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I've been following this whole debacle for a while and I was wondering... has anyone saved/uploaded Kevin's blogs anywhere? The whole Google cache thing doesn't work anymore.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2008 04:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:34 |
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I honestly think that this lovely picture from the Doll Album sums up my feelings regarding dollfuckers and this whole debacle: https://wi.somethingawful.com/71/71f20007556e3d2e2f99098380a14d9dd81195ba.jpg "Ugly face that looks nothing like the image on the box"
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2008 17:59 |
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Caligasti posted:I know I'll have to modify Beetface's, as some of those blogs are likely in the Wayback Machine by now. A good deal of them were at least 2 years old by the time any of us dug them up. The Blogspot and Wordpress ones aren't...robots.txt. I tried to find cached versions of the blogs the other day, and this was the only thing I could come up with: October 2007
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2008 18:26 |
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Caligasti posted:Ah, what have we here? Haha, his sister welcomed him to the site, and then decided not to put him in her 'family' section. Those silly juggalettez... Edit: From that blog: Kevin Havens Esq. posted:Of course, I understand that it’s not free money, I have to pay that back. And I only have a $1,000 credit limit so far, so I cannot buy a RealDoll and possibly end it with Kat, with her angry at me with the promise of “one doll and one doll only.” But I thought it was true love? Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Oct 29, 2008 |
# ¿ Oct 28, 2008 23:21 |
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Hey everyone, it's Aspie boy's brother! And here are some more gems that I found in that blog: Loving fiancee posted:I know that Kat and I, mostly I, had the freedom to do whatever we wanted with our money. Mostly, all Kat had to pay when we lived together by ourselves was her portion of the rent not covered by Section 8. The rest of the money was mostly hers, because water, sewer and trash was covered by the apartment; and I’ve never seen an electric bill, but that was covered by her Section 8 voucher. I never had to pay rent. Of course, I paid the grocery tab and also pitched in for the high-speed Internet because I wanted it, but that was mostly it. My $900+ paychecks were spent the way I saw fit. If I wanted a PS3 if we stayed there, I would have gotten it! If I wanted an inexpensive, but good LCD HDTV, same here! But then, I was afraid to ask Kat to sign up for the HD DVR service because I was afraid that it may cancel her low-income cable television plan and replace it with a higher-cost cable television plan. quote:Later on that night, aided by whatever force, whether it be caffeine or something else, Will and I wanted “Fourthmeal.” Usually, that means whatever he and I can think of from blurting out into the squack box in the drive-thru lane at Taco Bell. So, he took me to the ABNB ATM at Pembroke Mall and I took out $220 to cover mine and his meals and whatever else the $200 was for, because I was only going to spend no more than $20 on Fourthmeal. Christ, is he specifically trying to get people to stalk him? At least I now know the quickest route from the Taco Bell to the McDonalds, in case I ever get a 'Mac Attack'. And classy move taking the bed so that your handicapped fiancee can sleep in her wheelchair.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2008 02:26 |
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Caligasti posted:Did you really read all the way down to here? Really? Really? No loving way! I had to read it in three chunks. The best part: posted:I signed a USPS Form 3846 [delivery notification card, usually left behind in your mailbox whenever if the postman left your package(s) in another part of your house or in your apartment's leasing office, or it's at the post office, or you simply sign it if you are present and the postman has your package in his or her hand] got my package and he left, nothing more). Seriously, did he really post the exact form number for a notification card? He has to like keep a file or take down notes or something, really. I think the weirdest thing about him is the fact that he owns a loving store mannequin. That takes dollfucking from the weird to the outright bizarre.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2008 19:20 |
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TigerMoJo posted:Especially when all of this is concerning a loving ugly lump of deformed fuckable plastic. That's what I think is hilarious about Kevin... whereas Realdolls can actually kind of look like real people, the piece of poo poo that he has looks awful. Seriously... It's even missing a big chunk of 'skin' near it's shoulders.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2008 19:32 |
