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Her Manichean views on homosexuality is pretty awesome, not-so-cryptic hate speech. Even the Sarah Palins of the world at least pay lip service to the idea that they aren't anti-gay but are rather just pro-traditional family values or whatev (HERITAGE NOT HATE). http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1008050/replies?c=15 quote:Homosexuality is damaging to society. Over Memorial Day weekend, here in Chicago, the International Mr. Leather event returned. First-hand accounts of hotel workers who were molested, security guards who resigned over fondling, as well as the inability to be allowed to keep order, and the city police who looked the other way while the most disgusting displays of ingestion, consumption, expulsion and any other bodily functions took place in public rooms should settle this issue. CHICAGO LADY WHAT A LADY
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I honestly believe that a good percentage of evangelicals, should they actually read the bible, would be like "holy poo poo what the gently caress is this" slavery, condoned stoning of everyone, god-willed rape and slaughter of innocent people, etc
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2nd Amend. Jesus posted:I honestly believe that a good percentage of evangelicals, should they actually read the bible, would be like "holy poo poo what the gently caress is this" Maybe they'd be surprised by parts of the new testament, but the old? They'd be down with a hell of a lot of it, especially since the bible says it. No more reason to hide what they believed went against the bible.
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2nd Amend. Jesus posted:I honestly believe that a good percentage of evangelicals, should they actually read the bible, would be like "holy poo poo what the gently caress is this" there is only one passage where jesus even mentions "sexual immorality," and even then I'm pretty sure he's talking about adultery. all the gay poo poo is paul's fault
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Toad on a Hat posted:there is only one passage where jesus even mentions "sexual immorality," and even then I'm pretty sure he's talking about adultery. all the gay poo poo is paul's fault there's the leviticus bit with the "don't eat pork, don't lay with a man as you lay with a woman, don't eat seafood" but gently caress the old testament
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Toad on a Hat posted:there is only one passage where jesus even mentions "sexual immorality," and even then I'm pretty sure he's talking about adultery. all the gay poo poo is paul's fault we should come to a compromise about teaching religion in school. we will teach it, but alongside a secular history of why what is believed is believed. "yeah it's all pretty much power plays and not rooted in any sort of spirituality whatsoever"
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more falafel please posted:there's the leviticus bit with the "don't eat pork, don't lay with a man as you lay with a woman, don't eat seafood" that's old testament, which was kinda negated by jesus saying "yo old laws ain't worth poo poo"
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Toad on a Hat posted:that's old testament, which was kinda negated by jesus saying "yo old laws ain't worth poo poo"
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POTUShead posted:I had insomnia and no one else did it yet: http://rosannapulidoisafreeper.wordpress.com you guys are sending this out, right? Get this to the bloggers, it gets picked up by memorandum, it maybe makes the mainstream press... The more of us that send it the more they'll pay attention.
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Toad on a Hat posted:that's old testament, which was kinda negated by jesus saying "yo old laws ain't worth poo poo" hmm well better kill the gays then
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Mar 11, 2009 02:37
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Toad on a Hat posted:that's old testament, which was kinda negated by jesus saying "yo old laws ain't worth poo poo" No, see, Paul wrote a letter and thus Jesus hates gays again.
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Mar 11, 2009 09:02
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Tars Tarkas posted:No, see, Paul wrote a letter and thus Jesus hates gays again. Its a shame, clean him up and shave him down, and he'd probably make a cute twink, and handy at parties. I'm going to hell for that thought, yet it still works for me.
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Toad on a Hat posted:that's old testament, which was kinda negated by jesus saying "yo old laws ain't worth poo poo" too bad jesus also said "all the old laws still stand" for some good 'ole fashion contradictin' basically the bible is the ultimate in trolling
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Mar 11, 2009 10:25
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Toad on a Hat posted:that's old testament, which was kinda negated by jesus saying "yo old laws ain't worth poo poo" http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/otlaw.html
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the other day i was reading up a ton on the "real" jesus on wikipedia. it's kinda neat what they determine to be authentic parables and events. REAL jesus was anti-state and pro-redistribution of wealth, the contradictory stuff was added by later assholes
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G. Hosafat posted:the other day i was reading up a ton on the "real" jesus on wikipedia. it's kinda neat what they determine to be authentic parables and events. REAL jesus was anti-state and pro-redistribution of wealth, the contradictory stuff was added by later assholes in the bible jesus says at least twice that all his followers should sell off all their stuff and give all the money to the poor but no wait gently caress you i got mine
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Chocolate America posted:in the bible jesus says at least twice that all his followers should sell off all their stuff and give all the money to the poor And because of that we got Name of the Rose! Yay Umberto!
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ChlamydiaJones posted:And because of that we got Name of the Rose! Yay Umberto! Is that book any good? I was going to read it a while ago but ended up skipping it for lighter reading.
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Focus on the human being posted:Is that book any good? I was going to read it a while ago but ended up skipping it for lighter reading. Yes. There are parts that can be hard to trudge through if you are in a mood for lighter stuff, but the pay-off is so worth it.
