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ZenMaster
Jan 23, 2006

You died hideously! Press fire.




I can't stop looking at it.

I want to play with it.

Horrified!





Ready for a night on the town.





Debilitating injury!





Laying down the law.











It watches me now and then. It thinks I don't know, but oh... I KNOW.

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ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

If you are alone in the house and you see that poo poo move you get RIGHT THE gently caress OUT you hear me?

Also how much was it and where did it come from?

President Unerlion
May 3, 2008

by Ozmaugh


how the gently caress does that thing work?

Cairo Dog
May 1, 2008

The Ruskies are coming! Run away!


So how do you make tea with that huge hole in it?

pintle
Aug 3, 2007
to err is human, dear fez

Hear me shout indeed

But how does it work?

E: beaten on asking so what.. SO WHAT HUH?

Shibaz
May 17, 2004



This is amazing, voted 5.

RICKON WALNUTSBANE
Jun 13, 2001



How does it work?

efb

let's dance
Oct 29, 2004

You don't really even need to understand what the hell I'm saying to know I'm a genius -Bob Dylan


It doesn't look like it would hold tea very well.

Designer0
Jun 7, 2008

Experience
Producer
Extraordinaire

seeing that you probably have a SLR camera in your house you should probably be able to take a bit sharper photos. if you do i will certainly give it my best.

grumpy
Aug 30, 2004


I'd hate to see the matching teacups and saucers that would match such a ghastly pot.

dynendal
Aug 13, 2006

..with Sexy Results!

Awesome teapot. You should stain it brown and give it teeth and call it Domo-kun-pot!

Also, this is completely random, but I am calling you out on the third picture - that's a bottle of Lens Cleaner from Sunglass Hut. You weren't planning on poisoning the little guy were you?

Shibaz
May 17, 2004



Be our guest, be our guest, put our serrrrvice to the test!

ms-dos
Nov 6, 2005

This night you are mistaken; I'm a farmer in the city.

I think he's horrified that his creator made him the world's worst teapot. It's the same look that a harlequin baby gives God.

Banner
Mar 30, 2008

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

That is awesome. Please put fangs and a cape on it.

A Perturbed Parrot
Nov 10, 2005

He was the kind of person who kept a parrot.


53504 posted:

That is awesome. Please put fangs and a cape on it.

Dractulea!

Big Wreck
Feb 8, 2004



Get drunk and awkwardly gently caress its mouth.

Anemia
Mar 28, 2002

Felix El Cartuela

For everyone wondering how it works: It's meant for candles, not tea.

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004


Cairo Dog posted:

So how do you make tea with that huge hole in it?

I'm guessing the huge hole is for a candle and that the water only goes partway down. I'm not sure what those other two holes are doing though.

edit: Beat on the candle thought.

Banner
Mar 30, 2008

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

If you can find two pieces of black paper or tape, make eyebrows.

status
Feb 18, 2003

what.


Give him some angry eyebrows. Then he would truly be a badass

Fudgement Day
Mar 30, 2007
Keep On Walkin In The Free World

Bink posted:

Give him some angry eyebrows. Then he would truly be a badass

And then reverse them for some empathy.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

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Anemia posted:

For everyone wondering how it works: It's meant for candles, not tea.
It's a candleholder in the shape of a teapot or the candle heats the tea or what?

caveman thug shit
Jan 27, 2007

STREET SMART


I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my face of absolute shock and horror Jesus this tea is loving HOT.

Feet Slash Birds
Feb 5, 2008

I demanded real money for internet risk and this is the result


ANGRY EYEBROWS \ /

DeviouslyInclined
Jun 12, 2006
Official Meme Generator

Kettles unite!

Here's my beloved chicken kettle:



DeviouslyInclined fucked around with this message at Aug 15, 2008 around 18:33

NotJust4Breakfast
Feb 13, 2002

Sweet but Crude


Bink posted:

Give him some angry eyebrows. Then he would truly be a badass

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Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

A great investment!

You should make a picture-a-day FuriousTeapot Calendar!

Crispy_Rapcakes
Apr 9, 2007

by Peatpot


DeviouslyInclined posted:

Teapots unite!

Here's my beloved chicken teapot:





I hate to be a pedantic prick on the internet but that right there is a kettle, not a tea pot.

*edit: I should add though that it's loving awesome.

*edit edit: Wait, do you put that thing on the stove or what?

DeviouslyInclined
Jun 12, 2006
Official Meme Generator

Fiiine. I'll change it :/

sexy olorin
Apr 14, 2008

Workin' the corners of Azeroth.


This thread has such odd timing. I had a teapot shatter on me early in the morning at work the other day. I found a portion of the pot hanging from my finger with a nice 1/2" gash bleeding all over. This has made my day!! I really need a teapot now and this one i really cool.

Alfredo Pangea
Aug 19, 2007


In Pangea, first you get the head, Then you get the money.



Finally a teapot for the lesser known Zelda enemies.

Bundle of Keys
Jul 3, 2007


Now you just need a pair of teacups shaped like wacky burglars.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
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Alfredo Pangea posted:

Finally a teapot for the lesser known Zelda enemies.

Holy poo poo!

I hated those guys.

Nthman
Nov 3, 2004

Creepy

Put him next to Picard with some earl gray tea in his gaping maw.

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

Anybody hear that? It's a, um... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is...
I'm fairly alarmed here


That is, indeed, the best teapot ever.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004


Big Wreck posted:

Get drunk and awkwardly gently caress its mouth.

Like throwing a hotdog down a weird loving teapot.

Remote User
Nov 17, 2003

Hope deleted.

REO Teabaggin
May 13, 2008

a more perfect union

You never explained how that works! Is there another part to it? Even if there was...ceramic wouldn't seal well with ceramic, and...

e: Oh, it's for candles? What a rip!

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FidgetyRat
Feb 1, 2005

Contemplating the suckiness of people since 1982


As soon as I saw that thing I though of a chipped teacup being eaten.

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