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Caligasti posted:He's a beta tester! His love of beta testing goes well beyond Linux. He's a masterbeta.
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Shibaz posted:These dolls don't bruise when you punch them in the eye. What's the point? Maybe that is the point. She’s a real cheap date at night She’s quiet and don’t have much appetite And if I feel like giving her a smack She always finds a way to bounce right back
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Mill Town posted:I knew a girl that looked a lot like her in Nova Scotia, several years ago. I really hope it's not her. One's name is Sarah, if I recall. The others' names I'm not sure of, but it wouldn't be surprising if they're mentioned on one of his sites somewhere. Shibaz posted:These dolls don't bruise when you punch them in the eye. What's the point?  You were saying? Anyway, that won't stop them from smacking the dolls around to get out their aggressions sometimes. As monoceros4 points out, that may well be the point. I recall dredging up a forum page featuring Kevin and his hero Davecat where the dollfuckers talk about smacking their dolls up and all the trouble of repairing them. For items that cost as much as cars, the dolls aren't really treated with kids' gloves by many an owner. I'll see if I can find that page again. Back to Hockey... Is this a shout-out to his plushie friends in Pennsylvania?!  Also, check out the look on Bianca's face. This goes beyond the given-up-all-hope look somehow.  Click the pics for original size. Caligasti fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jun 16, 2008 |
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Jun 11, 2008 19:23
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Mill Town posted:I knew a girl that looked a lot like her in Nova Scotia, several years ago. I really hope it's not her. His real name is Dave Crandall. He lives in Canning, which is about 100km northwest of Halifax. That help?
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Jun 11, 2008 20:12
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Los Bastardo posted:My country disgusts me at times. I'm starting to think that using my tax dollars to give drugs and clean needles to addicts is a better use of the money. Just starting to think that eh?
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Jun 11, 2008 20:28
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jonathansa posted:Also there's another doll reflected in the mirror. gently caress you for noticing this. I will not sleep tonight. All of these realdoll owners do make me wonder, though - much like with rapists - is it about sex? delusion? or the feeling of complete control?
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Jun 11, 2008 20:30
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Wang Broom posted:My wife wanted to watch Lars and the Real Girl the other day. After seeing the previous thread, the movie just creeped me the gently caress out. after seeing what real doll fuckers are like, it's hard to enjoy a disney-fied version of it. You should take your wife - it really is a fantastic film. The film is actually about relationships (within families, and within communities).
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Jun 11, 2008 21:05
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Different Drum posted:All of these realdoll owners do make me wonder, though - much like with rapists - is it about sex? delusion? or the feeling of complete control? Given the reactions some of them have when questioned about why they gently caress dolls, it just boils down to many of the ones who actually answer being somewhat hosed in the head. Quite a few will say they just gently caress the things and nothing more, and leave it at that. A few of them will admit to not being able to score IRL due to shyness or various other attributes which may be regarded as social shortcomings. Then there are the ones who say essentially that real women are too messy/nasty and/or high-maintenence and/or have too much free will, but still pretty much just gently caress their dolls and leave it at that. These groups might give the dolls names and some clothing and when lonely speak in their presence, but for the most part they keep them hidden away in case company were to come over. Then you have ones who play dress-up, that their dolls have distinct personalities but like almost exactly the same things that they themselves do, and love them more than even their childhood dog did etc. and make no effort to hide the dolls and in fact insist that everybody meets their silicone lovers. This is the group Kevin fell into, and that Dave presumably belongs to provided he isn't just trying to fit in with them in order to sell them stuff. Many of the dollfuckers will readily point out that at least they aren't breeding, spreading disease, contributing to someone else's dysfunction, and are using the dolls as outlets for their own sexual "quirks" and thus harming nobody. They don't seem to understand why other people might find the whole situation funny and/or disturbing, though.
