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Apology posted:Legal secretaries don't prepare coffee. Lawyers usually get their coffee at Starbucks. In the event that someone has to make coffee, it's a legal intern who works for free, because legal secretaries cost too much. Uh, excuse me Apology, but I believe that you are a legal secretary, which obviously means you get coffee and aren't an actual lawyer. Because you are a secretary. So there. 
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Apology posted:I get coffee? Far out, I'll take a triple mocha latte. Thank you, Colbert. Oh, making me look stupid from what I said, eh? That's it, I'm hiring some lawyers to sue you! Where do you live? Some guy today said my shirt was stupid, so if you're nearby that saves me some time.
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Oct 26, 2008 06:55
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goonobyl posted:Needless to say, this oval office is not a true paralegal to make a statement like this. Yes, because obviously no lawyer in the entire world could feel a case brought to them is stupid. You do know that despite being polite to clients, many people (other then lawyers) may laugh about them to their co-workers in private?
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Oct 26, 2008 07:16
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goonobyl posted:As for my ten bucks? I'd much rather spend it on Lisa for a new set of eyelashes, or take Laura out to Applebees. Just to let you know, when the waiter/waitress says that they're really busy that night and can't talk for long, they're actually trying to get away from you and make you finish your meal so you leave.
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Oct 28, 2008 00:44
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goonobyl posted:Meh, I prefer waitresses who don't flap the gums and brings me my steak within a reasonable period of time. Yeah, I figured you'd want women to just shut up and give you what you want. That's all they're good for, right Viper?
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Oct 28, 2008 01:51
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Zappatista posted:Seriously, GBS...I doubt there's any convincing these dumbasses of their own inanity. As someone once said, don't argue with crazy, 'cause you'll run out of patience while they'll never run out of crazy. Most people here know that. We're just having fun with Viper when he shows up.
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overnightmike posted:Clearly. Because those actions, even if they don't work, give them attention. Even if they're being laughed at or made fun of, it's still attention to them.
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Oct 28, 2008 05:36
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Surfingelectrode posted:Edit: From that blog: Sounds like she's starting to think she's a real person with her own needs, and Kevin can't have that. Seriously though, I hope it does end and Kat can get care from someone who actually cares about her wellbeing and doesn't use her as an ATM machine.
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Oct 29, 2008 02:58
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Caligasti posted:Wanted...Alive...Deacon Blues Looks like they've blocked direct links from SA. I tried copying and pasting the URL, but then I got a notice that I'm banned from the page. I don't have an account there and I don't go there often, so maybe they're just banning all IPs from the forum?
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Oct 30, 2008 19:28
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TigerMoJo posted:Haha wow that's not the picture Hockey painted. He's always acting like everyone in THE REAL WORLD is totally accepting of dollfucking. Probably because most people will just nod and smile politely until he leaves, and then make fun of him. We just straight up fun of him.
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Nov 1, 2008 20:30
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iRFNA posted:hahaha, I don't think you understand something awful. Also, what is with your infatuation with "bannable offenses". He wants someone to be banned so that he can go brag to Hockey about how his threats are causing all the SA Goons to turn on each other.
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Nov 2, 2008 05:42
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TigerMoJo posted:Okay Goonobyl, if you're still around, since you wanna chat it up so bad. I made an AIM chat called Goonobyl. Please feel free to join, as well as anyone else reading this thread. I haven't used AIM until I got this screenname, so could someone help me out and tell me how to join a chat? I've got to see this.
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John Hudsucker posted:How nice, it even looks like a decapitated murder victim 
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Caligasti posted:Goon speaks mind about goons Did you add the emoticon to that post, or did Viper actually put in :byodood: in his post?
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goonobyl posted:
I like how you ignore people, and then view their comments to respond to them anyway.
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