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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > GODDAMN BUGS WHACKED US JOHNNY
Poise
 i'd totally do denise richards or the girl that played the chick whose boobs you saw then she died

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2007 05:02
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:49
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PipeRifle posted:

Army training continues



Jake Busey mouths off to his sarge and gets a kinfe in the hand for his efforts good job slacker



GRATUITOS CO ED SHOWER SCENE



Diz's boob pt. 1 (she turns around)



Meanwhile Carmen is flying a spaecship and we learn she has a reputation for being "CRAZY" Fun fact: the co-trainee is Amy Smart and you can see her get railed in public in the movie "Crank"



My name is Zander Handsome and I was on the other FUTUREBALL team and I want to gently caress carmen so here I am on a speaceship

oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out :rolleye:

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2007 05:03
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HarryLerman posted:

oh comeon people only watch this garbage for the tittays and you leave it out :rolleye:

the book is way better and totally different, you wouldn't even realize it was the same story if the main character wasn't named "johnny rico"

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2007 05:04
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PipeRifle posted:

boobs aren't allowed in byob deal with it





Jonny tells moose to take off his helmet and moose gets shot RIGHT IN THE loving EYEBALL


how are boobs not allowed yet such unchecked violence is permitted? it's like US television :rolleye:

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2007 05:11
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Poise
 it's funny they make doogie a colonel and remark about how they have "a bunch of kids" as soldiers tryin to make it seem like johnny and everyone are all old and war-hardened

but johnny and everyone looks exactly the same it its clear that the actors playing the new recruits are all like 14 so of course they look younger loll

* # ¿ Jun 10, 2007 21:47
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