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PipeRifle

we have catte




THIS IS SOLDIER GUY ACTION NEWS REPORTING THIS IS AN UGLY PLANET; A BUG PLENAT



Oho whats this



Wheee I am a torso!!



A handsome young rouge approacheth



OH GOSH that was my favorite thigh

...

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'twas but a glimspe... OF THE FUTURE

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zoux

hmmmmm....i cant see the changes...maybe to sublte

Meatsplosion

+3 Meat Elemental
werent there boobs in that movie? i distinctly remember boobs

ADL

by The Finn

PipeRifle

we have catte




Meet Jonathon Rico, our hero, he sucks pretty bad



I GOT ONE ARM AND DON'T TAKE NO GUFF



Jonny is confused probably 80% of the movie



His girlfriend uses her flattened maw to strain krill from the nearby ocean



He is freidns with doogie



Blanche is blind and old yet amazingly still pretty hot

Uncle Wemus

want age 25-70 guy to come over and jo in my model train room.
denise richards and other girl are hot and you get to see the other girls tits

Stryder

seriously subscribing if you're going to do the whole movie.

senor lovesauce

piperifle, as you go over the hill, your posts go down hill :/

zoux

Uncle Wemus posted:

denise richards and other girl are hot and you get to see the other girls tits

but you didnt want to see the other girls tits.. you wanted to see denise campbells

SamuraiPaul

Blowin' up da moon.
your thread title makes me think of Minus the Bear

KOTJ


Uncle Wemus posted:

you get to see the other girls tits

hup

ME IRL

piperifle i like this thread and i like you

PipeRifle

we have catte


Stryder posted:

seriously subscribing if you're going to do the whole movie.

strap in cochese



Jonny is captan of the limp wristed enjoyable human being team and he wins evrey game



You can't tell it but this is Diz she sa smokin hot redhead and you get to see her boobs TWICE



Dad I am gong to join the army to b wit Caermen forever!



OH NO the mobil infantry is for suckers you are goiong to harvard at that is final young man



Jonny she is your mother your lustful gaze is inappropriate at best



I know I will woo you with an offer of a trip to Smegma Beach eh eh

MMOs & Welfare

oh he's so pringles

no way man dizzy only shows her boobs once i've counted

Bonaventure

by Lowtax

Crotchton_Sinclair

by Lowtax

There was an anime based on this book. I'm just sayin' is all....

Chronicler of Dongs

~*~ Magic Mittens ~*~

in the future everybody has haircuts from 1996

PipeRifle

we have catte


LATER AT THE BIG DANCE/GRADUATION OR WHATEVER



Jonny come dance with me I am basically a creepy stalker but way hotter then youre girlfriend



Carmen says "My father is not home tonight" this means she wants intercourse

THE NEXT DAY AT THE ARMY PLACE



We are proimising to be army guys



Carmne is going to be a pilot Doogie is a pychic so he gets to be in intelligence (lol military intelligence sure is a oxymoran) and Jonny is dumb so he signs up for the MOBIL INFANTRY



GOOD FOR YOU THE INFARTRY MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY



oh snap he only got like hafl a leg if this is the man he is today jonny sure is in for some trouble, i think this is the point they are makning



Let's make a pact to be bffs or bfs-f depehnding on grammar

The Werle

Fireworks for Christmas is absolutely American

I can't wait for the vagina bug scene.

PipeRifle

we have catte


AND NOW A BREAK FOR THE NEWS



umm you may want to rethink this



Our first tru glimspe of the enemey: they are called arachnids or 'bugs' and here is one eatin a cow



mormons tried to settle on a bug planet and got ate, silly mormans (why is the cow censored and not the human corpses I think it is 'social commentary')

Dameius

This movie makes me so sad because the book was so amazingly amazing awesome

then I watch it drunk and don't care

Wizzle-Wazzle

It is time for science.

PipeRifle

we have catte


ARMY TRAINING BEGINS (the movie takes a while to get good so I may skip some boring stuff)



Jonny begins training courtesy of the hardest scerew to ever walk a turn at shawshank



A big guy gets his arm broke his name is probably 'moose'



Diz shows up she is now an army guy THE PLOT THICKENS (just kidding there is no plot)



Jonny Rico meet Jonny Bartlett; GOT ME A SCORE OF TWELVE

Yanci Fry

nude shower pics are up next!

