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Elp: Aug 23, 2006; Call me a naive college boy, but I was hoping not to immediately throw my lot with the forces of insanity and darkness...

Ominous Fingers posted:

LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!

Nooooooooooo :cry:

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Tidepool: Sep 2, 2008; Carassius auratus

# ? Oct 9, 2008 05:52

Guiness13: Feb 17, 2007; The best angel of all.

Oh for gently caress's sake. I knew I should have gone to bed.

That being said, the filthy mouthed child was great. I can see that in my future as well.

Some of these others, though...

:smith:

# ? Oct 9, 2008 05:57

Steinbeck: Apr 6, 2008

Why? Why do you want one of these horrible things?

# ? Oct 9, 2008 05:59

tsc: Jun 18, 2004; hostis humani generis

Laptop touchpad, I apologize in advance.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:00

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

Petroleum Jello posted:

My future child is gon' have the dirtiest mouth ever.

I resigned to the fact that my kid will end up like this anyways, so I'm making it my duty to facilitate the inevitable.

I personally think that a baby saying "SHITBALLS" is hilarious.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:07

Kruxy: May 19, 2004; Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

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hellbastard: Apr 4, 2006

I kid, I kid

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:09

SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

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goku im piss: Mar 18, 2005; Your mama was a snowblower

When they can repeat things is when trouble starts.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:13

Abandoned Toaster: Jun 4, 2008

Kruxy posted:

How many babies are you going to kill in this thread?

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:16

Otacustes: Apr 17, 2008

It would probably just be a water pistol anyway. V:)V

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:20

Gravybong: Apr 24, 2007; Smokin' weed all day. All I do is smoke weed. Every day of my life it's all I do. I don't give a FUCK! Weed.

Kruxy posted:

Now do one where the dad is an alcoholic.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:20

razzberri: Jan 16, 2004

Oh no need for me to draw anything. My daughter turned 2 in May, and she is already obsessed with farting and poop. She drew this today:

I asked her what it was, she said "Dada POOP!" and giggled like a maniac. SHE'S 2! I fear she'll appear in a future pants-making GBS threads thread

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:28

Animaestro: Apr 10, 2008

Animaestro fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Oct 9, 2008

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:30

Kruxy: May 19, 2004; Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

Abandoned Toaster posted:

How many babies are you going to kill in this thread?

as many as I have to...

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:30

JoachimLPQ: Nov 8, 2006; JFYM

razzberri posted:

Oh no need for me to draw anything. My daughter turned 2 in May, and she is already obsessed with farting and poop. She drew this today:

I asked her what it was, she said "Dada POOP!" and giggled like a maniac. SHE'S 2! I fear she'll appear in a future pants-making GBS threads thread

Better than her appearing in a scat video in 16 years. :v:

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:31

Ema Nymton: Apr 26, 2008; the place where I come from
is a small town; Buglord

What are these pies posted:

Inspired by a kid I know. And..... dated.

Holy poo poo, this must be an archetype, because that's just like my best friend. Every part of it.

Kruxy posted:

This is one of the biggest fears I have preventing me from wanting to have a child.

Ema Nymton fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Oct 9, 2008

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:32

razzberri: Jan 16, 2004

JoachimLPQ posted:

Better than her appearing in a scat video in 16 years.

Thank god I don't live in Brazil! I'm keepin' her off the internet, forever.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:34

Gravybong: Apr 24, 2007; Smokin' weed all day. All I do is smoke weed. Every day of my life it's all I do. I don't give a FUCK! Weed.

Ema Nymton posted:

Holy poo poo, this must be an archetype, because that's just like my best friend. Every part of it.

you need better friends.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:35

Spaceman Future!: Feb 9, 2007

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:35

Animaestro: Apr 10, 2008

Kruxy, you are the hero of this thread. I take my hat off to you.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:36

krustster: Mar 26, 2007; But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach!!!

Ema Nymton posted:

Holy poo poo, this must be an archetype, because that's just like my best friend. Every part of it.
This is one of the biggest fears I have preventing me from wanting to have a child.

Hell loving yeah, man

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:37

MadBimber: Dec 31, 2006

Kruxy posted:

as many as I have to...

Well that one is just funny, not heart crushing like the rest.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:38

Darardusaki: Mar 25, 2005; "And God said, 'let there be piggyback rides,' and there were piggyback rides, and He saw that they were good."

Jesus Christ, Kruxy.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:38

most erotic flower: Mar 9, 2006; aww yiss
motha
fuckin
titties

hellbastard posted:

I kid, I kid

I can't stop looking at this picture. It's too drat funny.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:40

Black Noise: Jan 23, 2008; WHAT UP

Kruxy posted:

as many as I have to...

Some how A kick rear end movie trailer will be made from this post. . .

Also not shown an ms paint of me breaking a glass over finding out I've got a special needs kid

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:40

Elp: Aug 23, 2006; Call me a naive college boy, but I was hoping not to immediately throw my lot with the forces of insanity and darkness...

Kruxy posted:

Girls gone wild!

I don't understand. Is the kid the slack jawed nerd or the embaressed girl (who I guess is appearing in the commercial)

EDIT: Oh, I see, it's the girl. Drunk and making an rear end of herself on national TV. That's the worst.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:51

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

Kruxy posted:

Why does he look like he's doing the

face?

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:51

Chocolate Milk: May 7, 2008; More tea, Wesley?

Elp posted:

I don't understand. Is the kid the slack jawed nerd or the embaressed girl (who I guess is appearing in the commercial)

I think the "slack jawed nerd" is actually the horrified dad.

Edit: Too slow.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:52

Kruxy: May 19, 2004; Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

Disclaimer: While this too is a fear of mine, it is not a judgement or an indictment in regards to the last one. One does not beget the other.

Honestly though, the worst part, is that all of these parenthood fears swim in my head and I don't even have a fiance much less a girlfriend. Maybe it just has to do with getting older. Whatifs spin out of control. I fear these terrible things happening to children I don't even have. :smith:

Kruxy fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Oct 9, 2008

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BonesJackson: Aug 12, 2005; *grumble grumble*

I suggest therapy.

Thanks for the laughs though. :v:

# ? Oct 9, 2008 06:59

JoachimLPQ: Nov 8, 2006; JFYM

So Kruxy, can I suggest something involving a roaming pack of wild dogs?

# ? Oct 9, 2008 07:02

Kruxy: May 19, 2004; Just a steel town girl on
a Saturday night, looking
for the fight of her life

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TheGayDivorce0000: Jan 21, 2004

It took me months to get over the trauma of this dream.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 07:49

Animaestro: Apr 10, 2008

This thread is more depressing than I thought it would be. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 07:50

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Jesus christ, kruxy.

# ? Oct 9, 2008 07:56

Kamoc: Oct 8, 2003; You cannot eat a purse.

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Corridor: Oct 19, 2006

Being a halfway attractive, creative, and financially stable person + getting preggers = GOODBYE REST OF MY LIFE

Sorry for using Photoshop, I was halfway through before I realised what I was doing. But I did a lovely job, so it should be ok.

VVVVV - I did this once. Just before going to school, I was looking for a picture book of my mother's and found an ice-cream tub of cookies under her wardrobe. Why is mummy hiding all the tasty treats in her room, that's not fair, I'm gonna eat 4 of them! :mad:

That was a fun school day.

Corridor fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Oct 9, 2008

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