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Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Crumbunist posted:

The local alternative newspaper started running Ted Rall, who replaced the barely tolerable This Modern World.

When will people learn to just run Get Your War On and nothing else?


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Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Minty posted:

imho the Leftersons is a more scathing indictment of liberals


A goldfish is a pretty good mascot for conservatives because they have no long-term memory.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Oldsmobile posted:

Awful.

But now I want a wall clock like the one they've got on the wall.

Especially if the hammer and sickle aren't just a background design but form the hands and tick round in a clunky machinistic fashion.

Although it does leave one dangerously open to "IT'S HAMMER TIME" gags.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006
Plus a lot of Blacks (esp in the south) are as socially conservative as their white peers on issues like abortion and gay marriage, and they're deal-clinchers for the kind of people who get angry at the thought of two guys loving then aborting the resultant foetus.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Arcturus Fats posted:

uh is this ironic or not


Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Space Kimchi posted:


i love kelly and this one is awesome

COMPUTERS DON'T SHOW MATLOCK

I thought this was one of his weaker ones, personally.

I like the ones where it's made pretty clear he's a bitter divorcee with kids that hate him.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Space Kimchi posted:

those ones are great too, though i'm not sure why goons seem to hate the youth/technology one. do they just not think that there aren't people out there who seriously think that way? :confused:

It just seems a little weak. "Internets connector" "Your-Tube" "Old people like matlock simpsons did it ololol".

I mean, it's still funny, but it's not up to the standard of some of the other ones.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Santiago3 posted:

What's really funny is that most rich people I've known - when it comes to their kids - throw money at a problem in hopes of an easy solution. Kid's crazy? Buy more pills, get more doctors! Kid's still crazy? Send them to a clinic, hire better doctors! Kid's STILL crazy? Buy more and more pills!

Yeah, but that's their OWN money, not FED DOLLARS.

Really to make any sense, that Mallard strip should read "Have you tried throwing someone else's money at it?"

Still not funny, but at least consistent with its own stereotypes.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Ten Gallon Bat posted:

I think that he's singing "Tube Steak Boogie" by ZZ Top, which is kind of a weird song to break out in while ballin' although I don't play with many Republican ducks so I dunno.

This whole thing doesn't make a lick of sense - he's complaining that the songs from HIS teen years had explicit lyrics that he can't sing in front of kids? Wouldn't that suggest...

oh gently caress logic.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

BrigandRansom posted:

"I don't need to draw good because I have :words: "

Not only are all his comics awful, his site is a piece of poorly thrown together javascript poo poo as well.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

BrigandRansom posted:

totally dude you get my point

(seriouspost The content of the words were alright but Dangle really does rely too much on tiny tiny text to make his jokes. For scale, these are the size of a Far Side comic when in print)

The words aren't very good either.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Space Kimchi posted:

ooh today's hasn't been posted:



THOSE drat LIBERALS THROW PILLS AT EVERY PROBLEM LIKE IT IS MONEY :argh:

That couple looks pretty conservative to me. Bruce should draw a headband on the girl and long hair on the guy and I dunno maybe throw a joint in there somewhere, he could probably find a picture of one on google if he can focus long enough to turn on his PC.

As it stands, that comic doesn't make it clear that it's liberals he's attacking.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Brodus posted:

Shoe is much better, because instead of focusing on conservative politics, it focuses on the soul-crushing depression and alcoholism its characters experience while trying to drown their sorrows in a world where they no longer belong.

I remember liking this comic as a kid, but I can't possibly have understood it.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

bgaesop posted:

well in all fairness a teacher did go to prison when she named the class teddy bear Muhammed

Nope, the kids in her class called it Mohammed and she didn't think "Hey giving the name of Islam's most revered religious figure to an animal might be a bad idea" and suggest a different name.

Much stupidity on all sides of the debate ensued, but at Tinsley effortlessly strides into the lead here.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Eris Is Goddess posted:

there's a white supremacist on digg that claims i'm a bigger racist than him because he personally knows farrakhan and gave money to the million man march in support of allowing segregation

My favourite racists are the ones who advocate the whole "Coffee-coloured planet" thing.

"Once everyone's the same colour, we won't have any more problems with racism!"

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Eris Is Goddess posted:

That really sounds more naive than what I see as the traditional racists.

Of course it's naive, which is why they're my favourites. You have to explain to them WHY they're racists, because they honestly think that what they're proposing is progressive and tolerant.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Admiral Rupert posted:

Even granting that it's uncharacteristically subtle and pointed for a Tinsley comic, it's still a)ugly, b) unfunny, and c) stupid.

d) liberals

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Dr. Video Games 0134 posted:

Are you somehow implying that only Americans are Christian?

Are you implying that it's possible to be a good christian if you're a foreigner?

