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Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
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Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

Aegri Somnia posted:

The mature route here would be to contact the police regarding an identity theft charge. I plan on doing this if ANY contact is made using that e-mail address to anyone that I know.


Oh God, please do this and record it when you do. I want to hear it just for the reaction of the person on the other end of the line when you say you're calling to report a stolen email address.

I'm betting it falls somewhere between, "Are you serious?" and "No problem, sir. We'll send a detective out to take down all the information immediately, because the recovery of your free email account is a top priority for us!"

Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

therealNeoS posted:

Thread over!

Thread not over. I still demand the OP call his local police department about recovering his gmail address so he will look even more like a dumbass.