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Zappatista posted:I'm very frightened by the possibility of Kevin posting here, if only for the possibility of something like this.. Any goonobyl would leave 5 replies calling her a slut, etc., right? I like how on the Doll Forum someone made a reasonable negative review of the same type of doll that Beetface has and got trolled because of it for 11 pages. Dollfucker posted:...Overall reflections: I have serious doubts this doll will last the winter even just hanging around. With the seams separating, the foam having gaps in it, and the general lack of quality. Shit_Viper posted:I'm not the one with the foul mouth in this thread running around acting like an rear end in a top hat to everyone.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2008 03:00 |
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Apology posted:Yeah, who owns "moonport.org" where the 1X1 pixel is hosted? Looks like more leeching to me. Our pal Shit_Viper! Domain ID:D98310830-LROR Domain Name:MOONPORT.ORG Created On:03-Jul-2003 00:57:58 UTC Last Updated On:25-Sep-2008 23:15:28 UTC Expiration Date:03-Jul-2009 00:57:58 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:eNom, Inc. (R39-LROR) Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED Registrant ID:cfb22f6a18e Registrant Name:James S Williams Sr Registrant Organization:Moonport Productions
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2008 17:31 |
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Caligasti posted:Many of those dollfuckers get up in arms whenever anybody criticizes itsme or the fuckdolls he makes. Then again, those RSSDs are about the only non-inflatable dolls that many of them can even afford. You don't need to spend a lot of money on fuckdolls...Go the homemade route! These two pictures are the some pf the most terrifying things I've ever seen. 'my face is a movie star, can you guess who? 'homemade vampire sex doll' Oh god. Edit: Here's the site linked to from Doll Album... Why pay lotsa bucks for sex toys... Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Oct 31, 2008 |
# ¿ Oct 30, 2008 18:06 |
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I remember reading somewhere in this thread that someone was interested in Beetface's shopping habits, so here's the man in his own words:Beetface posted:I'm glad that there's someone else here who thinks the same way I do about dressing RSSD dolls in adult women's, not girls', clothing. Don't get me wrong, sometimes that us members may feel more comfortable buying girls' clothing, but I agree on the fact that these dolls depict adult women, that these dolls should be dressed accordingly.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2008 04:38 |
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Caligasti posted:Oh so what have we here... Wait, so hold up... Dollfucker Davey is driving/flying down from Canada all the way to New York to stalk you because you made fun of him for loving dolls on the internet?
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2008 22:47 |
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Caligasti posted:Sillier... all the way to Arizona. There's a Broadway in every major city. I just have the silliest image in my head of Davey wearing all black trying to maneuver his doll like a puppeteer whilst following someone. Considering dollfuckers, it's probably be something he'd do.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2008 22:59 |
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Zappatista posted:But seriously poo poo Wiper...perhaps one of these days someone'll call your house and ask if Lisa and Lolly are home... He'd probably do an awful falsetto to try to make himself sound like a vaguely humanoid shaped hunk of cum-filled silicone (or plush).
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2008 04:16 |
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I'm so mad that I had to miss the 2008 Doll Forum Convention back in July! Some interesting conversation between participants, meeting each other for the first time... Bianca the MOVIE STAR was in attendance, and she sure does look like she's having a great time!. Talk about a once-in-a-lifetime event. Our pal Midi- er... Davey can't get the ladies off of him! More of the fascinating conversation. I really wish that I could've been there. Edit: Dollfucker posted:I am hell on dolls, I've destroyed a french madam, beheaed an s 18 and now KaLi has devoloped large rips in her rear end and has lost one of her arms.I haave made an attempt to repair her but I'm afraid the repairs won't last. Throwing her up in the attic probably didnt help much. Anyway finances being what they are today, upgrading to a realdoll or even replacing the !st PC is prohibitive. I was wondering about mannequins. I am looking for a seated mannequin,possibly large breasted and not terribly expensive. i dont have sex with my doll, i just like to dress her and masturbate Is there a good mannequin out there somewhere, somebody that makes something i can dress. It needs to be fairly near my size, as she will wear some of my old things. Thanks in advance for your help. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Nov 7, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 7, 2008 00:18 |