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Dr. Video Games 0134 posted:

I don't know that much about Afghanistan and the USSR in the 80's, I'll admit, apart form the fact that the enemy of our enemy is our friend.

Rambo 3 is dedicated to "the gallant people of Afghanistan" and the Mujahadeen are basically the heroic rebels fighting the evil Soviet occupiers.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Oro posted:

Well the Irish and Italian immigrants at least had the common decency of being white when they came over

Is your avatar from a chick tract? If so, which one, I don't think I've seen it.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006
'

Drug dealin' in front of the fuzz like it ain't no thing.

FUN FACT! 10 kilos of cocaine has a street value of roughly $1.5 million

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Riidi WW posted:

i would clearly resculpt jefferson and teddy

it's washington who could get by with a slight biography edit

Rich, landowning, slave-owning plutocrats: heroes of the revolution!

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Riidi WW posted:

just claim that before his death washington divided his entire wealth among those he had oppressed. a triumph of socialist humanitarianism.

also he killed king george

George III actually outlived Washington by a good 20 years, despite being bonkers for half that time. Imagine Reagan if Reagan wore a powdered wig and tights.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Wheany posted:

How is Thatcher even relevant anymore?

That's exactly what I thought. Either Bruce is too lazy to look at a reference picture, or pictures of HRC are like Kryptonite to republicans or something

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Jungle Bus posted:

These days, who hasn't?

By existing in a first world country, it's pretty much a lock thst you're killing African babies right now.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Deuterium 2.0 posted:

Educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%A9_boycott

I've been boycotting Nestle since I was 14, (half my life, wow) and gently caress all good it seems to have done: http://uk.finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=NESN.F&t=my

Hyosho
May 9, 2006
So McCoy is opposed to UHC because he thinks it will lead to a fascist state? That's even more retarded than the objections in the D&D thread.*

*and they're REALLY retarded

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

EiZei posted:



is this supposed to be good or bad? :confused:

I think at this point we have to assume Ramirez thinks civil rights were a bad thing.

We should divvy up his extra 2/5ths of a vote to some non retarded white people.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Liquid Dark posted:

no, it was some guy actually saying that calculus is a sham because it's impossible to quantify change

That's not as funny as those people who are convinced that negative numbers were invented as an insidious NWO scheme to get everyone into debt so they'd be more easily manipulated.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006
Hell, if you like that, you'll love this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Chronology_%28Fomenko%29

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Veinor posted:

tom the dancing bug is awesome



This experiment is invalid unless you can take elements of white african culture, repackage them as lowest common denominator entertainment, and use them to push an anti-intellectual agenda.

Also, crack.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Sock It posted:

email this to Tinsley and his head will explode



oh, wait, i mean he'll delete and then down a fifth of jack to erase the memory

All you guys suggesting Bruce can read emails

You're giving him a lot of credit

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

PistachioShell posted:

I honestly believe Kelly is one of the best political satirists alive just because he's always walking the razor thin line between hardcore conservative and crazy person. I've never seen a strip of his where I couldn't imagine someone actually using his argument, which is both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

He's obviously read Mallard Fillmore a lot as well, because every now and then there are hints that the cartoonist is an embittered drunken divorcee sitting at home and raging against technology he no longer understands.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Bi Till I Die posted:

ireland would have been much higher 20 years ago also nepal is loving dangerous (or they own like 3 cars) i never knew

Both, actually.

Although I expect a lot of what they call "terrorist" attacks are more like guerilla battles with the communists which might also inflate the figure (not that the maoists haven't done their share of killing innocent civilians).

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Wheany posted:



I can't stop laughing, this is brilliant.

I hadn't even noticed the finger before, it looks like a Twiglet.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Magister posted:

It's cancer. Or lupus.

TETSUOOOOOOOOO!

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

hypercube posted:

ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a new low

it is ok to be racist and sexist because some of the people who will accuse you of these things may use hyperbole and, uh, state facts

I dunno man, this is actually quite clever if you take it as poking fun of idiot liberals rather than the ideas and values of liberals. I mean, let's face it, there are morons who would wear a tshirt like that unironically. The coffee cups are a nice touch too.

I'd need to see some of this guy's other cartoons before assuming he's a retard.

Hyosho
May 9, 2006

meek posted:


there's really no difference in a fetus 10 minutes pre-birth to 10 minutes post-birth


Good job no-one has ever advocated killing either of those things then

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Hyosho
May 9, 2006

Gawk posted:

I forget, is Tinsley one of the guys who tries to portray "reputable" scientists as skeptical of global warming, or is he one of the out-and-out anti-science types?

He's a drunken lazy hack who is angry about the shape of envelopes, if you think he has considered this beyond the FWD: fwd: fwd he recieved in his inbox last week, you're giving him too much credit