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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


kastein posted:

I dunno. Are we talking mass, displacement, or power? Because I think I've probably got the "heaviest engine" covered (1800lbs) but it aint impressing anyone at 7.8L and 190hp.

Was this engine designed and built as a 'gently caress you' to the environment? It seems like it exists simply to turn petrol into exhaust fumes and little more... 7.8? Haha, wow.

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Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Ether Frenzy posted:

Let's change the parameter to 'most horsepower from smallest displacement/weight'

3999 CC, 420hp, 202kg.
BMW S65.
Huh, the V10 only weighs 30lbs more than the S65.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Ether Frenzy posted:

Let's change the parameter to 'most horsepower from smallest displacement/weight'

3999 CC, 420hp, 202kg.
BMW S65.

Ok!

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Raluek posted:

I'm on engine #5 in my Impala.

Then depending on how that thread plays out, I'm either wrong or very wrong. :golfclap:

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Post the full version

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
You mean the pdf?

http://f80.bimmerpost.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1066696&d=1406475520

E: ah ha! I had to notice you didn't quote the picture. Sneaky, yet satisfying.

PenisMonkey fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jun 29, 2016

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Ether Frenzy posted:

Let's change the parameter to 'most horsepower from smallest displacement/weight'

3999 CC, 420hp, 202kg.
BMW S65.

675cc, 123HP, 131lb.

2008 Triumph Daytona 675 :)

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

88h88 posted:

Was this engine designed and built as a 'gently caress you' to the environment? It seems like it exists simply to turn petrol into exhaust fumes and little more... 7.8? Haha, wow.

Mostly it was a 40s/50s engine design intended to be bulletproof and run on anything, as a result it makes 190hp and 425 ft-lbs (iirc) out of 7.8L displacement in 1800lbs of unmotivated cast iron with a 22:1 compression ratio AND a turbo, redlines at 2600rpm (2400rpm if you want to not toss a rod after a few hundred/thousand hours), gets 4.5mpg whether you are loading it down or not, and leaks everywhere.

It's a piece of garbage and I can't wait to replace 1800lbs/190hp/425 ft-lbs/7.8L/4.5mpg/2600rpm with 1000lbs/215hp/440 ft-lbs/5.9L/15+mpg/3000rpm (cummins 12 valve 6BT swap), then turn it up to 300hp and a bit more torque with almost no modification required to the new engine. Hopefully I can sell the old engine to someone for as much as the new one costs.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

kastein posted:

Mostly it was a 40s/50s engine design intended to be bulletproof and run on anything, as a result it makes 190hp and 425 ft-lbs (iirc) out of 7.8L displacement in 1800lbs of unmotivated cast iron with a 22:1 compression ratio AND a turbo, redlines at 2600rpm (2400rpm if you want to not toss a rod after a few hundred/thousand hours), gets 4.5mpg whether you are loading it down or not, and leaks everywhere.

It's a piece of garbage and I can't wait to replace 1800lbs/190hp/425 ft-lbs/7.8L/4.5mpg/2600rpm with 1000lbs/215hp/440 ft-lbs/5.9L/15+mpg/3000rpm (cummins 12 valve 6BT swap), then turn it up to 300hp and a bit more torque with almost no modification required to the new engine. Hopefully I can sell the old engine to someone for as much as the new one costs.

Is there any kind of computer jiggery-pokery in that truck or is it analog to the bone?

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I miss my S65 :(

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

El Scotch posted:

Is there any kind of computer jiggery-pokery in that truck or is it analog to the bone?

Computer? :lol:

Mechanically injected compression ignition engine, manual transmission, manual transfer case. Cable driven speedo and tach. The most electrically advanced things in it are the ignitor module for the intake flame heater and the low air pressure warning buzzer, I think.

It's also my most-broken vehicle. Hasn't run since... 2013? 2014? I actually can't remember.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

I had a hunch as much.

Well, without the computer less to go wrong! :v:

Tamir Lenk
Nov 25, 2009

Ether Frenzy posted:

Let's change the parameter to 'most horsepower from smallest displacement/weight'

3999 CC, 420hp, 202kg.
BMW S65.

1275cc, 80-85hp, 645kg (car, not just engine)

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014
IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

Ether Frenzy posted:

Let's change the parameter to 'most horsepower from smallest displacement/weight'

3999 CC, 420hp, 202kg.
BMW S65.

125cc, 28hp, 12kg :colbert:

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

El Scotch posted:

I had a hunch as much.

Well, without the computer less to go wrong! :v:

I mean, the head gaskets have gone twice in under 5k, but once was due to an extreme overheat and the other was because some retard trusted the army maint manual's head gasket procedure. It actually had fine HGs still, they just didn't have the oil passage crush washers in them to keep oil going to the heads instead of blasting out through the side of the head gasket and soaking the engine bay, which it promptly did.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


7536cc, 220hp, 296kg, Come at me.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe


BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN loving SLOW.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

cursedshitbox posted:



BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN loving SLOW.

I kind of expected there to be a mural on the side by now.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Rhyno posted:

I kind of expected there to be a mural on the side by now.

Its not that kinda bus project :v:

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

...

Krakkles fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Mar 15, 2022

sc0tty
Jan 8, 2005

too kewell for school..


