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DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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Weirdos that ride the fence hate to be told there's a post up their rear end.

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DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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Boniface posted:

loving lol

i knew when i typed my earlier post that there was a good chance it would be relevant later and, well, here we are

Yep, end of discussion. Whether the pedantic term for his illness begins with a consonant or a vowel, he's completely disgusting.

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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LS! posted:

gently caress banning him. Find out where he lives and give this evidence to his local police station because sooner or later this pedophile is going to strike.

This thread alone points to enough evidence for his town to commission a task force.

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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Bareback Rodeo posted:

You can say it's a stupid word they use to justify themselves, but I don't think you can say it's fake.

Dictionary.com linked me to this:

http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Ephebophilia

It's a real word, but the difference in creepiness factor between "too young to have sexual characteristics" and "budding hips" is mostly negligible.

ps you're kinda creepy too

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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Bareback Rodeo posted:

I explained that I wasn't sniffing her hair when I told the story. Maybe you should go back and read the entire thread again and then make a really funny, scathing comment at the end. That would be hilarious.

Maybe you should realize that you told us the story, which gave you the opportunity to put it in the best possible light, and it still made you sound like an intolerable creep. He doesn't need to make it any more hilarious than that. We're already laughing to keep from cringing.

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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this is the the biggest no-click zone i've ever seen

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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atticus posted:

can someone enlighten me on what the deal is with the girl and the pink hair

she's the prepubescent star of a tv show that kids watch after they graduate from teletubbies, and internet creeps fantasize about loving her

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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flowmotion posted:

I though the deal was that she is actually like 16 so internet pedos could sort of rationalize it in their own special way.

last time they made an episode of lazytown, she wasn't 16 yet

anyone who gets sexually aroused by those infantile musical sketches is a broken person

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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BaconBeast posted:

Who knows? Maybe we should ask this guy?



he's pondering the fact that dann florek just called him a loose cannon

he's become what he beheld and he's convinced that he's done right

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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Sergg posted:



Probably not the same one, since that guy is currently incarcerated.

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DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

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GodofLint posted:

Yeah it is you avoiding the cameras buddy not the other way around

he meant the security cameras at chuck e cheese