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maplecheese posted:His real name is Dave Crandall. He lives in Canning, which is about 100km northwest of Halifax. That help? This freak show is from Nova Scotia? NS goon chiming in, and for the first time ever I am ashamed of my province. I mean christ, we don't have a lot here but the last thing we need is a doll fucker to soil our good name. Why can't the province still consist of poor fishermen and disenfranchised Frenchmen  .
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Jun 11, 2008 21:26
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Caligasti posted:You could always see Love Object. Turns out to be quite hosed-up in ways likely not intended after being subjected to the previous thread. gently caress that movie. Don't watch it. My girlfriend wants to see Lars and the Real Girl, and I thought I'd rent this instead. 
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Caligasti posted:Many of the dollfuckers will readily point out that at least they aren't breeding, spreading disease, contributing to someone else's dysfunction, and are using the dolls as outlets for their own sexual "quirks" and thus harming nobody. They don't seem to understand why other people might find the whole situation funny and/or disturbing, though. I find it disturbing because of the lack of that connection you have with someone. Then I wonder after so many months and/or years what that missing human component does to a person. Caligasti posted:I wouldn't be surprised if at least one didn't resemble his wife (ex- or current). No thankfully not, but this one:  see  (My imitation of a gently caress doll) hehehe I would burn that thing if I could..
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6of9, you're missing the point. Your eyes need to be totally vacant, your jaw needs to feel like you've just been to the dentist and the anesthetic hasn't worn off yet and your mouth needs to suggest that your chin is made of steel and skin won't move over it. You're too real for your own good.
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Jun 11, 2008 23:54
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Caligasti posted:Brace yourself for... As soon as I started reading Unchained Melody started to play on my iTunes. I thought it was funny.
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maplecheese posted:His real name is Dave Crandall. He lives in Canning, which is about 100km northwest of Halifax. That help? Hold the phone...Crandall? How did you find this out? I thought his name was Dave Hockey? (I knew that was too good to be true.) Yet another personality! This guy belongs in a mental institute.
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TigerMoJo posted:Hold the phone...Crandall? How did you find this out? I do have internet detective skills, but I can't take credit for this one. http://www.avav.ca/dave/index.html
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Caligasti posted:Brace yourself for... ok... in that thread, some dude wrote this: keithallen posted:oh what torture that must have been, what the gently caress does he mean? it's been bothering me for the last hour!!!
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Jun 12, 2008 06:06
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Hockey's fuckdoll posted some sort of video preview. Definitely NWS. [http://www.dollchronicles.com/forum/?num=1213133515 
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Wang Broom posted:what the gently caress does he mean? it's been bothering me for the last hour!!! The "Bianca" doll made as a prop for Lars and the Real Girl was not fully anatomically accurate. Dave Beaver Lumberjack Mountie Maple Moose has had this issue "corrected".
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Incredulous Red posted:This phenomenon needs to end. We need some sort of real doll-eating bacterium. . .
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ClubmanGT posted:6of9, you're missing the point. Your eyes need to be totally vacant, your jaw needs to feel like you've just been to the dentist and the anesthetic hasn't worn off yet and your mouth needs to suggest that your chin is made of steel and skin won't move over it. You're too real for your own good. yeah, that was a picture I couldn't bring myself to take.. really why would I want to look anymore like it.. it's freaky..
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Jun 12, 2008 12:35
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Kaptain K posted:Live on, my legacy. Are you happy now, knowing you have wrought this upon the forums?  It pains me to see these dollfuckers popping up in Canada.
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maplecheese posted:The "Bianca" doll made as a prop for Lars and the Real Girl was not fully anatomically accurate. Dave Beaver Lumberjack Mountie Maple Moose has had this issue "corrected". ok. this makes sense. I was really freaked out. I was thinking that the standard vagina tube wasn't enough for this guy and he required some sort of exotic contraption to gently caress his dolls. Was wondering if there was some cross over to some BME genital splitting or something. I'm relieved that his depravity is still relatively harmless.