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I think I just found Beetface's really old site from 2003... Internet Archive: Kevin's Haven Only one of the links on the 2003 cache works, but I think everything on the first 2004 cache does, including links to his doll stories and a page for his loving band. Beetface posted:Kevin Havens' Redux Machine was formed by Kevin Havens, Lead Vocalist; Jason Stratman, Background Vocals; Adam Ebel, Keyboards, Robert Berry, Guitar; and Will Havens, drums and percussion. We formed in June 2001 to fufill our mission: "To sing the song parodies that Weird Al Yankovic would never bother to sing." The term "Redux" and not "parody" was chosen because "redux" is a French term for "repeat" or "return." We never intended on infringing on trademarks, for instance, the diet drug "Redux." We here at KHRM feel that the word "redux" is a term in the general for, as we said, "repeat" or "return," never on the drug, however the R is capitalized. So, if you came on this page on accident looking for ways to sue the lowly bastards that made "Redux," you're in the wrong place. We are here to provide a new avenue to song parodies. Here's EnterNet, a lovely parody of Metallica's Enter Sandman: Kevin Haven's Aspie Machine posted:
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2008 20:40 |
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I also think it's hilarious how almost all of his "band's" songs are just Squeeze songs with lyrics about loving the girl from Small Wonder (HIS OLD BLOWUP DOLL). The rest of them are either about computers or how much he hates the Beach House. And he did have a job at that time... "Employment Status: Currently employed at Walt's Transmission, doing auto detailing and basic shop duties. Loving it. I hope it will give me enough $$$ for Christmas! (But I'm staying with it, unlike the other jobs that I had... for about no more than four months, and no longer. Not this time around.)" "No, Really. If you passed away, say, tomorrow, what would you like for your epitaph? Live life to its fullest. Even though one day might seem like it's hell, but once you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you can see it's not so bad after all. Women might come and go, but it's your happiness (DOLLS) that never gives up." I found the site in his introductory post on the Doll Forum, which is here. Cal, do you have any of the blogs saved anywhere? I wanted to try to read some of them. EDIT: For those who are going to attempt the daunting task of reading that story, remember, this is Alexandra Tilbrook: Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Nov 13, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 03:06 |
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Beetface posted:Not only have I had to switch from buying three cartons of cigarettes at $45, or $15 a carton, to buying a bag of pipe tobacco at $10 (which lasts me all month) in order to have a little money to have in my pocket for things like, well, getting some “Geedunks” (snacks and sodas) to put in a “stash” in my footlocker, getting some things that I wanted really badly, like slices of pizza and sub sandwiches from the Food Mart near the corner of Border and Campostella, or something that I really wanted to get from GameStop, Kmart, Wal-Mart, or any store at MacArthur, Military Circle, or Greenbrier Malls; or save it up to get something needed (okay, a beer with Jason is not really needed, but I could use one sometimes.) That is honestly the most confusing and longest sentence I think I've ever seen. Are there any other good caching sites that might have "Alexa's Page - My Synth Lover's Page" cached on it? I'm thinking that if we could get to it that it would be the most hilarious and saddest thing ever. If y'all look a little bit on that site, there's some fun stuff to be found... e-mail addresses, IM usernames, etc... EDIT: I searched 'Jason Stratman Kevin Havens', and found caches of some of his Wordpress blogs!. The current version is just stuff in arabic. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Nov 13, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 03:47 |
