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This is what I am looking at outside my window right as I type this Update 1 (page 7) Neighbour walks nude around his balcony and gets excited http://www.vimeo.com/2069573 passwork = sa Update 2 (page 10) Neighbour gets down and dirty on a saturday night. Video comes out too dark on the PC for some reason, requesting help fixing it. But got a photo sequence. http://www.vimeo.com/2124379 password = sa  Update 3 (page 13) Neighbour moves the chair closer to the window, puts on a gay porn DVD, and opens up the blinds for maximum effectiveness. What is he watching? http://www.vimeo.com/2331340 password = sa 
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I should point out that he does this every Friday night. He always pulls down the left blind but never the right one. ... OMG he just opened the left blind. I'm not even joking. I am 60% certain he wants me to watch. Requests for video..?
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Oct 24, 2008 09:31
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UPDATE I think he's still going but its gotten darker so its more difficult to tell. Usually the ending is signified by him having a smoke on the balcony in a bathrobe. He has seen me before but he keeps going 
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Oct 24, 2008 09:54
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ryanbruce posted:Granted you can't really see anything since you're a poor photographer, but a NWS link to the image rather than having it inline would've been nice. Since I primarily browse SA via the RSS feeds, all I see is "My neighbour is jerking it in front of his wind.." which does not warn me of the UPDATE: He's still going, but hes moved to a reclined position. gross.
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Oct 24, 2008 10:05
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Masochrist posted:I've been staring at it for a minute now (not kidding) and I still can't make out what the hell it is I'm supposed to be seeing. UPDATE He's still going but I'm having dinner now BTW he jerking off to his TV (but I can't see what hes watching)
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CaptainWinky posted:Yeah, this is like taking a picture of a naked guy on a beach who is standing so far away that you can barely make out his silhouette and then calling it porn. ah gently caress you guys are gonna get me in trouble... I tried taking a close up high res shot but then this happened  (Yes I know my camera sucks)
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Oct 24, 2008 10:51
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Steadiman posted:Is he on the phone? Yeah hes on the phone. Its impossible not to see this guy, As soon as I look out my window its right there. Thew road between is very narrow, its like an alleyway. UPDATE Hes still jerking it. I tried taking more photos but he saw me setting up the tripod and playing with the manual settings. Even in light of this, he doesn't mind and keeps going. Ultimately I have better things to do on a friday night, so this will be the last update for tonight. I'll try to satisfy the requests for 10MP RAW images and HD1080 streaming next time... Lilleput posted:He's obviously making an evening of it Yeah he actually does. Its loving gross. Prince fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Oct 24, 2008 |
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Oct 24, 2008 11:03
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UPDATE He is no longer going at it. I headed out last night so wasn't able to continue the play by play. Seeing this happens on a routine basis, I am taking suggestions on how to gently caress with him next time? Taking the advice from earlier in the thread, I'm thinking about printing out a message, sticking it on the window, and then waiting for his reaction, and whether that makes him stop or just makes him go faster (probably the latter).
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SergeantSnuggle posted:This is the best idea yet. Laser pointers are cheap. Go go go. WEED LORD posted:Yeah, Prince, are you the guy of ZiRC fame?
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jmmtn4aj posted:Over here, same as the Norway post above, if someone can see you wanking without having to intrude on your property, you can be charged with indecent exposure. Hell a guy recently got charged just for walking around in the nude. UPDATE Its a Sunday morning and neighbour is walking around nude on his balcony, in full view of all apartments, including me and my flatmates. I have to go out now, but I have some pics I'll post later
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Elbonio posted:Scenario: I like this idea! I just need to find out his address since he lives in an apartment building. I may have to do some espionage to discover his unit number.. I would welcome ideas for a letter and picture! totosushi posted:Does he know you live there? Otherwise, you could send a copy of the pic of him in said letter Would rather not do this, since he could deduce from the angles which apartment I live in, and then stare at me while masturbating more than he usually does. Anyway, here are the videos from this mornings free and easy stroll around the balcony. Unfortunately I couldn't get any full frontal pics but I did get this vid. I think he spotted me and then got excited all while trying to be secretive http://www.vimeo.com/2069573 password is sa Prince fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Oct 26, 2008 |
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click click posted:OP, everybody either wants you to do the Secret Admirer letter or the laser pointer idea.] I think I have also determined his unit number, so love letters and pizza deliveries are also a possibility. I could also ring his doorbell. (not a euphemism) All will be filmed, of course. McFunkerson posted:Also if you laser pointer him he'll probably notice a bight red light in your window so as soon as he takes notice you should turn it off until he stops looking for you. Elbonio posted:The laser pointer is okay but all that will happen is he'll realise someone is watching him and close his blinds.