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maplecheese posted:The "Bianca" doll made as a prop for Lars and the Real Girl was not fully anatomically accurate. Dave Beaver Lumberjack Mountie Maple Moose has had this issue "corrected". Which is funny because it completely proves Hockey/Crandall is a dollfucker. He keeps saying he's not but then he gets his Bianca doll a usable vagina when she could just a easily not have one to be a prop in his documentary. Also, it would seem more relevant to keep her in tact from her movie usage in a documentary sense. Nope, Dave's definitely loving that thing.
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shortprsn posted:Hockey's fuckdoll posted some sort of video preview. Definitely NWS. This is truly amazing, just undiluted strangeness. The music does nothing but amplify the effect.
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Blarg Blargety posted:Are you happy now, knowing you have wrought this upon the forums?
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 I don't have the image, but doesn't it's face look a lot like the picture of lowtax sitting on the couch looking in disgust at the guy in a pink shirt next to him? E: 
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The most positive thing that came out of all of this was Kaptain K losing his stupid banana title and earning a very scary and awesome one. What we need now is someone to film a documentary about Hockey.
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Jun 12, 2008 17:56
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maplecheese posted:His real name is Dave Crandall. He lives in Canning, which is about 100km northwest of Halifax. That help?
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maplecheese posted:His real name is Dave Crandall. He lives in Canning, which is about 100km northwest of Halifax. That help? I'm not so sure Crandall is his real last name. I recall him replying to us mocking his having the last name "Hockey" (especially being Canadian, at that) by saying he went by Crandall because he didn't think having the last name "Hockey" would cut it in the Canadian music biz (um, yeah). Maybe there's already a musician named David Hockey and he didn't want to infringe? I don't know. But if that were the case that other David Hockey may soon have to point out that instead of being a fellow musician with the same last name, he'll have to say "I'm the one who doesn't gently caress dolls". Also, his daughters go by the Hockey name. Then, maybe it's just a family-wide alias. 6of9 posted:I find it disturbing because of the lack of that connection you have with someone. Then I wonder after so many months and/or years what that missing human component does to a person. That's probably the worst aspect of it all. All I know is Harry Harlow would've loved to try and answer those sort of questions. 6of9 posted:No thankfully not, but this one: And you just had to be wearing a somewhat similar shirt there as well. Eerie. schnitzelburger posted:What we need now is someone to film a documentary about Hockey. Give it time. It may well happen. It might not be a Goon endeavor, though. The BBC may not have anything better to do a couple months from now and may need some more dollfuckers to fall back on.
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Anybody want a used mannequin? Looks like Kevin is selling his cheap.
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SolanaSkyes posted:Anybody want a used mannequin?  Oh dear god. What's bad is someone will probably buy it. What's worse is it was bought "used" to begin with. What's beyond "sloppy seconds"? "Trickly thirds"?
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If this doesn't make you want a real doll I don't know what will http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8oPTl6yaYU
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Kid in Bed posted:If this doesn't make you want a real doll I don't know what will It's got meth-mouth...
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jonathansa posted:Camera's not moving. He has a remote. According to him in that thread, he had the maid take the pictures... Creepy gently caress posted:I gave the maids and extra $20 to stand there and click the camera. They kept offereing to stand in for Bianca but they just weren't sexy enough to replace her
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SolanaSkyes posted:Anybody want a used mannequin? Ugh I hate reading his stupid long-winded pointless diatribes. They're all the same too. He's using Kat's saving account to buy his real doll now? I love how he lists all the amazing things within distance of his apartment like fast food, video games and the drug store! He has no right to bitch about his mother mooching off anyone when he's the one that's been leeching off her for the past 35 years, even having her buy the engagement rings. It pains me that he is such a pathetic sack of poo poo and this little community just eggs him on and gives him a pat on the back and a "good job" when someone should be telling him to stop being such a huge gently caress-up.
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