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JD: Wanna have sex? Girl: Not in a million years. JD: Drats! Not again!!!!! |
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[19:49] SAbabyhobo: RUUUSSSSSSSSSS [19:49] MasterpieceRuss: YES! HI THER! BABY HOBO! [19:50] SAbabyhobo: russ how did you get the comedy goldmine position [19:50] MasterpieceRuss: I PMED LOWTEXT EVERY DAY [19:50] MasterpieceRuss: AND I SAID "LOWTEXT GIVE ME A JOB" [19:50] MasterpieceRuss: AND ONE DAY HE DID [19:50] SAbabyhobo: i PMed lowtax about it and he never even replied [19:51] SAbabyhobo: should i PM lowtax [19:51] SAbabyhobo: and tell him to give me a job [19:51] SAbabyhobo: like you did [19:51] MasterpieceRuss: YOU SHOULD DO IT AND WRITE A FUNNY SAMPLE ARTICLE FOR HIM TO READ [19:51] MasterpieceRuss: I WROTE A FUNNY REVIEW OF THE MOVIE SPACE JAM [19:52] SAbabyhobo: OH [19:52] SAbabyhobo: HOLD ON I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I WROTE TO HIM OK [19:53] SAbabyhobo: Dear MR. RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYAKA, Good day or evening to you, SIR! My name is Spencer, also known on the "Something Awful" forums as BABY HOBO. Whilst perusingsaid FORUMS (as I often like to do while waiting for my macaroni and cheese to finish cooling off -- You see, I have a condition where Icannot eat hot macaroni and cheese -- I inherited it from mygrandmother), I happened upon a "thread" that informed me that you, MR.RICARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA, are looking for a new writer for the "ComedyGoldmine" feature on your website "Something Awful.com!" I wish to apply for this position, MR. RICHARD "LOWAX" KYANKA. I am afine writer who has been a consistent source of humor for over THREEMONTHS now. I have written a variety of articles, such as: "How to Toilet Train your Parakeet" - Proud Parakeet Magazine, June 2006 "The Lava Lamp: Friend to Hippies or Tool for Communism?" - Political Stoner Monthly, February 2004 "Where You Left Your Keys" - Where Did I Leave My Keys Weekly, January 2005 (EMMY AWARD WINNING ARTICLE) I trust that you will find me to be a worthy candidate for thisposition. I am a hard worker, made strong by the many years I worked inthe coal mines of Southern Michigan. I will stand by your side,cackling maniacally as we, together, rule the forbidden and unchartedterrain that is "The Internet." Thank you for your time, MR. RONALD "LOWTAX" MCYANKA, I eagerly await your reply. Love, Spencer [19:53] SAbabyhobo: i don't know why the formatting is hosed up it is not like that in the PM [19:54] MasterpieceRuss: THIS MADE ME GIGGLE!!! TWICE!!! MAYBE HE WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON! GOOD LUCK!! [19:54] SAbabyhobo: HE DID NOT [19:54] SAbabyhobo: I SEND THAT ON THE 24TH OF FEBRUARY [19:55] MasterpieceRuss: THERE IS STILL TIME [19:56] SAbabyhobo: NO THERE IS NOT YOU ALREADY GOT THE POSITION [19:56] SAbabyhobo: SIR [19:56] SAbabyhobo: and you are better than i could ever be |
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[19:49]  : RUUUSSSSSSSSSS[19:49]  : YES! HI THER! BABY HOBO![19:50] : russ how did you get the comedy goldmine position[19:50] : I PMED LOWTEXT EVERY DAY[19:50] : AND I SAID "LOWTEXT GIVE ME A JOB"[19:50] : AND ONE DAY HE DID[19:50] : i PMed lowtax about it and he never even replied[19:51] : should i PM lowtax[19:51] : and tell him to give me a job[19:51] : like you did[19:51] : YOU SHOULD DO IT AND WRITE A FUNNY SAMPLE ARTICLE FOR HIM TO READ[19:51] : I WROTE A FUNNY REVIEW OF THE MOVIE SPACE JAM[19:52] : OH[19:52] : HOLD ON I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT I WROTE TO HIM OK[19:53] : Dear MR. RICHARD "LOWTAX" KYAKA,Good day or evening to you, SIR! My name is Spencer, also known on the "Something Awful" forums as BABY HOBO. Whilst perusingsaid FORUMS (as I often like to do while waiting for my macaroni and cheese to finish cooling off -- You see, I have a condition where Icannot eat hot macaroni and cheese -- I inherited it from mygrandmother), I happened upon a "thread" that informed me that you, MR.RICARD "LOWTAX" KYANKA, are looking for a new writer for the "ComedyGoldmine" feature on your website "Something Awful.com!" I wish to apply for this position, MR. RICHARD "LOWAX" KYANKA. I am afine writer who has been a consistent source of humor for over THREEMONTHS now. I have written a variety of articles, such as: "How to Toilet Train your Parakeet" - Proud Parakeet Magazine, June 2006 "The Lava Lamp: Friend to Hippies or Tool for Communism?" - Political Stoner Monthly, February 2004 "Where You Left Your Keys" - Where Did I Leave My Keys Weekly, January 2005 (EMMY AWARD WINNING ARTICLE) I trust that you will find me to be a worthy candidate for thisposition. I am a hard worker, made strong by the many years I worked inthe coal mines of Southern Michigan. I will stand by your side,cackling maniacally as we, together, rule the forbidden and unchartedterrain that is "The Internet." Thank you for your time, MR. RONALD "LOWTAX" MCYANKA, I eagerly await your reply. Love, Spencer [19:53] : i don't know why the formatting is hosed up it is not like that in the PM[19:54] : THIS MADE ME GIGGLE!!! TWICE!!! MAYBE HE WILL GET BACK TO YOU SOON! GOOD LUCK!![19:54] : HE DID NOT[19:54] : I SEND THAT ON THE 24TH OF FEBRUARY[19:55] : THERE IS STILL TIME[19:56] : NO THERE IS NOT YOU ALREADY GOT THE POSITION[19:56] : SIR[19:56] : and you are better than i could ever be
