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ObviousIssues posted:Wait, so there are people out there who have purchased these things, but claim to NOT have sex with them? Isn't that just a COLOSSAL waste of money? I'd say even worse is buying one that is not anatomically correct, paying to have it made "boinkable," and then going on about how you will keep her pure and never go all the way with her.
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On a nice Casperghostboy update, he's decided to finally begin putting his funyun money into an account for a Real Doll.quote:Oh, happy day! I was wanting to say this earlier, but I had started my savings account for my F14B6 RealDoll, which Kat and I had, along with Daphne's input, decided on the tentative name Rachael. (OK, we were watching 30-Minute Meals... Rolling Eyes) Yes, he is naming his fuckdoll after Rachel Ray. He's going to lube her up with EVOO.
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Belle Kumquat posted:On a nice Casperghostboy update, he's decided to finally begin putting his funyun money into an account for a Real Doll. quote:The other day I was watching TV, saw a human female and thought "Hey, she's kinda cute" so I am going to spend lots of money so I can pretend to have sex with her. Aha! So it's true: they really DO want to gently caress everything they see! Believe it or not, mockery aside, this actually brought a little bit of clarity to me.
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I'll admit I only scanned through some of the stuff on this thread, though I did enjoy the MojoTiger attack from Midiman. Just a quick question, though. This "Bianca" doll, is her name inspired from "Lars and the Real Girl"? Or was the name just coincidence? I loved that movie. I hate the thought of doll fuckers, though. 
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AnnaBanana posted:I'll admit I only scanned through some of the stuff on this thread, though I did enjoy the MojoTiger attack from Midiman. Just a quick question, though. From what I can tell, it's the actual doll they used in the film. It was originally like a Barbie doll (no anatomical features), but silicone willy had some inserts put in for "realism".
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Clayren posted:From what I can tell, it's the actual doll they used in the film. It was originally like a Barbie doll (no anatomical features), but silicone willy had some inserts put in for "realism". Every time, this hits me home. Some years from now, some special-effects/puppet enthusiasts are going to look around for Bianca and find it in the current/former possession of the Many (what can be called Dave or Midiman or Whiteknight, in individual permutations). They will recall the movie fondly, and then discover that someone has taken Bianca, put a vagina in her, and had sex with her. This is like that guy who had sex with Airwolf--if he bought Airwolf and installed a vagina in it. (Thank God it's in Ray Smuckles's safe and knowing hands.)
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Jul 11, 2008 04:21
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TombsGrave posted:Every time, this hits me home. That's just... awful. Bianca was this beautiful way for Lars to reach out. He treated her like a real person and had her sleep in a different house. She died so he could reach out for real, and this dude put a vag in her. 
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AnnaBanana posted:That's just... awful. See, this is how you're supposed to anthropomorphize inanimate objects.
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AnnaBanana posted:That's just... awful. Haven't actually seen the movie yet. Thanks for telling me the ending, buddy.
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TigerMoJo posted:Haven't actually seen the movie yet. Thanks for telling me the ending, buddy. I'll spoil it even more. You will cry over a sex doll. [Edit] The movie's been out on dvd since April. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not, but I can't really be sorry for spoiling it. Not like it's still in theatres.  Not trying to be unfriendly at all.
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AnnaBanana posted:I'll spoil it even more. You will cry over a sex doll. Meh I probably won't see it anyway. That movie has been ridiculously ruined for me because all I can think of is Dave Hockey trying to stalk and kill me.
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TigerMoJo posted:Meh I probably won't see it anyway. That movie has been ridiculously ruined for me because all I can think of is Dave Hockey trying to stalk and kill me. I sort of wish I would have jumped into this thread earlier and said "ew omg gross!!" about him. I too am an awesome goonette in need of kidnapping, rape, torture, and/or murder. Some girls just have all the luck. Edited because I wasn't very clear. AnnaBanana fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jul 11, 2008 |
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AnnaBanana posted:I sort of wish I would have jumped into this thread earlier and said "ew omg gross!!" about him. I too am an awesome goonette in need of kidnapping, rape, torture, and/or murder. Some girls just have all the luck.  Dreams really do come true!
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AnnaBanana posted:I sort of wish I would have jumped into this thread earlier and said "ew omg gross!!" about him. I too am an awesome goonette in need of kidnapping, rape, torture, and/or murder. Some girls just have all the luck. No worries. You, like the rest of us, are simply an extension of TigerMoJo. You know, we could probably build a pretty sweet cult based on this.
