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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > LF Goldmine > Reader's Digest: Humor in Uniform
karphead
Apr 20, 2001

 While in the Army, my daughter Jill was raped on multiple occassions. During one session, the sergeant said to her, "Before you tell on me, ask yourself, what would your mother think?"

Jill replied, "Sergeant, there's a problem with that."

"What is it?"

"If I listened to what my mother had to say, I wouldn't have joined the Army in the first place."

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karphead
Apr 20, 2001

vampirarchist posted:

What about all of the poor people, Hispanics, African-Americans, and other minorities in the armed services?

Oh, so if they're being dumb and religious fanatics in the U.S. it's fine and need to be helped, but if they went abroad with a higher risk of getting killed suddenly they're evil.

nice reg date fag

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