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bgaesop
Nov 1, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Eris Is Goddess posted:

you gain 1d6 insanity points make your roll

i rolled a one and it was on these new knuckle bone shaped dice so uh

seriously though could someone please explain that book to me

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Eris Is Goddess
Nov 18, 2000

bgaesop posted:

i rolled a one and it was on these new knuckle bone shaped dice so uh

seriously though could someone please explain that book to me
a critical miss! you learn how The Jungle was created out of whole cloth by socialists and the Fluoride Dumping Assassins exist only to keep the people asleep and unaware of their true masters

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.

Eris Is Goddess posted:

you gain 1d6 insanity points make your roll

also gain 1D4 points Conservative Mythos

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
Observers say that in 1976, George al-Wallace was devoured alive by an invisible liberal in broad daylight.

Heresiarch fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Dec 23, 2007

bgaesop
Nov 1, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Eris Is Goddess posted:

a critical miss! you learn how The Jungle was created out of whole cloth by socialists and the Fluoride Dumping Assassins exist only to keep the people asleep and unaware of their true masters

topically applied fluoride does not prevent tooth decay, it does render teeth visible to spy satellites

Karl Rove posted:

also gain 1D4 points Conservative Mythos

4! I have learned the spell Summon Byakhee. When cast, Ann Coulter descends from the skies on leathery wings and devours my foes

bgaesop fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Dec 23, 2007

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

HobbitGrease posted:

what hero can slay he
the dragon called tinsley
ah, that name that sends a quiver
Sir Rhosis of Liver

oh my god

Alan Greenspan
Jun 17, 2001

Vinno posted:

also, wtf



A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty


God bless Jesus Day (Not a 'culture war' cartoon at all I swear it by my lord and savior, Mr. Walker)

Paradol Ex
Nov 8, 2004

by Fragmaster

meek posted:



God bless Jesus Day (Not a 'culture war' cartoon at all I swear it by my lord and savior, Mr. Walker)

heh, you know when you actually read religious quotes out of context like that it really drives home the point at how ridiculous they all are.

A BIG BAG OF KEYS
Feb 17, 2007

semper gitfiscal
free fedallah
viva la revoluçion

Paradol Ex posted:

heh, you know when you actually read religious quotes out of context like that it really drives home the point at how ridiculous they all are.

wtf

Admiral Rupert
Jun 18, 2006

Whooaa what's that in my butt?

Paradol Ex posted:

heh, you know when you actually read Paradol Ex quotes out of context like that it really drives home the point at how ridiculous they all are.

Jimchuck Spanner
Sep 9, 2001

welp

Paradol Ex posted:

heh,

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

meek posted:



God bless Jesus Day (Not a 'culture war' cartoon at all I swear it by my lord and savior, Mr. Walker)

i know we all hate each other but i just wanted to let all you fuckers know that jesus is the one true lord and your religion is poo poo

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
Has there been a thread about these politically incorrect guides, because they're really bad. I mean the one about the Bible

quote:

details the facts behind the numerous truths the anti-religious secularists don't want you to know about, including:
*Recent archaeological discoveries confirm the historical accuracy of many Bible stories
*The Bible made modern science possible (which is why it started in the Middle Ages)
*Biblical laws paved the way for democracy and limited government
*The Bible promotes human freedom
*The enemies of the Bible are enemies of true reason and tolerance

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
stop quoting paradol ex

maxnmona
Mar 16, 2005

if you start with drums, you have to end with dynamite.

Cog05 posted:

Has there been a thread about these politically incorrect guides, because they're really bad. I mean the one about the Bible

i wrote an article making fun of them once

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Cog05 posted:

Has there been a thread about these politically incorrect guides, because they're really bad. I mean the one about the Bible

i almost picked one up because i'm a complete sucker for american history, and then i read the cover and wanted to burn my hand :(

they also have one about feminism, how all women should want to stay at home and raise the kids and stuff

"The politically incorrect guide to the south (and why it shall rise again)"

Paradol Ex's favorite: The Politically Incorrect Guide to Women and Feminism

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Dec 23, 2007

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Cog05 posted:

Has there been a thread about these politically incorrect guides, because they're really bad. I mean the one about the Bible

tell me thats from conservapedia

Jackfruit
Apr 27, 2006

dem bones dem bones gonna walk around

Uncle Wemus posted:

tell me thats from conservapedia

hell no people pay actual money for these things

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

Uncle Wemus posted:

tell me thats from conservapedia

http://www.amazon.com/Politically-Incorrect-Guide-Bible-Guides/dp/1596985208/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198440761&sr=8-2

I'm sorry it's a series of books and it is stocked in actual bookstores where they are presumably bought I am so sorry you had to find out like this.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

my god its like someone wrote a book for all those "wheres my white entertainment tv" people

G. Hosafat
Apr 16, 2003

:m10:

Mick posted:




it would be more appropriate if the trophy was being used as a spittoon

G. Hosafat
Apr 16, 2003

:m10:

zakharov posted:

stop quoting paradol ex

I'm not able to read his posts unless people quote him though

trumpy303
Apr 17, 2004

NO CLASS

Rheingold posted:



that is perfect

bgaesop
Nov 1, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post

maxnmona posted:

i wrote an article making fun of them once

link please

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?

bgaesop posted:

link please

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/politically-incorrect-guides.php

maxnmona
Mar 16, 2005

if you start with drums, you have to end with dynamite.

bgaesop posted:

link please

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/politically-incorrect-guides.php

Deuterium 2.0
Dec 5, 2004

by Fragmaster

Uncle Wemus posted:

i know we all hate each other but i just wanted to let all you fuckers know that jesus is the one true lord and your religion is poo poo

I for one am glad we can set aside our partisan differences so I can blather on about Jesus the lord.

Nog64
Aug 26, 2007

by XyloJW

I'm glad the one about the south is real now.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Deuterium 2.0 posted:

I for one am glad we can set aside our partisan differences so I can blather on about Jesus the lord.

it almost seems like he's not serious its like running into a buddest temple yelling for everyones attention and then saying the lords prayer before running outside giggling.

Deuterium 2.0
Dec 5, 2004

by Fragmaster

Uncle Wemus posted:

it almost seems like he's not serious its like running into a buddest temple yelling for everyones attention and then saying the lords prayer before running outside giggling.

I don't think he's clever enough to see the self-parody if only there was some way to ask him..

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Deuterium 2.0 posted:

I don't think he's clever enough to see the self-parody if only there was some way to ask him..

i'll bet if we all emailed the gently caress out of him he'd devote a week to us

Deuterium 2.0
Dec 5, 2004

by Fragmaster

Uncle Wemus posted:

i'll bet if we all emailed the gently caress out of him he'd devote a week to us

But would he reply to any of the emails? That's all I care about

Eris Is Goddess
Nov 18, 2000

Uncle Wemus posted:

i'll bet if we all emailed the gently caress out of him he'd devote a week to us
worked with faithmouse

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Eris Is Goddess posted:

worked with faithmouse

did we make that guy go crazy or was he crazy before

Eris Is Goddess
Nov 18, 2000

Uncle Wemus posted:

did we make that guy go crazy or was he crazy before
the latter but it was the charming TT sort of crazy

though unlike TT you could see points in which he honestly did question his views and perspective

it's a shame that he actually WAS talented and had so little success and Mallard continues to fart along with no observable inertia

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
gently caress, wrong thread

LS!
Oct 18, 2002

by Fragmaster

Eris Is Goddess posted:

the latter but it was the charming TT sort of crazy

though unlike TT you could see points in which he honestly did question his views and perspective

it's a shame that he actually WAS talented and had so little success and Mallard continues to fart along with no observable inertia

i don't know if it's really a shame that another right-wing christian conservative comic couldn't find a foothold but his breakdown did result in some faithmouse porn.

Linus Torvalds
Dec 6, 2007
Charlie Hebdo India Charlie Kiklo

meek posted:



God bless Jesus Day (Not a 'culture war' cartoon at all I swear it by my lord and savior, Mr. Walker)

God bless the atlantic and the antropomorphic stoned bird with jizz on his beak ONLY.

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Un-witty name
Mar 5, 2002

by Fragmaster

Uncle Wemus posted:

i'll bet if we all emailed the gently caress out of him he'd devote a week to us

just send him the rubbercat parodies and say they're immensely popular, because tinsley is the kind of vain moron who'd use his bully pulpit against a webcomic

Un-witty name fucked around with this message at 01:36 on Dec 24, 2007