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From his "Thanks" page for The Journey To Love:Beetface posted:These are all the people involved, either directly or indirectly, in the production of The Journey To Love Version 7.0: I think it's hilarious that he picked up German for a story about loving dolls from Rammstein. And here's Adam Ebel, who is a better friend that Jason Stratman: He has, for some reason, four different myspace pages. quote:It took me almost six months and a lot of time just to write sixty-eight pages. Some were written in one night, while some, including the first chapter, was written in about a month. One part was written while I was watching the Super Bowl with the Ravens and the Giants. Just to get the winner on "Alexa's" Super Bowl shirt, I had to sit there carefully watching the game just to see who was going to win the game. Of course, I could have just guessed it, but to make it seem good, I waited to see who was going to win Super Bowl 35. Classy. Edit: Caligasti posted:Is anybody else thinking this could make for one hell of an Awful Audiobook? I was thinking that covers of his 'reduxes' would be way better.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 17:50 |
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Caligasti posted:^^^^^ Huh? Here's the myspace search and here's the thank you page. Edit: Going through this story, what the gently caress is up with Kevin's obsession with eating (specifically lunch)? I swear that on every page he mentions it at least once. Seriously, he eats a gigantic breakfast, goes outside to smoke a cigarette, then goes back inside after that to eat a gigantic lunch, then stops at a gas station to get a huge bag of chips and a 2-liter of soda, and then they go to the library for a while. After that they buy two boxes of White Castles, 2 bags of pork rinds, two 2-liters, etc... It's loving disgusting. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Nov 13, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 18:06 |
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queenfrostine posted:I've read both threads thoroughly and I don't think I've posted in either before... He and his buddy use the computers to download ROMs and MIDIs. Someone should make a Midnight Cowboy-ish amateur film out of this. It'd be hilarious. Edit: Beetface posted:We did arrive at the College Park Food Lion after all. We got two, count ‘em, two, twelve-pack bottles of our favorite beers. I got Red Hook I.P.A., Jason got Guinness Extra Stout, and to wash it down, we split the cost of a twelve-pack bottles of Budweiser, for weakness and to mask the bitterness of our “good poo poo.” We got plenty of chips, potato and tortilla, two bags of pretzel pieces, honey mustard & onion for Jason, buttermilk ranch for myself. We got three boxes apiece of White Castle cheeseburgers, Totinos That's for one night in a hotel room. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Nov 13, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 18:30 |
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Caligasti posted:Seriously... Chapter Three is just as funny, "At The Hotel... Time For A Paaaaaarrrrrrttttyyyyy!". The hilarious thing is that you can tell that he's not making a lot of this up (other than the mannequin stuff). It's disgusting... It really does remind me of a Midnight Cowboy-esque thing. Beetface posted:Alexa and I went into our “room,” shut the door and even though that I was confused on what to do, she helped me through every step of the way. I, at first, decided to take off my own clothes. She told me that was a “horny nerd’s way of doing that, like a person desperate to get it on.” She also told me not to rush it when it comes to having sex, even if it is the first time. So, she told me to come toward her, and we helped each other take off our clothes. Our underwear, except for Alexa’s bra, was done by ourselves. I have never, ever unfastened a woman’s bra before. But, I tell you, it was great and very euphoric doing so. Edit: Caligasti posted:That's just like Kevin to provide way too much information. Seriously, read the Revision History for his TJTL. He drat near gives out his bank account number from then. He actually does mention his phone number in the story, along with his doll's. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Nov 13, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 19:47 |
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TigerMoJo posted:So let me get this straight...he awkwardly starts having sex with this woman then says some German phrase and then gives her some kind of lesson about what that means in German in the middle of sex. Then they just get tired and stop. Then, he suddenly realizes he forgot a condom but she magically knows that she isn't ovulating and when she ovulates even though humans have concealed ovulation. It's not a real woman... it's a mannequin come to life! The scary thing about this story is how close it parallels what actually happened to him later on... he's living off of his 'girlfriend', and using all of her money to buy cigarettes and junk food. This story isn't making smoking look cool anymore The noted auteur, Kevin Havens posted:I then look again at the stuff all over the lawn and note Jason’s radio lying on top of one of his CD’s, but the CD appears to be busted. I then notice that it happens to be his Diablo II play disc, something he needs to play the game. “Yo,” I yell to him. Jason, who is pissed off beyond pissed off, yells “WHAT?!?!” “I hate to tell you this,” I stated, “but your Diablo II play disc is destroyed.” He then yells “gently caress!!!!”
