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Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...2#post333209078

Xizer posted:

Pedo? Really?

That's more like ephebophilia, which isn't that bad.

Also, the feelings between the two are mutual. Just what is the deal here? Shouldn't we be more concerned about the creepy old guy going around with lollipops kidnapping six year olds?

How you can even put this guy on the same level as that disturbs me.

The thread was gassed out from under me before I could rip this fucker apart there, so Xizer gets a callout instead.

Dear Xizer:

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AND GET BANNED

The word "ephebophile" doesn't mean what you think it means. You use it to mean "dude who gets down on girls just barely sprouting tits", when what it really means is "I'm using a made-up word to defend this kiddy diddler because I totally would have done the exact same thing".

Just loving stop. Please. GBS loves its pedo threads, and not a single goddamned one of them can go by without some Paul Reubens wannabe like you playing the apologist card.

It took Ozma all of ONE MINUTE to gas the thread after you posted in it. You know why? Because what you wrote was loving disgusting. Here's an idea: before splitting hairs about what precisely constitutes a pedophile, you make extra loving sure there's hair to split on the object of your "ephebophile's" affection.

Xizer posted:

"I hate lovely SA posters"

Oh, sweet irony.

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LS!
Oct 18, 2002

by Fragmaster


what I don't get, ozma, is why you didn't just ban him right then and there.

atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others.

It totally gets your point across way more than writing the words "shut up" a hundred times.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

atticus posted:

I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others.

It totally gets your point across way more than writing the words "shut up" a hundred times.

Shut up.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS


atticus posted:

I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others.

It totally gets your point across way more than writing the words "shut up" a hundred times.

shut up fag this is loving breaking news

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



From the thread "A haven for pedophiles"

quote:

Doesn't Norway have some of the lowest crime rates in the world, along with the rest of the Scandinavian countries?

Looks like they're doing something right.

Hmmm yes if we don't prosecute it then we don't have a problem

BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at Sep 11, 2007 around 03:39

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

i'm pretty sure i'm not an ephebophile or a pedophile or whatever

what is it when you want to watch someone else put owls in that chick from Lazytown?

TONY DANZAS HO
Aug 27, 2003

Making you do a carepostin 2.1 isn't as uncool as making to an analysis in the middle of a flamewar that boosting my ego.


Boniface posted:

i'm pretty sure i'm not an ephebophile or a pedophile or whatever

what is it when you want to watch someone else put owls in that chick from Lazytown?

"Being lego_robot"

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

GodofLint posted:

From the thread "A haven for pedophiles"


Hmmm yes if we don't prosecute it then we don't have a problem

I don't know, those Scandinavian chicks are pretty hot maybe they just have old souls.

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof


Weirdos that ride the fence hate to be told there's a post up their rear end.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



Okay, his post history is the gooniest poo poo in the world. Pedo thread, ycs ycs ycs ycs ycs ycs, pedo thread, a million posts in some claw game thread in gbs, fleshlight thread, oreo pizza thread. The guy is a walking stereotype.

Cotton B. Gross
Jun 21, 2006

by Fragmaster


The Greek word "ephebus" referred only to male youths, who were mostly 18 or 19 anyway. So it would be a stupid word even if it were real.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

GodofLint posted:

fleshlight thread

You have to be loving kidding me.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



No loving way. From a pyf gif thread

quote:


Foggy
May 17, 2004



GodofLint posted:

No loving way. From a pyf gif thread

ita

LS!
Oct 18, 2002

by Fragmaster


GodofLint posted:

No loving way. From a pyf gif thread

just to clarify: Those are Xizer's, correct?

Aristotle Animes
Feb 11, 2006

...

GodofLint posted:

From the thread "A haven for pedophiles"


Hmmm yes if we don't prosecute it then we don't have a problem

having kids where an ampoule of lube around their neck at all times seems like a pretty progressive solution to the traumatic anal tearing problem.

what is this
Sep 11, 2001

it is a lemur


jesus christ

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



LS! posted:

just to clarify: Those are Xizer's, correct?

Yeah, I'm going back and putting links in. I just did one for those awful gifs. Give me a minute for the others. This is like drilling a well in the backyard and hitting the septic field.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

Xizer posted:

What the hell, $60 for a bare-bones fleshlight? Maybe it is necessary to make one...

Look at the bright side. If you go the DIY route, you can make it as tight as your pedophile needle dick wants.