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Belle Kumquat posted:On a nice Casperghostboy update, he's decided to finally begin putting his funyun money into an account for a Real Doll. Dear god I want to e-mail her and tell her about this. God let her hear about this some way! It would probably eclipse any of the lecherous comments already made about her on this very site. Even stranger, the doll likely would bear little resemblance to Rachel Ray given the Face/ Body combination he states. Then again, not like Abyss would make a custom Rachel Ray. Not for any price Kevin could pay, at least. Anyway, regarding what people do to movie props they buy: I do wonder what a lot of those people would make of what David Hockey has done with his copy of Bianca (and yes, she's just 1 of 3). I mean, some modification is not uncommon but a lot of hardcore fans would just as soon buy a replica to wear/ play around with rather than use one of the items used in the actual movie. Granted, there will often be many copies of a costume/ puppet/ what have you used in a film, but is there not any value attributed to Bianca as being a part of film history? Or does it not matter, since there are two more and besides Dave can do whatever he wants to with his property? It makes me wonder how many other movie props have wound up as sex toys. Caligasti fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jul 11, 2008 |
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Caligasti posted:Whup, there we go. Hey TonTon, are you still looking for something to MSPaint? Amazing. I've got something to do on the train tomorrow! :iamafag:
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Caligasti posted:Even stranger, the doll likely would bear little resemblance to Rachel Ray given the Face/ Body combination he states. what would the face and body combo look like?
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Ha! New dollfucker spotted! Prepare for near-Hockey-level insanity, people. I mean it. Take a look at this guy... http://www.rebeccadoll.org/ Well, actually here is something more about him... http://www.rebeccadoll.org/AboutTheAuthor/GalleryAuthor.html Also, routing through his links section (http://www.rebeccadoll.org/links.html) not only has unearthed a few more doll forums like Doll Garden (the aussie dollfucker "playtime" from Doll Chronicles posts there!!!) but it turns out Coverdoll magazine is real!  !!! It's at http://www.coverdoll.com. For such an allegedly popular site they have a pretty low bandwidth. Huh.Funny stuff also includes a site about vintage French fuckdolls: http://ramsdale.mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/index.html ... the site of the Japanese dude who owns at least 25 dolls: http://www.shuzenji-net.co.jp/dolls/ ... and a website of a RealDoll named Vanessa: http://www.vanessa-realdoll.de.vu/ There's also this Japanese doll photo album: http://backxfore.mine.nu/photo/ Anyway, another fun article popped up on the radar... http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22607491-2,00.html It's mainly for the photo slideshow, though... http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,23607,5026678-5007150,00.html ... which includes such winners as...   ...and...  http://img.waffleimages.com/d0ab4696bdbc36f81b3bc2d62647f52a47b6c212/headless horror.jpgOkay, back to the man whom inspired this particular thread. Hockey's going back to his photography mode now... http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1215746628/ ... a correction regarding Bianca's eye... Davey Dollboinker posted:For the benefit of the goons who posted on thier site that an eye was upside down, the real problem is she is missing an upper and a lower eyelash in the before photo. Glad that was cleared up. It's still damned creepy. ... and he only noticed the bike (pic is .)...http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1208243328/2#2 Kimbo posted:what would the face and body combo look like? They have a chart somewhere around on the realdoll site (the body chart came up on the previous thread: http://waffleimages.nwpshost.com/files/a5/a57894928a108d68217922f9591c561b7d838713.jpg ) . One could only get so close since there are only 16 faces and 10 bodies to choose from (but a custom would come at a hell of a premium). Odds are though that Abyss has had requests for Rachel Ray fuckdolls before but they say they deny requests for celebrities and try to make sure none of the face/ body combos get too close to resembling anyone famous. So... looking for a Rachel fuckdoll yourself or just curious? Oh well. Cancel out a little of the horror in this post with a kitty cat. Caligasti fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jul 11, 2008 |
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Caligasti posted:...but it turns out Coverdoll magazine is real! quote:The reason that you have reached this page is that you are not a member of the site. To gain access to this site, please read the information below.
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God why do all dollfuckers look so drat creepy? This guy has a loving copious amount of dolls.    He has his white doll tie up his black doll... 
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TigerMoJo posted:God why do all dollfuckers look so drat creepy? That's the documentary guy who has a room in his house that's perfectly preserved for his dead mother down to every detail.
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Caligasti posted:Oh well. Cancel out a little of the horror in this post with a kitty cat. Wow, I kind of wish I would have steered clear of that. I never actually went any further than looking at the pictures on that website and I just scrolled down and read the comments. Those people are almost as creepy as the dollfuckers...