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 20:07 |
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Oh god....Literary genius, Kevin Havens posted:About three days later, I wanted to check up on a old friend of mine, Luz Cardenas, of D’signers Boutique, the dressmaker’s shop where Alexa’s mother came from, to see how she was doing. She (Luz) knew I had “feelings” for that mannequin, which was formerly in her store window, but became disappointed when I found her “missing,” only to my surprise that she “miraculously” came to life for me and Alexa to have a "mother figure" for Alexa. I warned to Alexa that may not be a good idea, because Luz knew that I had feelings for that mannequin. Kevin and his doll get married, and the marriage is broadcast live on some TV show on TLC. I'm not even kidding. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 20:34 on Nov 13, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 20:32 |
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Kevin Havens, Literary Maverick posted:Usually, since her doctor told her that driving in the last few months (as I see of this, it's the month So dollfucking is a mental condition.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2008 23:54 |
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TigerMoJo posted:So he has the chance to make a Mary Sue-like fictional story about his ultimate fantasy. Yet, in his fantasy he's still a hosed up jobless, junk food-eating loser and his doll is a headcase? The only difference between the fantasy and reality is that his doll came to life! Kevin Havens, Pulitzer Prize winning author posted:Even though that I started out with a Chickorita, then it evolved into a Bayleef, but when I got my Game Boy back, Bayleef evolved into a Meganium, which she nicknamed "Ghostboy," even though that Meganium, a Grass Pokémon, is not a Ghost Pokémon, but I don't know why she named my major Pokémon that I mostly use for fighting wild Pokémon a name mostly suited for ghosttypes. She told me that she named Meganium "Ghostboy" because I was the trainer for that Pokémon, my name is on the save file, and that my nickname is "CasperGhostboy," but she decided to use the shortened version of my nickname, even though that I told her to not reveal it to the members around Beach House because they at Beach House only know Zar as "Ghostboy" and poo poo would hit the fan if they found out that I have the same nickname. doll,
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2008 00:11 |
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Caligasti posted:Maybe I'm skidding 'round the point there a bit, but how hosed up is it that the woman who was made for him is in need of heavy medication? She was made like that on, purpose... Duh! The ending for the story just goes on, and on, and on. Here's a nice summary for ya'll. Kevin and his friend James are living in separate 'group homes', but hang out and go to use the computers at the library like every day. Kevin signs them up for some new dating site and they get chosen for a new 'experiment'. They mooch off the guy, Jeff, to get a taxi ride to the meeting location and for food. He gives them mannequins and sends them off to a hotel with more money so they can buy more food and smokes. The mannequins turn into 'realgirls', so James and Kevin just use them for loving and getting more money. The two of them get kicked out of their homes for not taking their meds and for smoking in the bathrooms, so they move in with their 'lovers'. They both get married and the wedding is broadcast on TV for some show. They keep mooching off of them, and James and his 'woman' get jobs at Target while Kevin and his 'broad' can only get a job as janitors at a navy base. Kevin knocks up his 'broad', and they move out, to live in an apartment with Kevin's family. Kevin somehow learns to drive, even though he's totally 'spergin. His 'woman' buys him a car, and later goes into labor and has a girl. Then a few years later they go to a 'reunion' set up by the dating company for feedback. The website goes public and poo poo breaks loose. Turns out it's a dream and Kevin is actually married to the woman, but she was never a mannequin! The end! Add about 50 pages with nothing but descriptions of eating and smoking, and a full page of Kevin describing in detail how he upgrades his computer.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2008 07:00 |
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Kevin Havens, lover posted:We were waiting a few minutes (about twenty, to be exact), until I saw Jason Johnson pushing a wheelchair-bound person down the street from the area of the mall. Alexa whispered to me “Is that the bitch that he and his ‘girlfriend’ want to set you up with?” “Yes,” I whispered back. ABOMINATION
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2008 14:34 |
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Caligasti posted:It seems Kevin had written an original song, "In Quintessence". It's a Squeeze song.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2008 02:43 |
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Cal, I think you missed the funniest part of that except of Kevin Havens' masterwork The Journey To Love the other day...The artist posted:"Phil," I said, "his name is Phil Kunert." "Okay," Alexa said, "Phil, neither you or Kevin tell anyone at Beach House or anywhere, anything about me being a mannequin." "Okay," both Phil and I affirmed Alexa at the same time. Phil, Alexa and I decided to play some Uno. So this mannequin turns into a RealGirl and then they play Uno. Sounds like a hot date to me.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2008 00:32 |