Boniface
Jul 18, 2005

Halfway home and my pager still blowin up

GodofLint posted:

No loving way. From a pyf gif thread



loving lol

i knew when i typed my earlier post that there was a good chance it would be relevant later and, well, here we are

LS!
Oct 18, 2002

by Fragmaster


GodofLint posted:

Yeah, I'm going back and putting links in. I just did one for those awful gifs. Give me a minute for the others. This is like drilling a well in the backyard and hitting the septic field.

seriously, mods and admins, I'd be way more comfortable if this guy wasn't around.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



Is this a "brown people" post, because I think it is:

Xizer posted:

I don't know why countries even bother dicking around in these lovely African and Middle East nations anymore.

We should just fence off the Middle East from the rest of the world and write it off as a lost cause.


And the fleshlight thing:

Xizer posted:

What the hell, $60 for a bare-bones fleshlight? Maybe it is necessary to make one...


$50 says he was eying the ultra thin model.

Santiago3.1
Jun 19, 2004

by mons all madden


hahaha, goddamned fantastic find GodofLint.

GodofLint posted:

And the fleshlight thing:

Money down that he puts theatre blood inside and plays recording of children screaming while he sodomizes the business end of a fleshlight.

atticus
Nov 7, 2002

this is how u post~


Xizer posted:

So if I were to order this 100 mw laser, and accidentally shined it in my eye for a brief split of a second (I.E. accidentally pointed it at a reflective surface) could this permanently damage my eye, or would that only happen if I pointed it directly at my eye or had it reflected for longer than a split second?


hey guys if i shine a laser in my eye do you think it will have any negative effects

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof


Boniface posted:

loving lol

i knew when i typed my earlier post that there was a good chance it would be relevant later and, well, here we are

Yep, end of discussion. Whether the pedantic term for his illness begins with a consonant or a vowel, he's completely disgusting.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



Santiago3 posted:

hahaha, goddamned fantastic find GodofLint.

I don't go for the throat often but when I do I don't gently caress around

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



Santiago3 posted:

Money down that he puts theatre blood inside and plays recording of children screaming while he sodomizes the business end of a fleshlight.

much like ur posting

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



GodofLint posted:

No loving way. From a pyf gif thread




Oh sweet Lord.

Foggy
May 17, 2004



what if Xizer is like 13 himself

this is a distinct possibility

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

Drink Mountain Dew Game Fuel

Xizer posted:

fukken sold

If it weren't for creeps like Xizer, I wouldn't have to wade through piles of "CHEETOS LOL" and "LOLOOLOL MOUNTAIN DEW BOTTLE SPOTTED" in goons.jpg.

Goatstein
Dec 4, 2006



Foggy posted:

what if Xizer is like 13 himself

this is a distinct possibility

no way when i was 13 i didn't know the world "ephebophilia" and i even read piers anthony

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



Ahahaha

http://kotaku.com/commenter/Xizer/

quote:

* commenter since: Jul 11, 2007
* banned since: Jul 11, 2007

Calling unicorns loving people the coolest feature of any game go second life!

I wish archives were up.

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING

Goatstein posted:

no way when i was 13 i didn't know the world "ephebophilia" and i even read piers anthony

Oh goddamnit I have to hate myself for reading that same poo poo when I was a kid before I can hate you for it, too.

LS!
Oct 18, 2002

by Fragmaster


Goatstein posted:

no way when i was 13 i didn't know the world "ephebophilia" and i even read piers anthony

when I was 13 I didn't even worry about wanting to gently caress other 13-year-olds enough to feel like I had to justify it by finding another term for pedophilia that sounds a little better because people don't know it yet.

CrumFUNist!
Nov 27, 2005



Jesus Christ, he is obsessed with LazyTown.

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Foggy
May 17, 2004



Sexual Lorax posted:

Oh goddamnit I have to hate myself for reading that same poo poo when I was a kid before I can hate you for it, too.

I read two of them and they weirded me out even then

Santiago3.1
Jun 19, 2004

by mons all madden


Good lord.

Goatstein posted:

much like ur posting

the hell?

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007

King Kong of Megadongs

Gobblin' them mega schlongs

Makin' sure they mega long

Stroke 'em if they mega strong


atticus posted:

I like how you bolded ALL the words, yet chose to italicize some and underline others.

It totally gets your point across way more than writing the words "shut up" a hundred times.

oh look another post from atticus telling us how to post in helldump

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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have an oral fixation and it's not the sexy kind



Look at what he's dugg: http://digg.com/users/Xizer/news/dugg

How to build your own Fleshlight! (NWS, probably)

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