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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Dr Snofeld posted:



The gooniest cat.

Hahaha, wanna squeeze that cat.

My douchenozzle of a cat, Gary. He's probably looking for a place to pee as he won't use his litter box more than once without me cleaning it.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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muscles like this? posted:

Man, you don't want a talking cat. Or at least a cat that THINKS it can talk. One of my cats seems to think I can understand her considering how often she'll just come up to me and start making noise.

My dumbass Gary does this too and it's the best thing. He even responds when I talk back. When he comes up to me and cries I say "What's the matter?" and he'll respond in a different tone and noise. He's so dumb but I love him to bits.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Purple_slug posted:

BFF


Butt Friends Forever.

Gorgeous cats.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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multiprotocol posted:

Look at these lazy cats.




Fuckers need to get jobs.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Heintron posted:

A friend posted this picture on facebook :3:



I want to pet that cat!

I want to hug the poo poo out of that cat.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Antioch posted:

He's so ANGRY


I think you mean

Antioch posted:

He's so ADORWABLE

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Sex Hobbit posted:



Heh, all cats are inherently dicks.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Lowclock posted:

My cat

wants to be petted.

I would like to pet your cat.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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madlilnerd posted:

Siamese aren't longhaired! :j:

He meant Siamese because they appear to be attached to each other.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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ZeeToo posted:

:golfclap:



What are they staring at?





What the gently caress are the staring at?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Kammat posted:

Fatass cats can be fun, unless they have tiny paws. Case in point:



This is Dante, aka Doofus Dante, El Dante de Diablo, and occasionally DAMMIT DANTE! He's 20 pounds of mouthy snuggly love. However, he also has a preference for climbing onto your stomach then attempting to stomp your pancreas into mush.

Still, he keeps my feet warm at night.

Dawwwwwwwwww.

His eyes are just a smidge too far apart and it gives him an adorable "Duuuuuuuuuur" look.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Lauren posted:



I'm going to do this to both my cats later.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Cuniculous posted:

So... I found a cat the other day.

He's all skin and bones. And he's dirty. I've never seen a cat that was as greasy and dirty as he was. And absolutely covered in ticks. I got about two dozen off him, and God knows how many the Frontline killed. The vet said he should be about 9-10 pounds... he's barely 5 right now. :( Luckily, he's healthy, just underweight and weak. The poor guy couldn't even fight me when I gave him a bath.

I was worried my other two cats would attack him. Luckily... my younger cat seems to like him.

It was a little tense at first...


But Saki warmed right up to him. Saki spent about three hours grooming him today. :3: I think I'm going to name him Gordon.

You are such a good person and you just made my heartless soul go "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" out loud.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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madlilnerd posted:



I was so happy when I found a flat I could afford with all inclusive bills and a cat.

Then I found out the cat is a bastard jerk who likes to wake me up at weekends with loud meowing, scratching at my door, and headbutting the furniture. I hate you Vista, you are as annoying as the OS you are named after.

I think Vista is pissed at you for being an adult and sleeping in a twin size bed. Everyone knows cats need a queen size to fully stretch out on.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

you can just add an "h" to the url (before the .jpg)and it uses the imgur resized image



That is the derpiest cat I've ever seen.



<derp>

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Hummingbirds posted:

Squeaky is a Bad Cat :smith:



But then he looks at you like that and all is forgiven right?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:



So derpy. I want to squeeze that cat so bad. I bet he squeaks.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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GnarlyCharlie4u posted:



That's not safe for work dude. I just let out an entirely too loud "AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" in front five customers.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I wanna smother that kitty in love so bad right now.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Brother Jonathan posted:


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Mar 22, 2003
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Croisquessein posted:

One of our cats Ludo when he was an itty bitty thing.



Then he grew up and ate my foot.



That's what happens when you feed them human flesh.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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This was not the box of cats I was expecting but I will still accept it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Geolicious posted:

I cannot stop looking at that tail. It is a tail of significant floof. And that cat knows it.

I want to dust things with it.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Brother Jonathan posted:



His name's Smeagol.


"Hmm."


Oh my god. Your cat is about to be very famous on the internet.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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If I don't jam the bathroom door shut just right one of my little bastards does this. Scares the gently caress out of me every single time.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Hummingbirds posted:

My 4-year-old Amaya is about 7 pounds.



Her siblings Alice and Squeaky (a boy) are 8 and 12 pounds respectively.
Also Squeaky used to be a fatass at 16 lbs until we stopped free-feeding.
It's weird how one litter had two weight extremes.

Alice


Squeak


(show off my cats errday)

(e: just to be clear I didn't breed them, I found them abandoned at 3 weeks old)

I just made a whole bunch of high pitched noises upon seeing those pics.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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The Fast and the Purrious?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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This gets funnier with every loop.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Derp.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Leelee posted:

Is that one of those ergonomic keyboards?

PURRRgonomic.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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This is Happy



We got him from my dad about a year and a half ago because he'd taken in too many cats and they were becoming too much for him to handle so we got this unbelievably adorable guy. I've never owned a cat with so much unconditional love, he absolutely adores me and I him. If I crash on the couch he'll be on my chest within moments.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Huntersoninski posted:

What a nice little guy! :3:

I just want to grab him up and squish him to my face. He's retardedly soft.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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We must have missed something, in the ceiling or under the doors...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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There's all sorts of high pitched squealing noises in my office and I can't figure out why.




DAT KITTEH.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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I tried doing this to all three of our cats earlier. Didn't end well.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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ZipOtter posted:

Ensemble Mandukhai - Kuumii

Chico being handsome:


He looks a bit like my own handsome devil, Izzy.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Brother Jonathan posted:

Crosspost from the PYF Cute, Adorable, and Uplifting thread:



I don't understand it. Quite frequently when I browse this thread I hear a high-pitched "SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" noise.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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burtonos posted:

Where is the cat?

I think imgur is broken.

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Mar 22, 2003
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Pope Guilty posted:

Shelters give terrible names so you won't feel bad about renaming your pets.

My father sort of fosters cats and gives them terrible names. He'll take in a stray, get them healthy, get all their shots and vaccinations taken care of, take care of any flea problems and then give them terribly boring names before finding them homes.

I got my cat "Happy" from him. He named him Happy because the cat always looks happy. There was also "Lucky" because Dad almost backed over her and she got lucky.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Centripetal Horse posted:

Your dad sounds kind of awesome.

He's become a huge goofball in his old age. Model railroading and cats,, that's his thing.

Lately his on and off girlfriend has been housing the cats, he's too busy with toy trains to be home all the time.

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