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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

From the thread "A haven for pedophiles"

quote:

Doesn't Norway have some of the lowest crime rates in the world, along with the rest of the Scandinavian countries?

Looks like they're doing something right.

Hmmm yes if we don't prosecute it then we don't have a problem

BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Sep 11, 2007

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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Okay, his post history is the gooniest poo poo in the world. Pedo thread, ycs ycs ycs ycs ycs ycs, pedo thread, a million posts in some claw game thread in gbs, fleshlight thread, oreo pizza thread. The guy is a walking stereotype.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

No loving way. From a pyf gif thread

quote:


BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

LS! posted:

just to clarify: Those are Xizer's, correct?

Yeah, I'm going back and putting links in. I just did one for those awful gifs. Give me a minute for the others. This is like drilling a well in the backyard and hitting the septic field.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Is this a "brown people" post, because I think it is:

Xizer posted:

I don't know why countries even bother dicking around in these lovely African and Middle East nations anymore.

We should just fence off the Middle East from the rest of the world and write it off as a lost cause.


And the fleshlight thing:

Xizer posted:

What the hell, $60 for a bare-bones fleshlight? Maybe it is necessary to make one...


$50 says he was eying the ultra thin model.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Santiago3 posted:

hahaha, goddamned fantastic find GodofLint.

I don't go for the throat often but when I do I don't gently caress around

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Ahahaha

http://kotaku.com/commenter/Xizer/

quote:

* commenter since: Jul 11, 2007
* banned since: Jul 11, 2007

Calling unicorns loving people the coolest feature of any game go second life!

I wish archives were up.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Look at what he's dugg: http://digg.com/users/Xizer/news/dugg

How to build your own Fleshlight! (NWS, probably)

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Oh god, he made this: http://lazyskeet4.ytmnd.com/

And this one (nws): http://stephdump.ytmnd.com/

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Every single YTMND revolves around lazytown and it is creepy as gently caress.

http://ytmnd.com/users/Xizer/

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Amazing! He uses anonymous proxies for all his web browsing. And I cannot possibly think of why someone would do such a thing with such a stellar post history.


This is where all that poo poo on the MSN roulette comes from, gentlemen.

And his youtube account says he is 27, so I think we can put the "he might be young" thing to rest.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Xizer

BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Sep 11, 2007

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

MatrixSchmatrix posted:

i honestly think this might be the worst person i've ever seen a thread about

Bullshit, we all saw my tambourine man call-out. Until I see pictures of this guy with crusty semen on his pants and mailing letters soaked in his own blood to other goons or something it cannot reach that level of hosed up.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Goatstein posted:

ok none of reverts to wikipedia articles are very interesting except in and of themselves however they do blow out of the water the hypothesis that he is in fact 13 because i don't know many 13 year-olds with functional knowledge of donkey kong 64, the o.j. simpson trial and the 1992 L.A. Riots

Like I said before, his youtube says he is 27 which makes him getting right to that extra-special-creepy age.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Okay, does anyone here know about the #clublive channel? Apparently fishmech's http://fishmech.info/clublive.html site gives detailed channel user statistics and that guy is in the top 100 for the last two months, but I don't want to go in there to figure out what the gently caress it is.

But if it is fishmech I am guessing it is a bunch of anime bullshit, most likely borderline pedo.

Edit: fishmech fishmech fishmech fishmech

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Mr.Showtime posted:

Look at his age ...17

If he really is 27 like we believe who knows what the gently caress he's using his myspace for.

I'm thinking he may have just set his age as 27 on youtube instead of 17 to get around age filters, but who knows?

Bareback Rodeo posted:

Club Live is a Microsoft competition where you play internet games and win prizes.

http://club.live.com

Still, you were close.

Why the hell does fishmech have a listener bot running on that channel? That guy is all kinds of weird.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Ah yes, such a well adjusted fan base he caters to on his website



You son of a bitch

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles



BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Anyone want to check out their irc to see what they are talking about? irc://irc.synirc.net/lazytown

I don't run an irc client and really have no desire to.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

A 16th birthday thread for whatever that girl's name is: http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=312

quote:

Happy Birthday girl, you're now old enough to smoke and have consenting sex next time you come here to visit.

quote:

I'm so angry that i didnt get to make her a birthday YTMND, that I'm selling my wow account. And beleive me, for someone whos been playing for 2 years and over 300 days worth of play, this is pretty big.

This place is just pathetic. How can someone possibly run a site like that out of his own pocket?

Sexual Lorax posted:

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Ughhhhh

BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Sep 11, 2007

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Crumbunist posted:

The problem is that he proxies everything.

