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Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

EDIT: BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY BUSEY (See Page 2+)

In before "BUT CELEBRITIES ARE ORDINARY!"

The theme is simple: Photoshop celebrities onto the bodies of normal folk and into situations that you might find on their myspace or facebook if they were never famous. Here's a few starters I made:

Angelina from accounting at the holiday christmas party.

Scarlett and Britney at the Class of '01 reunion.

Lindsay and her new boyfriend at grandma's easter lunch.

BONUS TIP: Extra added compression adds a sense of "ordinary" to the pics.

Now you go!

Paradox86 fucked around with this message at Jan 06, 2009 around 03:16

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Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

Edit: This thread is now about GARY BUSEY.

Paradox86 fucked around with this message at Jan 03, 2009 around 11:44

# ? Jan 02, 2009 04:42

blaitarch: Nov 19, 2002

My suggestion - Ron Jeremy with a normal sized penis

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:05

Fitzy Fitz: May 14, 2005; Dynomite

i'm here to make your day

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:07

one trick pony: Oct 30, 2005

Paradox86 posted:

Angelina from accounting at the holiday christmas party.

This looks like the opening scene of a porno ...

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:18

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

one trick pony posted:

This looks like the opening scene of a porno ...

drat right. An awesome porno.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:36

Innocent Bones: Nov 13, 2007; There's a big pile of innocent bones still holding up the garden wall

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:37

truther: Oct 22, 2008

Doubt you can make him look ordinary

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:41

Hoestvind: May 17, 2008; ..Satan

Innocent Bones posted:

This is fantastic.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:49

Mr. Awesome: Feb 25, 2003

Innocent Bones posted:

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:51

Rotten Ass Joe: Apr 06, 2005; Super Pug away! Wooooooosh!

Mr. Awesome posted:

Well thats just great.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 05:52

Egad!: Feb 20, 2006; Rock on little pink penguin, rock on.

Mr. Awesome posted:

I just had a lovely hour and this made me laugh even while I was crying my face off. Thank you <3

# ? Jan 02, 2009 06:07

Optimus Prime Ribs: Jul 25, 2007; I'm a skeleton.
I wear armour.
I breathe fire.

Mr. Awesome posted:

This thread was rather dull until I came across this. Kudos, goon sir.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 06:14

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

George, Brad, and I actually managed to make Sarah Jessica Parker look attractive.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 06:31

An Alright Guy: Nov 11, 2007; The playoffs work the same way

This thread is now about Gary Busey or Nick Nolte or whoever the gently caress that is...

# ? Jan 02, 2009 06:41

lagomorph: Sep 15, 2007; muffin tops are sexy

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

# ? Jan 02, 2009 06:45

ursweety: Feb 27, 2006; snookums

Innocent Bones posted:

sweet jesus this is wonderful

# ? Jan 02, 2009 07:06

Maide: Aug 21, 2008; I'd prefer not to have my brain addled by your mutterings

An Alright Guy posted:

This thread is now about Gary Busey or Nick Nolte or whoever the gently caress that is...

It's Gary Busey.

Edit: and he apparently approves.

Click here for the full 560x800 image.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 07:10

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

Hahaha, perfect.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 07:20

Lenny Nero: Apr 14, 2007; I'm the magic man...The Santa Claus of the subconscious

Paradox86 posted:

George, Brad, and I actually managed to make Sarah Jessica Parker look attractive.

george no!!! I thought you lost all of the Syriana weight

# ? Jan 02, 2009 07:25

Millie: Apr 09, 2005; expressway to yr skull

LETS. GET. BUSEY.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 08:12

slowdave: Jun 18, 2008; The say the mind bends and twists in order to deal with the horrors of life...I guess mine bent so much, it snapped in two...

lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

That's incredible.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 08:23

Mozzie: Oct 26, 2007

I know someone who worked on a film with Busey; he was a hellish monster. One a particular day near the end of his scenes he wasted several hours watching a football game and refused to get out of his trailer. When he finally got out the director flipped his poo poo, chewed Busey out in front of the whole crew for wasting there time and had him apologise to everyone on set. The director then told Busey to go back to his trailer and that his scene was simply going to be cut and that his contract was completed.

After Busey walked out of the set the producer came down and fired the director on the spot. Due to some unrelated drama with pay the most of the camera crew walked off the next day, so the story ends there.

Lesson of the story: Busey always gets his.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 08:31

Brick Hardmeat: May 16, 2005

Mozzie posted:

Lesson of the story: Busey always gets his.

Goddammit, 8 million reality TV shows about celebrities I've never heard of and they can't give one to Gary Busey (again)?

# ? Jan 02, 2009 08:35

Vargo: Dec 27, 2008

lagomorph posted:

Sean Penn had a very lonely birthday this year

I love this. Bravo, sir. I am making this into an invitation to my next birthday.

"Don't make Vargo be like Sean Penn. Come drink with him on his 21st!"

# ? Jan 02, 2009 09:04

xelfer: Nov 27, 2007; What's new, Buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah

# ? Jan 02, 2009 11:12

On Terra Firma: Feb 12, 2008; "I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from virtue comes money and every other good of man, public as well as private."

Can we just make this thread about Gary Busey now?

# ? Jan 02, 2009 11:18

Coleridge49: May 08, 2007

On Terra Firma posted:

Can we just make this thread about Gary Busey now?

Pretty sure that's what's going to happen now

Anyway, Gary was at a party of mine, I have the pic to prove it too.

See

# ? Jan 02, 2009 12:11

Cakebaker: Jul 23, 2007; Wanna buy some cake?

Those aren't ordinary people, those are fat people with lovely posture and no fashion sense. Although I guess nowadays that's the same thing.

Then again, one can always count on Busey to save a lovely thread!

# ? Jan 02, 2009 12:13

TheJoker138: Jan 01, 2008; The Clown Prince Of Crime

Coleridge49 posted:

Pretty sure that's what's going to happen now

Anyway, Gary was at a party of mine, I have the pic to prove it too.

See

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 12:18

ExplodingSquid: Aug 11, 2008; What... The... Fuck...

Gary Busey thread...awesome. I was just reading over the Wom thread today...wonder how far this one will get.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 12:22

Coleridge49: May 08, 2007

TheJoker138 posted:

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

Are you calling me a liar?

# ? Jan 02, 2009 12:24

Millie: Apr 09, 2005; expressway to yr skull

TheJoker138 posted:

That photo is obviously doctored, as everyone knows Busey would never use a gun that small.

Busey doesn't even need a gun.

He'll just rip out your endocrine system with his bare hands.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:01

The Mechanical Hand: May 21, 2007; as this blessed evening falls don't forget the alcohol

I am very happy that this quickly turned into "Photoshop Gary Busey into every situation." loving whack job.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:05

Metanaut: Oct 09, 2006; Look what I got.

xelfer posted:

What's new, buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:05

Paradox86: Apr 30, 2005; It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.

Metanaut posted:

What's new, buseycat? woa-aah, woa-aah, woa-aah

I am loving dying right now.

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:12

gunblade: Sep 01, 2008

Gary Busey is scary

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:20

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; It's so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain.

xelfer posted:

That is fantastically horrifying. Where's my gun?

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:25

Moot1234: Jul 02, 2008; Ridiculously long lasting flavor.

Millie posted:

LETS. GET. BUSEY.

Jesus Christ that's beautiful!

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:25

Man_alive: May 06, 2007; <Insert Witty Phrase Here>

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > PHOTOSHOP: Make Make Gary Busey even more awesome!

On a related note, I am very interested to see where this thread goes...

# ? Jan 02, 2009 13:26

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