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THIS IS SOLDIER GUY ACTION NEWS REPORTING THIS IS AN UGLY PLANET; A BUG PLENAT Oho whats this Wheee I am a torso!! A handsome young rouge approacheth OH GOSH that was my favorite thigh ... ... 'twas but a glimspe... OF THE FUTURE |
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hmmmmm....i cant see the changes...maybe to sublte |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 04:12 |
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werent there boobs in that movie? i distinctly remember boobs |
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Meet Jonathon Rico, our hero, he sucks pretty bad I GOT ONE ARM AND DON'T TAKE NO GUFF Jonny is confused probably 80% of the movie His girlfriend uses her flattened maw to strain krill from the nearby ocean He is freidns with doogie Blanche is blind and old yet amazingly still pretty hot |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 04:22 |
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denise richards and other girl are hot and you get to see the other girls tits |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 04:23 |
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seriously subscribing if you're going to do the whole movie. |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 04:24 |
piperifle, as you go over the hill, your posts go down hill :/ | |
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Uncle Wemus posted:denise richards and other girl are hot and you get to see the other girls tits but you didnt want to see the other girls tits.. you wanted to see denise campbells |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 04:24 |
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your thread title makes me think of Minus the Bear |
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Uncle Wemus posted:you get to see the other girls tits |
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piperifle i like this thread and i like you |
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Stryder posted:seriously subscribing if you're going to do the whole movie. strap in cochese Jonny is captan of the limp wristed human being team and he wins evrey game You can't tell it but this is Diz she sa smokin hot redhead and you get to see her boobs TWICE Dad I am gong to join the army to b wit Caermen forever! OH NO the mobil infantry is for suckers you are goiong to harvard at that is final young man Jonny she is your mother your lustful gaze is inappropriate at best I know I will woo you with an offer of a trip to Smegma Beach eh eh |
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no way man dizzy only shows her boobs once i've counted | |
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There was an anime based on this book. I'm just sayin' is all.... | |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 04:35 |
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in the future everybody has haircuts from 1996 |
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LATER AT THE BIG DANCE/GRADUATION OR WHATEVER Jonny come dance with me I am basically a creepy stalker but way hotter then youre girlfriend Carmen says "My father is not home tonight" this means she wants intercourse THE NEXT DAY AT THE ARMY PLACE We are proimising to be army guys Carmne is going to be a pilot Doogie is a pychic so he gets to be in intelligence (lol military intelligence sure is a oxymoran) and Jonny is dumb so he signs up for the MOBIL INFANTRY GOOD FOR YOU THE INFARTRY MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY oh snap he only got like hafl a leg if this is the man he is today jonny sure is in for some trouble, i think this is the point they are makning Let's make a pact to be bffs or bfs-f depehnding on grammar |
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I can't wait for the vagina bug scene. |
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AND NOW A BREAK FOR THE NEWS umm you may want to rethink this Our first tru glimspe of the enemey: they are called arachnids or 'bugs' and here is one eatin a cow mormons tried to settle on a bug planet and got ate, silly mormans (why is the cow censored and not the human corpses I think it is 'social commentary') |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 04:47 |
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This movie makes me so sad because the book was so amazingly amazing awesome then I watch it drunk and don't care |
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ARMY TRAINING BEGINS (the movie takes a while to get good so I may skip some boring stuff) Jonny begins training courtesy of the hardest scerew to ever walk a turn at shawshank A big guy gets his arm broke his name is probably 'moose' Diz shows up she is now an army guy THE PLOT THICKENS (just kidding there is no plot) Jonny Rico meet Jonny Bartlett; GOT ME A SCORE OF TWELVE |
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nude shower pics are up next! | |
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FUN FACT: a bunch of teachers at my high school made a petition to get the starship troopers book required reading for high school students to give them an idea of some government system or whatever. Didn't pass but they're pretty cool for trying. |
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FUN FACT: Starship Troopers was a bunch of militarist bullshit. | |
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SamuraiPaul posted:your thread title makes me think of Minus the Bear |
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i'd totally do denise richards or the girl that played the chick whose boobs you saw then she died |
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Army training continues Jake Busey mouths off to his sarge and gets a kinfe in the hand for his efforts good job slacker GRATUITOS CO ED SHOWER SCENE Diz's boob pt. 1 (she turns around) Meanwhile Carmen is flying a spaecship and we learn she has a reputation for being "CRAZY" Fun fact: the co-trainee is Amy Smart and you can see her get railed in public in the movie "Crank" My name is Zander Handsome and I was on the other FUTUREBALL team and I want to gently caress carmen so here I am on a speaceship |
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PipeRifle posted:Army training continues Where is Diz's boob part two? |
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PipeRifle posted:Army training continues oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out |
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HarryLerman posted:oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out the book is way better and totally different, you wouldn't even realize it was the same story if the main character wasn't named "johnny rico" |
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HarryLerman posted:oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out He still has a chance to show 'em when she rides Rico into battle. |
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HarryLerman posted:the book is way better and totally different, you wouldn't even realize it was the same story if the main character wasn't named "johnny rico" Its one of my most favorite books of all time |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 05:06 |
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I love you piperifle |
# ? Jun 6, 2007 05:09 |
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boobs aren't allowed in byob deal with it Jonny plays future paintball and it is totally sweet Caermen sends him a letter that say s "i went to jupiter to find something bigger than my lips lol I'm dumpin you" It's okay man at least your head is not shaped like a can of beef a roni Jonny tells moose to take off his helmet and moose gets shot RIGHT IN THE loving EYEBALL jonny takes his licks for his mistaek this is more social comentary but its really ham-fisted compared to the book an thats sayin something captain the gravitational pull of my hair is threatening hull integrity |
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PipeRifle posted:boobs aren't allowed in byob deal with it how are boobs not allowed yet such unchecked violence is permitted? it's like US television |
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PipeRifle posted:
If you stare at her forehead for a really long time then look at your hand it gets all squiggly and weird. |
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Carmen dodges a bug meteor (they poop lightning to shoot rocks at earth) and jonny decides to go home from the miltray COME HOME SON OH BOY IT IS GETTING DARK What is happening? WE ARE GOING TO WAAAAAARRRRRRRRR Oh no...have we been....whacked!? the goddamn bugs whacked us johnny the GODDAMN BUGS wacked US, JOHNNY TEH GOFAMDNA BUGGS WHACKDE US JONHY! |
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