Vincent Valentine

Murdertime

FUN FACT: a bunch of teachers at my high school made a petition to get the starship troopers book required reading for high school students to give them an idea of some government system or whatever.

Didn't pass but they're pretty cool for trying.

Crotchton_Sinclair

by Lowtax

FUN FACT: Starship Troopers was a bunch of militarist bullshit.

betterinsodapop

64:1

SamuraiPaul posted:

your thread title makes me think of Minus the Bear
yep

Poise

i'd totally do denise richards or the girl that played the chick whose boobs you saw then she died

PipeRifle

we have catte


Army training continues



Jake Busey mouths off to his sarge and gets a kinfe in the hand for his efforts good job slacker



GRATUITOS CO ED SHOWER SCENE



Diz's boob pt. 1 (she turns around)



Meanwhile Carmen is flying a spaecship and we learn she has a reputation for being "CRAZY" Fun fact: the co-trainee is Amy Smart and you can see her get railed in public in the movie "Crank"



My name is Zander Handsome and I was on the other FUTUREBALL team and I want to gently caress carmen so here I am on a speaceship

Yanci Fry

PipeRifle posted:

Army training continues



Jake Busey mouths off to his sarge and gets a kinfe in the hand for his efforts good job slacker



GRATUITOS CO ED SHOWER SCENE



Diz's boob pt. 1 (she turns around)



Meanwhile Carmen is flying a spaecship and we learn she has a reputation for being "CRAZY" Fun fact: the co-trainee is Amy Smart and you can see her get railed in public in the movie "Crank"



My name is Zander Handsome and I was on the other FUTUREBALL team and I want to gently caress carmen so here I am on a speaceship


Where is Diz's boob part two?

Poise

PipeRifle posted:

Army training continues



Jake Busey mouths off to his sarge and gets a kinfe in the hand for his efforts good job slacker



GRATUITOS CO ED SHOWER SCENE



Diz's boob pt. 1 (she turns around)



Meanwhile Carmen is flying a spaecship and we learn she has a reputation for being "CRAZY" Fun fact: the co-trainee is Amy Smart and you can see her get railed in public in the movie "Crank"



My name is Zander Handsome and I was on the other FUTUREBALL team and I want to gently caress carmen so here I am on a speaceship

oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out

Poise

HarryLerman posted:

oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out

the book is way better and totally different, you wouldn't even realize it was the same story if the main character wasn't named "johnny rico"

Dameius

HarryLerman posted:

oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out

He still has a chance to show 'em when she rides Rico into battle.

Dameius

HarryLerman posted:

the book is way better and totally different, you wouldn't even realize it was the same story if the main character wasn't named "johnny rico"

Its one of my most favorite books of all time

think.


I love you piperifle

PipeRifle

we have catte


boobs aren't allowed in byob deal with it



Jonny plays future paintball and it is totally sweet



Caermen sends him a letter that say s "i went to jupiter to find something bigger than my lips lol I'm dumpin you"



It's okay man at least your head is not shaped like a can of beef a roni



Jonny tells moose to take off his helmet and moose gets shot RIGHT IN THE loving EYEBALL



jonny takes his licks for his mistaek this is more social comentary but its really ham-fisted compared to the book an thats sayin something



captain the gravitational pull of my hair is threatening hull integrity

Poise

PipeRifle posted:

boobs aren't allowed in byob deal with it





Jonny tells moose to take off his helmet and moose gets shot RIGHT IN THE loving EYEBALL


how are boobs not allowed yet such unchecked violence is permitted? it's like US television

Aybraus

by Fistgrrl

PipeRifle posted:



captain the gravitational pull of my hair is threatening hull integrity

If you stare at her forehead for a really long time then look at your hand it gets all squiggly and weird.

The Worst

death from above

PipeRifle posted:





It's okay man at least your head is not shaped like a can of beef a roni

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PipeRifle

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Carmen dodges a bug meteor (they poop lightning to shoot rocks at earth) and jonny decides to go home from the miltray



COME HOME SON OH BOY IT IS GETTING DARK



What is happening? WE ARE GOING TO WAAAAAARRRRRRRRR



Oh no...have we been....whacked!?



the goddamn bugs whacked us johnny



the GODDAMN BUGS wacked US, JOHNNY



TEH GOFAMDNA BUGGS WHACKDE US JONHY!

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