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FAG ON THE FORUMS posted:If you have to do just one, do the pizza delivery. I wonder how he'd react?
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sov68n posted:I still think the triple lasers for "OHGOD PREDATOR" action would be funnier. Unless he's never seen the movie or something... OhSnap posted:Okay, but seriously I love the laser idea. I can't wait for a hilarious update.  Incidentally our man of interest does not live alone. I think he times his sessions to coincide with when he knows he will be alone, hence the scheduled friday night marathon. I see his flatmate sitting on the same chair, completely unaware of what takes place on it when he goes out.
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I'm still on this guys, I've been on the lookout all week but he must be saving himself for the Friday 7-11pm time slot. I must admit I had an interesting dream last night. I was delivering on this thread with my video camera but then he saw me and got angry and ran over to my apartment. Somehow he knew exactly which apartment number I was in and he was also a lift mechanic, so he didn't need an access card or anything, he just rode the top of the lift like in Mission Impossible. Then all the walls disappeared and he jumped into the hallway and ran towards my apartment. I was going to call the cops but then I got woken up by my alarm so I don't know how it ends.
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UPDATE Oh Lord, its a saturday night and neighbour is getting down and dirty. It was a little odd but he took the night off on Friday (presumably for Halloween) but he was back with a vengeance tonight. First thing I did was set up my little DSC on a tripod and set it to record. He's been a little bit savvy lately, he no longer leaves the lights on and he seems to be more alert when it comes to movements -- when I closed my blinds to set up the camera he dissappeared. He grew suspicious several times after when he saw he walking over to it, but eventually I just hit record then hid and he started at it after 5 or 10 mins. Then I shone the laser. He jumps up and runs onto his balcony (completely naked, naturally) to try to see who it is. After standing around for a few minutes he goes back inside and gets back to it. He doesn't bother closing the blinds. I did this a few more times with the same effect until eventually he didn't even bother getting up, he just started peering out the window while masturbating. So I go grab my camera which caught all of this... I play it back on the camera and although its dark, you can easily make him out especially when the TV is bright. You can also see the laser. But when I transferred it to my computer it is completely poo poo, and you can't see anything. I tried playing with the levels but it just says everything is black. If I'm going to put this video up I'm gonna need some help from video goons. I did take a picture sequence though -- I wasn't able to coordinate the laser but you can see him peering over to my apartment    I've made a video of the sequence photos (I realise its kind of dark, but its viewable) http://www.vimeo.com/2124379 password is sa again. Prince fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Nov 1, 2008 |
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OH GOD. It gets better. I just talked to my flatmate. He got up at 4:30 this morning to watch the football, and the neighbour was rubbing one out again, and this time with all the lights on. At four thirty in the morning. And another thing, I forgot to mention that last night there was a camera flash -- I wasn't looking or recording at the time but the angle at which it hit my wall would indicate it came from his apartment. ExplodingSquid posted:Where did you shine the laser to get his attention? ixpfah posted:I think he's on to you. Or this is his homo way of flirting, since he keeps staring at you all the time.
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Here is a gif for everyones enjoyment
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MINI UPDATE I was just walking back from the gym and I saw my neighbour outside his natural habitat (that is, I saw him clothed and outside). He was just walking out the doors of his building. Judging by his fluro pink t-shirt and the fact that our apartment buildings are both adjacent to a predominantly gay area, you could probably say with some certainty that he is, in fact, gay. xynder posted:1. In a restroom, bathroom, locker room, bedroom or other location where the person has a reasonable expectation of privacy and the person is urinating, defecating, dressing, undressing, nude or involved in sexual intercourse or sexual contact.
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Mayor Poopenmeyer posted:Do you get an error about a codec? If it's completely black it could be in some strange format. Download VLC and get transcoding! Then we can all watch. I put the video into VirtualDub and played with the levels but ultimately it just shows the frames as being dead black (ie, #000000) except for reflection I mentioned above. I can only imagine the camera has a different filter/decoder but that doesn't make sense if its MPEG2 format...
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Well I just saw neighbour having himself a pleasant naked lunch on his balcony. Couldn't get any snaps so apologies in advance for all you goons waiting on picture updates. But good news -- I've discovered I can adjust the exposure in the movie settings I should be able to get a decent video with lasering next time.