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kjetting posted:I like how he still claims that he doesn't "boink"(ugh) the dolls, as if that makes him a better person. I think that most people both on and of the internet will agree that the scale goes like this: I don't even understand the point of his claiming he doesn't gently caress the thing. We all know he does, that's its purpose. If he just wanted something to dress up, he'd get a Barbie. He should just admit it, it's not like we could respect him any less PS: I'm a girl, hate me
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Ozma posted:That's the documentary guy who has a room in his house that's perfectly preserved for his dead mother down to every detail. Are you sure? I thought he was the Kharn guy from Hockey's forum. Edit: all dollfuckers look the same.
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Oh hey look the dollfucker thread has some new replies let's see what we got here, oh look pictures well I think I've been on the internet long enough toCaligasti posted:SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST NO A man who modified a movie prop so that he could have sex with it posted:... a correction regarding Bianca's eye... Cool thanks for the answer. Actually, since you're reading this thread anyway, I have another question. Why do your kind go straight for the dolls that look like they're being raped? Let's be honest with ourselves. They all look either horrified or catatonic. Is it for realism's sake, or would you say it's more of an 'imagining her face replaced by the faces of all the girls in high school who rejected you, one by one' kind of thing?
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Ozma posted:That's the documentary guy who has a room in his house that's perfectly preserved for his dead mother down to every detail. Yeah. I remember feeling sorry for this guy when I watched it - he's comes across as just really sad and lonely, with no idea how to attract or deal with a real woman. He says something like "women just want a guy who likes football and beer". I wanted to ring him up and say "Come on man, you're a quiet, reasonably intelligent guy who likes hang-gliding. If you weren't obsessed with gently caress dolls and didn't keep a shrine to your dead mother, you'd get plenty of older women."
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TigerMoJo posted:God why do all dollfuckers look so drat creepy? He even has doll porn on the wall behind.
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beato posted:He even has doll porn on the wall behind. Yeah. I noticed that too. And the doll has such a horrified look on her face. Can you imagine being a house-guest there?
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Caligasti posted:So... looking for a Rachel fuckdoll yourself or just curious? I wasn't mentally strong enough to research a certain face or body type on their site, so I had to ask you, oh TigerMojo.
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Dave's too busy plugging Grandpa plushdoll's fun-hole to get off to a movie prop. Man only has so many hours in the day and so little vitamin E. You know it's true, Dave.
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Komojo posted:I could understand wanting to buy a realdoll if they did this.
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Photoshop request Could someone do a photoshop of one or more of the icy hot stuntaz pimping out a real doll?? Bling blingin wit' tha' dollies This would be most appreciated. Thanks. - Detroit Tigermojo
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Ozma posted:That's the documentary guy who has a room in his house that's perfectly preserved for his dead mother down to every detail. You know, this would sort of make sense. I'll bet Hockey has some really big, nasty mommy issue deep down inside. It would explain so much! Big time mommy issues leading to hatred of women and inability to form close relationships with human women, which in turn drives the sap to make up pretend lives for fuckdolls to give the illusion of a normal life. poo poo, I bet that sums up most of the vocal dollfuckers. Time for some more fun with the Dollfucker Hockey and his ilk. quote:Cut the bullshit. There is no such thing as a public internet forum. Yes there is fool. You are the administrator of one. If you have threads and forums that are publically readable, you have a public forum. And yes, we have activly switched on your "channel" because Hockey the Dollfucker begged the lot of us to come over and make fun of him. Honestly, if it wasn't for him I'd be willing to bet that the vast majority of us would have no intrest in any of you other dollfuckers at all. He's the one that thinks that there's no such thing as bad publicity. Well, you're getting that in spades now. All of you. David "Dollraper" Hockey posted:Of course I am no expert on rape victims as I have never raped anyone. I'm going to call bullshit on that one. That guy not only looks like a total creep-rapist, I'm going to take it further and open up speculation on why his daughter makes that retching-gagging noise all the time. Since he's such a woman-hater, it'd only make sense that he'd not only hate but also resent having a daughter. I'm feeling even more pity for the poor girl now. Man, I'm grumpy on Mondays. Deacon Blues fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Jul 14, 2008 |
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Ozma posted:That's the documentary guy who has a room in his house that's perfectly preserved for his dead mother down to every detail. I thought Ed Gein was dead.
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Chupopopopo posted:I thought Ed Gein was dead. Physically, yes. But he lives on in spirit...
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