A Life of War: (aka "I did not sign up for this $#!%!") Imperial Guard CYOA

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DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

cain is played out, and jaghatai is too archaic for a hiveworld

3 randoms tell me Roth "Dekko" Dorn

DEAD MAN'S SHOE fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Sep 18, 2009

# ¿ Sep 18, 2009 22:17

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:17

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

whats in a name, etc, but i stand by Roth "Dekko" Dorn

if you know wots good for you, you'll ave a dekko :britain:

# ¿ Sep 19, 2009 22:49

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

get the shield, get up close with the assault. As a hiver Rat will be used to working with a lot of cover, and would be well suited to close confines - assuming he gets that far. and if agoraphobia kicks in he can stick the shield over his head

# ¿ Sep 21, 2009 00:15

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

cover you and tilla, help him get in in there

# ¿ Sep 21, 2009 20:04

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Zodiac5000 posted:

Take that Krak grenade and blow the everliving feth out of the enemy yourself. Death or glory in the emperors name.

krak is for heavy armour

# ¿ Sep 21, 2009 20:57

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

ya, just thought it would be a waste on open positions should they arise

# ¿ Sep 21, 2009 22:18

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Artillery. Death or Glory!

edit: wanke

The cheeky oval office. Good deal, so grab a couple for later. We shouldn't need it on the next mission though: If we let off a frag before the charges, we're caught. And I don't predict being able to use them after the charges are blown, given the chaos (ho ho) that will erupt after. Unless.. we are cornered en masse, in which case we're buggered anyway.

Try and get some shut-eye and/or light hot MREs asap - you never know it might be your last for some time, and you need to stay alert.

If you see a shortsword or long knife lying around, grab it - you won't always have the space to swing that broadsword around, and it shouldn't take up a whole lot of space. And a bayonet knife is just a bayonet knife.

Keep - shield, sword, pistol, bayonet knife, rifle. (In descending order of usefulness)
Stow - shotgun (effective, but a pain in the arse given the size, kickback, inflexibility and ammo issues), entrenching tool

DEAD MAN'S SHOE fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Sep 23, 2009

# ¿ Sep 23, 2009 23:27

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

one thing i forgot to mention for the mission ahead: get some dubbin and grubby up those shiny gubbins, stat! by which i mean we dont want to be seen

# ¿ Sep 24, 2009 00:16

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

ah, i thought we were lumbered with a broadsword. if i read you right, what we have sounds fine to me.

DEAD MAN'S SHOE fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Sep 24, 2009

# ¿ Sep 24, 2009 00:30

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

the IG don't let you out if you get a bit dizzy

no

# ¿ Oct 4, 2009 01:09

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

its like an FPS in the form of of a radio play. and i'm enjoying it!

# ¿ Nov 20, 2009 00:31

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Guerrilla campaign. The other options could be summarized as either running away from the front or getting into a namby-pamby defensive position - and it's never a good idea to be stuck in position when they have batteries and bombers to bear on you.

Put it up em, trooper!

# ¿ Dec 21, 2009 01:13

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Purge the filth. Massacre.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2009 22:35

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

kill em all you loving pansies

leaving them alive is just leaving more souls to Chaos

do you want to leave them to Chaos?

DO YOU?

# ¿ Jan 20, 2010 00:58

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Tias is updating! Yay!
No horrible civilian massacre! Boo!

Quick Draw so you don't get killed quickly and Sound Constitution so you don't killed slowly either

# ¿ Mar 22, 2010 02:13

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Yeah, what he said

# ¿ Mar 23, 2010 01:18

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:17

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

Daaaamn, that's gotta be a ton of fate points right ther

# ¿ Apr 1, 2010 23:07

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