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LOLLOTASTIC seriously though that was good |
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Heh. That made me giggle. Twice. |
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a peasant approaches bush with a baby. another woman follows. peasant 1: oh, W., wise W., this is my child and i wish to be relieved of this womans nagging *gestures to peasant 2* peasant 2 * aww hell naw you lil skinny white bitch that babby brown like a mochoa u know he mine President Bush: heh, hey Rummy, hand me that sword. *donald obeys* *readies sword and slices baby in two* President Bush: "I HAVE KILLED ONE OF MY OWN CITIZENS. TREMBLE IRAQ. SEE WHAT IM CAPABLE OF. TREMBLE IN YOUR SAND MOCCASSINS AND RUN TO YOUR SECRET CAVERNS. I WILL BURN YOUR LAND AND KILL ONE MILLION OF YOUR CHILDREN TO MAKE UP FOR THIS POOR AMERICAN SOUL! NO LONGER SHALL I BE MOCKED. I AM YOUR NEW GOD." |
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that dog is everything i imagined baby hobo to be |
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cat scratch achiever posted:a peasant approaches bush with a baby. another woman follows. this is a matt damon quote |
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irregardless I wanna see it reenacted by dogs. |
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| theres not much i dont want to reenacted by dogs | |
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Oct 18, 2007 17:27
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haha those dogs are on computers! |
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[22:34]  : Wanna have sex?[22:34]  : Not in a million years. [22:35]  : Drats! Not again!!!!!
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that's just how i picture you ;__; |
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Oct 18, 2007 17:28
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lol @ trying to score w/ a WEINER dog! |
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3toes posted:lol @ trying to score w/ a WEINER dog! all dogs on the internet are weiner dogs |
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Oct 18, 2007 17:29
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| GOLDMINE NOW! STOP EVERYTHING IN ITS TRACKS AND GOLDMINE IT CLOSE THREAD AND GOLDMINE!!!! | |
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| this thread is very good please continue! | |
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stephpjr@gmail.com (8:54:32 PM): how often can you get high without becoming a stoner cravencravin (8:54:41 PM): twice a week tops cravencravin (8:54:46 PM): doesn't matter how much you smoke cravencravin (8:54:51 PM): but two days and that's it cravencravin (8:54:54 PM): more than that and you're a stoner stephpjr@gmail.com (8:55:09 PM): no but i mean when do you start talking like one |
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Speth: im crying i put on spice girls' "mama" while i was high Speth: it becomes much more real |
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 (8:54:32 PM): how often can you get high without becoming a stoner (8:54:41 PM): twice a week tops (8:54:46 PM): doesn't matter how much you smoke (8:54:51 PM): but two days and that's it (8:54:54 PM): more than that and you're a stoner (8:55:09 PM): no but i mean when do you start talking like one
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that's a v. spethy dog now find a racist one tycoooooooooooon (12:42:51 AM): funny, how greeks think they invented everything, you guys have your asses far up your rear end its not even funny cravencravin (12:43:07 AM): alright america is ichiban no. 1 huge big cock cravencravin (12:43:11 AM): can I go gas threads now plz tycoooooooooooon (12:43:20 AM): u guys invented homosexuality tycoooooooooooon (12:43:27 AM): thats about it cravencravin (12:43:23 AM): uh huh cravencravin (12:43:25 AM): that's right cravencravin (12:43:26 AM): ciao tycoooooooooooon (12:44:06 AM): grown man will anal rape little boys intohomosexuality, u guys are sick cravencravin (12:44:11 AM): can you go the gently caress away please tycoooooooooooon (12:44:28 AM): u got it tycoooooooooooon (12:44:33 AM): i win tycoooooooooooon (1:09:24 AM): i h8 black ppl |
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ichiban no. 1 huge big cock was that an american or a turk? |
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