get this??

loldoctor
ohhhhhhhh

Armrest

loldoctor posted:

ohhhhhhhh

Fidel Castronaut

Houston, we're Havana problem.
swollen with lollin

Puppy Epidemic

BITCH BITCH BITCH ALL DAY
oh christ help

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
Her eyes glaze over and she just stares for an hour at nothing at all...

Puppy Epidemic

BITCH BITCH BITCH ALL DAY
YES

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Red Flag! posted:

Her eyes glaze over and she just stares for an hour at nothing at all...


heh... I think I know what's coming next...

also seriously bed time now

Fidel Castronaut

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Red Flag! posted:

Her eyes glaze over and she just stares for an hour at nothing at all...


some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

El Fragtasmo

You don't die enough to cry.
why isnt alex the grape in this thread yet

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
Then she posts a thread about it!

Armrest

tubular!

El Fragtasmo

You don't die enough to cry.
needs more food threads

Karl Bartos

by Lowtax
worst. thread. ever.

Seanathen

by Fragmaster

Red Flag! posted:

Her eyes glaze over and she just stares for an hour at nothing at all...


right click > set as desktop background.

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
Suddenly, she meets a luck dragon, and rides on his back, her heart full of glee!

senor lovesauce
then does she post a thread about it

Red Flag!
I'M SICK OF STARING AT YOUR STUPID APE AVATAR
She does not post a thread about it. However, afterwards she gets a hangnail.

AND THEN SHE POSTS A THREAD ABOUT IT

senor lovesauce
that bitch

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here's hoping she makes out with That Apple