Santiago3 posted:

Money down that he puts theatre blood inside and plays recording of children screaming while he sodomizes the business end of a fleshlight.

Foggy posted:

what if Xizer is like 13 himself

this is a distinct possibility

Foggy posted:

great obama is tainted forever

now I feel like those ron paul supporters when they see a huge stormfront thread about their guy

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That episode was very

Also, I wonder if this episode was made early or late in the season? I noticed that Stephie wasn't wearing her pedo blockers.

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Aww, Zokita I'll hook up with you. :hug:

_{p.s. you have to pay for the plane tickets}

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Zokita wrote:
Okay, fine, I lied. I'm not asexual. Possibly bi




Zokita wrote:
Anyway, no one really looks at my boobs,


LIES DETECTED

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Agent Parasite wrote:
I'm underage. :P


okay seriously where's the fuckin pics

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Ponycat wrote:
Maybe we'll catch up one day, mum and dad are at North Nowra but I haven't been down there for a while....

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Zokita wrote:
explorer posted this awesome screencap in LazyPics and I had to caption it. I'm so going to hell now.




haha the first sexual motivation poster I laughed at

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WTF @ pig Stephanie


...That's hot

Crumbunist posted:

The problem is that he proxies everything.

Sexual Lorax posted:

Son of a bitch, I couldn't make Xizer sound worse than he already makes himself sound:



I'm just getting the gently caress out of that abomination of a website.

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SUBJ: OH MY loving HOLY GOD IT'S JULIANNA IN A BIKINI!

twenty pedophiles posted:

Xizer, in a subject about masturbation posted:

This is why I run a LazyTown forum.

Nall posted:

Well what a horrifying trip this thread has been. He's still sitting in #lazytown on IRC too, I'm going to need to do something about that channel.

LordGeos posted:

isn't that sort of thing actually worth jail time?

Xizer, in a subject about what you get off to in a forum full of lolicon posted:

This is why I run a LazyTown forum.

Standish posted:

Yes but she's really seventeen, just like those anime schoolgirls who look six years old but they're really ten thousand year-old demons.

(Also it's kind of disturbing how that grotesque little munchkin is seventeen years old.)

BaconBeast posted:

There's a thread there with cities that they all live in but there's no way in hell I'm going there from a lab computer.

pedo #1 posted:

that picture from julianna at the emmys is prtty bad, is there a better one?

pedo #2 posted:

somethingawful forums poster sdalkjflds posting as Jim Tindell posted:

BUT NOW I CAN'T SEE HER BREASTS!

homestarplummer posted:

hahaha I don't know how some red flags weren't throw up when a children's show had a thread lasting that long.

edit: since when has helldump had over 300 users viewing its usually like 100-150

sdalkjflds posted:

I worked at an Top 40 station, which usually has a demographic for teenagers. I don't get what you're trying to argue here.

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Those twats are the loving dregs of humanity.

They strike me as the kind of doucheniks who were (or more probably still are) bullied in pre-school for looking as retarded as they actually seem to be, and their fragile egos therefore take every opportunity they can get to cling to a sense of superiority over anyone else, no matter how small, forced and unfounded that sense may be.

This "elite" are so quick to pass judgement on everyone, from furries, to cosplayers, to - god forbid - people who watch a childrens' TV show. Basically anyone who doesn't conform to the narrow mindset of the repressed masses.

Let's recap, shall we?
-If you watch kids' TV, you're a paedophile.
-If you have at any time in your life lied about your age, you're a paedophile, especially if it was to make yourself seem older.
-If you don't consider raping a 6-year-old and having sex with a consenting 16-year old EXACTLY THE SAME THING, you're a paedophile.
-If you possess the ability to differentiate between the age of a character and that of the actress portaying her, you're a paedophile.
(Hey, Kate Winslet played an old woman at the end of Titanic, therefore anyone who thinks she's attractive must go around raping geriatrics. It makes perfect sense!)
-If you are able to enjoy anything in a non-sexual way, you're a paedophile.
-If you have even the most basic grasp of irony and sarcasm, you're a paedophile.
-If you ever meet anyone from an internet group, you're a paedophile.
(At this point I'd like to point out that both b3ta.com and ChainofFlowers.com regularly have meets. They must both be full of paedos!)
-If you've ever played anything released by Sega or Nintendo, you must be a furry (the ultimate sin).
-Blah blah blah *foaming at the mouth* blah bling bling blah.

Rules to live by, they are.

Aaaanyway...
I notice that this site has picked up twenty-odd new members since this "event", so I would like to extend a welcoming "Baaaaa!" to all the mindless sheep from SA. I'm just sorry we couldn't be more scandalous for you.

I'm off to rape a puppet.

LS! posted:

Close and goldmine this thread too. If another witch appears to be burned as well then they will deserve their own thread but this one has unfortunately strayed from that into disturbingly personal territory.

Hypnotic posted:

J2xC's blog found: http://www.shinku-banzai.net/wordpress/

Name, address, etc. can be found here:

http://whois.domaintools.com/shinku-banzai.net

Phayloos posted:

all of you guys who just believed xizer when he said he was 17 are loving retards

Xizer posted:

Phayloos posted:

all of you guys who just believed xizer when he said he was 17 are loving retards