If they really want to get ahold of him all they need to do is contact dreamhost.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

flowmotion posted:

I though the deal was that she is actually like 16 so internet pedos could sort of rationalize it in their own special way.

Yeah, but she was 13 or so when that show started and it is painfully obvious they are trying to make a character in the ~8 years old range. They are hosed up pedo fantasizers any way you cut it.

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Oh thank god archives are back.

Purse snatching: Worst crime ever

Xizer posted:

You should have ran him over with a truck.


Schwarzenegger signs bill to ban M rated game sales to minors

quote:

Well, I'm not pleased with this. It would be great if it was ages 13 and up - 18+ is getting ridiculous. I've been playing games like Mortal Kombat since I was 6, and I've turned out all right.


Abortion thread

quote:

But seriously folks. If abortion is illegal, and the mother tries to do it anyway, then maybe she deserves to die. That's just stupid. Why not just have the drat baby and put it up for adoption?! I would much rather have abortion be illegal and have some idiot mothers still try it and end up killing themselves than it being legal and them being able to have an abortion easily.
Yes you would like more adoptable kids out there wouldn't you?

quote:

Ahh well, it's not like registering as a sex offender even does anything. After all, look at all the cases where registered sex offenders have gone and done crimes again.


Keeping kids safe online

quote:

14? I really think that's old enough to use the Internet without limits.

I've been using the Internet since I was 10, completely unrestricted, under an Administrator account. I turned out fine. Never gotten a virus, either.

Then again...maybe I was just smarter than the average teenager.

I was hacking computers at my high school when I was 14. Not loving them up, just easily bypassing any limits they put on there. Really, trying to restrict your nephew is pointless and only makes it that much desirable to access content that you consider to be inappropriate. Net filtering software is useless, even for the idiots. It's not that hard to use a web proxy. I usually took the lazy route at my school and just set up my home computer as a proxy, and tunneled all traffic through my home Internet connection. Bam, no more censorship.

It's a piece of cake to disable pretty much any censorship/restrictive software out there.


Just for the sake of being complete

Beef Tube posted:

Of course, why doesn't somebody get in touch with Dreamhost and let them know? I think somebody earlier in the thread mentioned that this jackoff's hosting was run by them -- surely it violates their rules, and they may be compelled/required to notify the authorities themselves.

Yeah, and he also said dreamhost was taking regular backups. I don't think this poo poo can be erased at the drop of a hat.

stressboy posted:

I wonder if this is the same Xizer I have seen posting across a few different gaming forums before. I know that guy claimed to be a teenager, and had a strong hatred for Sony, much like the Xizer on this forum seemed to have.

He has a ton of posts in games and YCS, so I am going to say yes.

BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Sep 11, 2007

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Crumbunist posted:

http://www.getlazy.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=1013

There's the thread in question.

quote:

Show him your MySpace page. Also ask Jim Tindell if he can do anything. I think he has an account there.

Who is Jim Tindell and how can we get him banned as well?

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

quote:

I'm curious what kind of charges the authorities could come up with for an adult that watches LazyTown.

Hmmm it couldn't possibly revolve around an adult watching LazyTown and running a pedo message board about it

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Big Big Moon posted:

Maybe he moves around a lot

You aren't going to lure kids in to your van if it is broken down on the side of the road

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles


fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Sexual Lorax posted:

Wait what would this thread be like if it were an episode of Gilligan's Island?

I don't know but it would involve coconuts going places where they shouldn't

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

homestarplummer posted:

Well I mean more grasping at straws after we run out of obvious ones.

The straw labeled ADTRW has a huge tentacle raping a 12 year old attached to it so I suggest we grasp there

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Guys I just want to let you all know that my peer group is of the ages of 13-16 and they all dress, act, and look like 8 year olds and the time that they are dressed like that is directly related to the time where I am sporting wood I don't see what the big deal here is :shobon:

PS :pedo:

PPS super-ironic!

Big Big Moon posted:







How are you getting this what is your black magic and will you be telling crumberist about it?

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

BaconBeast posted:

Nice work, I was wrong he's 24. I also have his company name and position... oh what the hell.
http://notoriousmdc.livejournal.com/profile

Watch out guys, you don't want to gently caress with his SSH and light hacking skills

He might anonymously look at child porn on you

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Da Chomptroller posted:

There should be a thread dedicated to removing pedos from SA .

Tracking down and figuring out one is usually a lot of work. Most really deserve their own threads

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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Hawkstein posted:

lol

Yeah it is you avoiding the cameras buddy not the other way around