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GordonGecko posted:Next: OP WILL need to launch a massive fund raiser withing the SA community because,... he will need to invest in some loving professional equipment...hell, his living room needs a sound studio, video editing room (3 guys sitting there just to filter any particle that separates us from the quality we deserve) Plasma1010 posted:Or were you using a digital camera to take video? Can you e-mail me what you uploaded ?
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GordonGecko posted:Today is FRIDAY folks. Fridays are his favorite days. Something should happen today, goddamit.... Sorry chaps, nothing to report. I can confirm, however, that it appears he lives with a single male flatmate, and the schedule we are now so familiar with is probably based around times when that flatmate is guaranteed to be out of the house.
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UPDATE I know some of you thought this thread was dead. Actually our neighbour has been lying low. VERY low. I haven't seen him "out and about" for quite some time... I honestly thought he had changed; he even had a lady friend over the other week.  I was honestly surprised... but then there was what happened tonight which changed all that.  If you need help decoding it, then its something like this:  I wonder what he is watching? http://www.vimeo.com/2331340 password = sa Initially he had the blinds pulled down for privacy:  But before long he opened them up so we could have a proper photo:
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McFunkerson posted:It looks to me like that's a vagina with a dildo on his large TV... is that correct? McFunkerson posted:I think it's funny that he had a lady friend over and as soon as she's gone he starts jerking it. Nasty Kerm posted: tuyop posted:I think the neighbor now depends on the OP's voyeurism to get off. It's kind of cute really.  Jaur posted:Can I get this in 1600x1200 or bigger?
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I Are Internet posted:This is really hosed up man. I feel that it's gona be looking at me through the window while i sleep.   And here is the wallpaper size for those who want it! Its pretty noisy so I won't bother with the original 8MP size.  Click here for the full 2000x1500 image.
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bar88537 posted:So have any of the pics or vids actually shown his member? I heard a lot of conjecture about the size of the meat but no actual evidence of it. Prince, what are we looking at here? Plasma1010 posted:This is what I see ...  
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Oh great. Who's looking forward to the Christmas Special?
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...jesus christ. So yesterday I got back from a 10 day holiday, I had a day off before I went back to work so I went to the beach. When I got back home I had a shower, wrapped a towel around my waist and sat down at my computer and caught up on emails. What I didn't know was that I was being watched. A few minutes later, as I got up from the chair I glanced out the window and locked eyes with you-know-who, completely naked on his balcony in the hot midday sun, his familiar purposeful strokes... I didn't do anything other than pull the blinds, and he then went inside... but I have resolved to call him on it next time. Stay tuned goons, I promise this will result in a satisfactory conclusion.
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I don't think you guys understand the problem. Trying to scare him off my jerking off or staring at him is only going to give him more enjoyment, let alone blasting him with a supersoaker filled with yoghurt (or similar). Even acknowlodging him in the manner I am suggesting is probably going to provide him wank material for the next 3 months.Onkel Hedwig posted:Did you have some kind of cease-fire-agreement in december and january? If so, why this sudden violation? No idea, its just been quiet lately. Sure, he wanders around the balcony in his briefs every second day, but there haven't been many special nights as we saw last year.
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UPDATE Lasers! 
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Onkel Hedwig posted:Is he really jerking it here? Because there's a white patch on his hip when he stands up. Looks like he's wearing briefs. You're right, I don't think he was actually jerking it at the time. It appears as though he is wearing a jock strap   And if any of your were wondering about the end of that gif -- he basically went out on his balcony and just stood there for about 15 minutes, trying to see who shone the laser.
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Big City Drinkin posted:He's looking at the flyer. And he is burning it. Can't you see the flames?
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 \/\/\/ yeah, its tape. Prince fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Feb 9, 2009 |
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Haha neighbour and his housemate are acting pretty weird right now. I've never seen them so intensely involved in conversation before. Interestingly they have kept their blinds up. Anyway I just wanted to show you all how to make a dart:      ...hell, I mays as well go all out. What should I write on it? Prince fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Feb 9, 2009 |
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Hi guys, I'm still here. I'm thinking about the next step. Maybe another poster tonight? I'm not sure yet. The dart is ready to go as a backup option. dakpowers posted:I'm so glad I checked GBS today. Also, what email address did you put on the flyers? spanky the dolphin posted:http://tinyurl.com/howdyneighbour Akur0 posted:who knows OP probally helped out the poor bastard.
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OMG you're that fapping dude!
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What are you doing tonight?
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Big City Drinkin posted:Those helicopters are hard to fly and OP would probably crash it if he doesn't have experience with them. Thought I'd mention that before everyone gets too excited. Only a genius would be able to master the controls and then have the foresight to practise inside first. 
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