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Caligasti posted:It wouldn't really be an improvement if they were to engage in a threesome, if that's what you're getting at. Imagine! ! ! For the love of God, no. Kevin Havens posted:At 1:30, we got tired. I gave Phil a blanket and a pillow and he slept on the big sofa bed in the living room. I turned to Alexa and said to her "Alexa, honey, you need a place to sleep. I'll give you a blanket and you can sleep on the other couch in the living room. But you need to get a pillow from the floor that Phil dropped on the floor." "No, I don't need that," Alexa firmly stated, "I've got my own bedroom to sleep in. Besides, I live here, and the storm created my bedroom, also." So Alexa and I went to our separate rooms and we fell fast asleep. Someone should write a hundred page fanfiction from the perspective of Kat about her dumping her dollfucking boyfriend and vastly improving her quality of life. Here's an excerpt: Kathryn Gage posted:
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2008 06:50 |
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Shit_Viper's latest creation: Lovely.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2008 00:11 |
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Santclair posted:what is the point of that picture at all? "Busted for speeding" I saw Lars and the Real Girl tonight. I don't understand how people could be sympathetic to the guy, he was an rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Nov 22, 2008 04:19 |
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Oh...my....god... The Artist, Kevin Havens posted:It's a hack job done in The GIMP. An artist, I am not. But going with the current fad started by Pit_Viper, I'd thought I'd go along... technoguy posted:CGB... EDIT: Kevin Havens posted:Congrats, Artist69! Very Happy Using our tax money to buy a fuckdoll Looking forward to the photospread.. Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Nov 22, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 22, 2008 23:55 |
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I decided to follow in Kevin and Pit_Viper's footsteps...
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2008 00:38 |
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Haha...Kevin Havens, the published auteur posted:Well, I am going to be a published author. I found out that I had the talent to do so way back in 1998, when I written my first story. After about seven iterations of the same story, I am offering to you, my fellow TDF members, two of the stories (in Adobe PDF format) that I am planning to release the manuscript to.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2008 06:43 |
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Oh, god this is too much.Kevin Havens, lover posted:I know, I know. I told everyone here that I'd be having a good Christmas. Bullsh*t! Today was f*cking HORRIBLE! He sounds like a 10 yr old brat or something. Jeez.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2008 08:00 |
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Apology posted:No poo poo, it's insane. "My hours are 8 am to 5 pm, so you'd best get your crapping done before I clock out." From another thread on there: The generous Kevin Havens posted:I got my mother a Betty Boop pajama set. And in another, he describes how his mannequin Andrea is into ICP... It all makes sense now!
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2008 08:34 |
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TigerMoJo posted:This monster of a post is exactly why I despise Kevin. He is such a selfish little weasel. This is my favorite part: CasperGhostMAN posted:I went back into the living room and tried to silently cry. I tried to call Kat into the living room to talk to me, but Will told her bluntly not to fall for my "little tricks." He then offered Kat to go outside to "cool off" (and yes, she was hot), but I believe that he took that opportunity to yell at me some more. After he felt that he had enough of making me miserable for the next few days, he proclaimed that he was going upstairs. But then he came down about ten or fifteen minutes later after Mom tried to tell him to drop the subject. I just cannot imagine a 28 year old beetfaced man with asperger's crying because his brother insulted his dolly. I really can't... it's just so ridiculous. And I like how Kevin states that his brother is trying to insult him by asking Kat if she wants to go outside because she's hot. Someone should send his brother a message on myspace...
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2008 17:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:34 |
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Not nearly as good as the Christmas story, but...Kevin Havens, lover, polygamist posted:Like with Daphne, and Alexa before her, I had tried to create a personality of a doll that I am getting, and Andrea is no exception. EDIT: Christ, even back in August of this year he was STILL dwelling on Christmas! Kevin Havens, spoiled brat posted:My mother (glad I'm not with her anymore) had berated me when I lived with her and I got myself something nice and then got them, with Kat, some nice gifts for Christmas 2007 and they either got returned or given away, and the rest of my family didn't get me and Kat no gifts that day, but with empty promises that there would be gifts, but to be patient, they're on their way. When no gifts arrived via any carrier, Kat and I were upset by Twelfth Night. They even got on my case for getting Daphne something for Christmas! Surfingelectrode fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Nov 23, 2008 |
# ¿ Nov 23, 2008 19:00 |