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Azram Legion posted:I'm going to hell for that thought, yet it still works for me. no youre not
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Knockknees posted:Yes. There are parts that can be hard to trudge through if you are in a mood for lighter stuff, but the pay-off is so worth it. The film adaptation was pretty good too 
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Tars Tarkas posted:No, see, Paul wrote a letter and thus Jesus hates gays again. paul is the reason christianity believes what it does and it pisses me off because he takes everything and adds an old testament flavor to it 2nd Amend. Jesus posted:too bad jesus also said "all the old laws still stand" for some good 'ole fashion contradictin' i love that kreider image of "Jesus vs. JEEZUS" - that's what this reminded me of
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Toad on a Hat posted:paul is the reason christianity believes what it does and it pisses me off because he takes everything and adds an old testament flavor to it paul was a sleeper agent jew who infiltrated christianity and ruined it  troll of the ages
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Toad on a Hat posted:paul is the reason christianity believes what it does and it pisses me off because he takes everything and adds an old testament flavor to it the only paul passage i can think that i like is the wedding reading from 1 corinthians he's basically a complete dick for the rest of his letters
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majestic12 posted:The film adaptation was pretty good too It left out all kinds of great sub plots and history. That said; the book didn't have nude Valentina Vargas....
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I just dont understand why you guys are still chatting about the bible when you could be brainstorming people to send this stuff to. COME ON
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Knockknees posted:Yes. There are parts that can be hard to trudge through if you are in a mood for lighter stuff, but the pay-off is so worth it. Eco in a nutshell. It's a very good book if you've bookish enough tendencies. Don't forget Foucault's Pendulum, either, which is kind of like a cautionary tale about trolling freep too hard.
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Pulido's campaign manager or possibly lawyer or possibly Pulido herself using an assumed yahoo email address (only the pros have yahoo addresses) has threatened me with a lawsuit woot
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nigga plz posted:Pulido's campaign manager or possibly lawyer or possibly Pulido herself using an assumed yahoo email address (only the pros have yahoo addresses) has threatened me with a lawsuit woot hahaha post it
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nigga plz posted:Pulido's campaign manager or possibly lawyer or possibly Pulido herself using an assumed yahoo email address (only the pros have yahoo addresses) has threatened me with a lawsuit woot does it accuse you of libel and slander simultaneously? that's the mark of a truly formidable legal threat.
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nigga plz posted:Pulido's campaign manager or possibly lawyer or possibly Pulido herself using an assumed yahoo email address (only the pros have yahoo addresses) has threatened me with a lawsuit woot post it e: i work at a lawfirm, i'll draft a counter-claim after you post it
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Oldbill posted:does it accuse you of libel and slander simultaneously? that's the mark of a truly formidable legal threat. no it accuses me of "threatening a candidate for the united states congress" for calling her fat and telling her to enjoy her landslide defeat so it's even more formidable!!!
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yes i'm going to believe this humorous twist without any evidence
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Stymie posted:yes i'm going to believe this humorous twist without any evidence the magic of faith 
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nigga plz posted:Pulido's campaign manager or possibly lawyer or possibly Pulido herself using an assumed yahoo email address (only the pros have yahoo addresses) has threatened me with a lawsuit woot haha word post it
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Post the drat email already!
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Tars Tarkas posted:Post the drat email already! be patient he's typing it up 
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i had to format it you fags!!!!! thunderbird sucks for c/ping emails okay i realize like none of this is funny at all but i'm still getting sued for calling a homophobic racist who thinks hispanic people are the new KKK "fat". see you guys after my 12 year stint in gitmo b/c i am pretty sure i'm an enemy combatant now. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- From: W. Buford McGoo <wmcgoo@yahoo.com> To: <occupyjapan@somethingawful.com> Subject: this is something of a problem. Please Respond. Have some time on your hands, do you? Are you aware it's a federal crime to send threats to someone running for a Congress?? Just curious. The following message came from your domain. On Wed, 3/11/09 <occupyjapan@somethingawful.com> wrote: From: <occupyjapan@somethingawful.com> Subject: Question about your election To: aimfire2000@yahoo.com Date: Wednesday, March 11, 2009, 2:15 PM I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR LANDSLIDE DEFEAT YOU FAT BITCH HAAHAHA --------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: <occupyjapan@somethingawful.com> To: W. Buford McGoo <wmcgoo@yahoo.com> Subject: re: this is something of a problem. Please inform me exactly how "fat bitch" is a threat, unless you are implying I was threatening to make her a fat bitch, in which case I'm afraid someone already beat me to it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: <occupyjapan@somethingawful.com> To: W. Buford McGoo <wmcgoo@yahoo.com> Subject: re: this is something of a problem. Oh, and can you tell Mrs. Pulido that she should really consider not doing at least one of the following: running for Congress, posting racist/homophobic stuff (hereafter referred to as "The Republican Platform") on Freep, and slathering her Yahoo email address all over the web. I am not an obviously