Had it for just over a month now, and it's great fun! First time driving manual so slow going at the moment but it's a blast.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

kastein posted:

Mostly it was a 40s/50s engine design intended to be bulletproof and run on anything, as a result it makes 190hp and 425 ft-lbs (iirc) out of 7.8L displacement in 1800lbs of unmotivated cast iron with a 22:1 compression ratio AND a turbo, redlines at 2600rpm (2400rpm if you want to not toss a rod after a few hundred/thousand hours), gets 4.5mpg whether you are loading it down or not, and leaks everywhere.

It's a piece of garbage and I can't wait to replace 1800lbs/190hp/425 ft-lbs/7.8L/4.5mpg/2600rpm with 1000lbs/215hp/440 ft-lbs/5.9L/15+mpg/3000rpm (cummins 12 valve 6BT swap), then turn it up to 300hp and a bit more torque with almost no modification required to the new engine. Hopefully I can sell the old engine to someone for as much as the new one costs.

Not gaining much power but drat that fuel economy is going to jump.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
The stock 12 valve 6BT power/torque numbers aren't much of a gain over the LDS-465-1A, granted, but as I threw in right after that, allegedly you can turn one up to 300hp basically without upgrading anything. I've not verified this and the diesel forums I keep ending up on while researching it are a loving cesspit of stupid redneckery, but just the fuel economy, weight, and reliability are worth it for me. I no longer trust my stock engine. Oh, also, the increased redline is totally worth it, just dropping a 6BT in will make my gear limited top speed 60mph instead of 52. Add the 46" tires and it's capable of sustaining 65mph, add the overdrive transmission I got for it forever ago and it should do 84, which is loving terrifying and mostly just means I'll be able to loaf along at 65 without redlining the engine all the time.

I really should take a new fleet photo sometime... this one is very seriously outdated.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The thought of doing 80mph in a 5ton or deuce and a half makes all of my self preservation instincts stand up straight and look around, concerned.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I washed both cars on this very hot day. Working on the interiors.



The wheels are actually black and not made out of brake dust.



Danke, Kevin!!



Did I mention it's hot today?

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Lol washing your performance CUV so that your wife can drive in ECO mode to hot yoga.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I wish she did yoga. Or anything that burns more calories than watching tv.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Once you're done using up those OEM Conti's, get some Michelin PSS's. Major front end grip upgrade (at least on mine they were), and they look cooler on the wheel as well.



In fact, go do a burnout for about 20 minutes now to hasten this process, you've got the torque!

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Ether Frenzy posted:

Once you're done using up those OEM Conti's, get some Michelin PSS's. Major front end grip upgrade (at least on mine they were), and they look cooler on the wheel as well.



In fact, go do a burnout for about 20 minutes now to hasten this process, you've got the torque!

But the car isn't front wheel drive!

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I forgot you don't have mountains and curvy roads there in Orthogonalistan. :(

Imagine if you will, a situation where aggressive application of 'steering input' results in the front end of the car needing to make an abrupt direction change and relies considerably on the front right or left tire's ability to bite without losing adhesion with the road surface in a lateral fashion. It's pretty fun!



E: Brake dust!!!

Ether Frenzy fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Jul 2, 2016

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
We do have Road Atlanta!

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

MetaJew posted:

Lol washing your performance CUV so that your wife can drive in ECO mode to hot yoga.

Cu​ck utility vehicle?


my wife drives an X3

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Please go run Road Atlanta, one of my favorite tracks. Would like to see/hear some video.

I ought to get my act together and get to Laguna Seca for same.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Ether Frenzy posted:

Please go run Road Atlanta, one of my favorite tracks. Would like to see/hear some video.

I ought to get my act together and get to Laguna Seca for same.

I have. Thought I posted a lap. This was before my GoPro so it's just my dash cam which means lots of wind noise and the audio isn't synced because gently caress SD cards.

https://youtu.be/1PfG5HcjMEc

https://youtu.be/g-pixzhheU8

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Nice. If you did post before, I missed those, looks pretty awesome. Chevy products beware.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

PenisMonkey posted:

I wish she did yoga. Or anything that burns more calories than watching tv.

You know the drill:
Delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym.

Jealous Cow posted:

Cu​ck utility vehicle?


my wife drives an X3

Cute Utility Vehicle (In your case the X1, I guess).

bandman
Mar 17, 2008

PenisMonkey posted:

We do have Road Atlanta!

We also have AMP, and a shitload of awesome roads in the mountains.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Yeah, I used to do mountain runs on the motorcycle but doesn't seem like I'd get the same enjoyment in a car. I liked the really twisty curves but they're really sharp. Perhaps I'll head up there and just do the quicker roads.

E: might as well post some past vehicles.





PenisMonkey fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jul 3, 2016

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

PenisMonkey posted:

Yeah, I used to do mountain runs on the motorcycle but doesn't seem like I'd get the same enjoyment in a car. I liked the really twisty curves but they're really sharp. Perhaps I'll head up there and just do the quicker roads.

E: might as well post some past vehicles.







You've come a long way baby.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Cars we used to own?















Missing pictures of a few Escorts and the Jeeps.

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