high paid and well-educated professional such as yourself, but even I can see that posting what 90% of the population (the remaining 10% hereafter referred to as "The Republican base from your deep blue district") considers hate speech on a far-right website isn't really conductive to "winning" a "campaign". I'm sure you recognize this too, but then again, you also think gay people are infested with demons and Jesus wants us to own guns and hassle Mexicans and calling someone who is objectively fat and objectively a bitch "fat bitch" via her publicly available email address from her profile on Freep is "a threat", so honestly Mr. McGooooooooo I am not sure what you think. You are clearly a maverick, sir! Mr. McGoooo, perhaps I was too hasty in writing off your candidate's chances and resorting to mocking her terrible ideas and opinions. Perhaps we can turn this thing around and show those DUMBYcrats who's boss. Sir, I offer my help to Mrs. Puldio, free of charge. Secretly, I'm a bit of a conservative too. I love telling poor brown people what to do with their lives. I would absolutely love to see Mrs. Pulido's Illinois Minuteman Project take life, because I am deeply concerned with the border that Illinois shares with Mexico. I get hard thinking about trickle-down economics. Please inform Mrs. Puldio that this is my official application to be her senior strategist. I will require a 100k a year salary (which will be spent on bibles, guns, and bibles shaped like guns) and a company car. Preferably something with a large rear bumper so I can slather it with stickers ranging from "Even on drugs, Rush is Right" and "Obama is an rear end in a top hat". The last one is particularly funny because both the O's in Obama and rear end in a top hat are made to look like Obama's campaign logo. Also, please make sure that the car comes with enough "Support Our Troops" ribbons to completely block out the rear window. I don't really care what make or model the car is, but the SUVier, the better. Preferably something that gets around 15 mpg highway and 17 mpg city. Maybe a gun rack, too. Oh, who am I kidding. I realize Mrs. Puldio can't afford things like this, what with her obvious 6 Baconator-a-day diet, so really, I won't be picky here. Thank you for your time and consideration and I look forward to taking the helm of Mrs. Puldio's campaign and turning the crushing, humiliating landslide defeat she's going to suffer into slightly less of a crushing, humiliating landslide defeat. We can do this, McGoo. Let's take back America because this is ARE country not some Socialist Hellhole that the Democrat Party wants to turn it into! This is 'merica, and the LIEberals will have to pry it, in the words of that guy from Planet of the Apes, /"From my cold, dead hands."/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: W. Buford McGoo <wmcgoo@yahoo.com> To: <occupyjapan@somethingawful.com> Subject: re: this is something of a problem. It's "harassment" under Illinois Criminal law. You're in Missouri ((((no, I'm in Illinois; apparently Mr. McGoo thinks I *AM* Something Awful))). You care about this election why? (besides the obvious mental disability I mean.) Do you just send random hate mail before going to bed at night because you think of things that anger you and you need to get them off your 9 year old chest? Please help me understand how or why, an obviously mentally challenged person such as yourself, conjures up these cheesy, right out out the LEFT wing diatribes and sends them to someone running in a campaign 500 miles away from them. Have a great day and please don't kick any cats today. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: <occupyjapan@somethingawful.com> To: W. Buford McGoo <wmcgoo@yahoo.com> Subject: re: this is something of a problem. Mr. Mcgoo, I'm very hurt by your comments. As the party of Jesus, you should really choose your words with more caution for we are all His flock and He loves us all, including ridiculous right wing wingnuts such as yourself and Mrs. Pulido. Secondly, I may not be a professor of Internet Law with a minor in Calling People Names Is Illegal, but I'm pretty sure that making her email address publicly available on a public website and then getting her poor widdle feelings hurt when someone called her a mean name on the internet in a one off email doesn't constitute threatening... I mean, harassment. But then, what do I know. You apparently think you have such an open and shut case of threatening... I mean harassing that you, yourself, have resorted to the same sort of name-calling I did in which case I AM SO SUING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is, of course, neither here nor there as I am not entirely convinced Mrs. Puldio is a valid US citizen (she hasn't posted her birth certificate online and even if she has, trust me, I'll have some ridiculous conspiracy theory cooked up so that I don't have to acknowledge it) and can't run for office anyway. I am not sure US Internet Insult Harassment Law covers illegal immigrants, especially radical muslims. Mrs. Puldio, of course, hasn't denied being a radical muslim. Wait, are hispanic people muslims? I forget. As a registered Republican, all brown people look the same to me and my non-existent intellectual curiosity leaves me with no idea what religion hispanic people follow. All I know is that the terrists hated us for our freedom and they were muslim and they didn't post their birth certificates online before they did 9/11 so honestly I think Mrs. Puldio has a lot to answer for regardless. Puldio sounds like a pretty muslim islamofascist name, now that I think of it. Goodbye my friend! Feel free to write back because I am enjoying our conversation more than a Republican enjoys voting against his own interests, which as you very well know is a LOT! Kicking cats for Jesus and Reagan, Me. P.S. Does Mrs. Pulido believe that dinosaurs and people lived together in the Garden of Eden? If so, I would like to amend my previous email to "FAT DUMB BITCH". Thank you! P.P.S. Looking forward to the federal... I mean civil lawsuit for threaten... I mean, harassment! I, too, agree that Freedom of Speech only protects speech that you want to hear especially when you post your TOP SECRET CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE Yahoo Address on your stupid Freep profile and invite people to contact you while posting about gay people being fudgepackers.
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