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VikingSkull posted:it's fun to gently caress with BMW owners I dunno what to tell you guys He was probably on his way to an important meeting or golf tee time, you should have gotten out of the way. 
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Mr. Wiggles posted:While those are nice cars, there's just something so patriotic about a nice big trunk. Good sir, are you in some way implying that the Corvette, America's sports car is unpatriotic? Only a vile communist traitor would say such a thing.  VikingSkull posted:it's fun to gently caress with BMW owners I dunno what to tell you guys Funny, I was just about to post about asking why Ram drivers are always such pricks that never want to let you merge in. 
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Oct 31, 2014 02:14
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I cannot defend Ram owners
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Oct 31, 2014 02:19
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y'all don't have anything to brag about until someone cuts you off and you PIT them in retaliation
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Oct 31, 2014 02:39
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"Goddammit Nancy, shut your fuckin' door!"
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Oct 31, 2014 02:45
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VikingSkull posted:I cannot defend Ram owners I can. Allow me. Quit picking on the slow kids, assholes. Give them a little credit for being as functional as they are, and knowing which direction to point their PRNDL knob to make the truck go.
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Oct 31, 2014 03:26
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We should all feel bad for BMW owners, driven as they are by pompous narcissism fueled by their insecurity over being unable to afford the Porsche they really wanted.
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Oct 31, 2014 04:08
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So many of you people are poor and bitter about it, and that makes me sad.
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Oct 31, 2014 04:13
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If you attack a brand of cars for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are an rear end in a top hat. If ou defend a brand for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are also an rear end in a top hat. I guess what I'm saying is that we're all assholes
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Oct 31, 2014 04:51
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MrChips posted:If you attack a brand of cars for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are an rear end in a top hat. If ou defend a brand for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are also an rear end in a top hat. KEEP
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^^That's what I get for leaving the reply window open.  MrChips posted:If you attack a brand of cars for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are an rear end in a top hat. If ou defend a brand for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are also an rear end in a top hat.  Also, Carlin's wisdom tells us that said assholes can be divided roughly into two categories. Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone faster than you is a maniac.
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Oct 31, 2014 05:17
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I dunno I'm pretty OK with the looks of the new X5.
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Oct 31, 2014 05:22
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Throatwarbler posted:I dunno I'm pretty OK with the looks of the new X5. rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 31, 2014 05:27
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Speaking of assholes.... Ram Chief says no HellTruck "at this time"
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Oct 31, 2014 12:25
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VikingSkull posted:Speaking of assholes.... All I can think of is this with less hp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFH39T0Z0WI
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Oct 31, 2014 12:58
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I'll believe it when I see it, but MotorTrend claims we're going to see a Mazda6 coupe as well as an expanded Mazdaspeed line including a 300 horsepower MS3 with a lightweight AWD system. Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
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Oct 31, 2014 20:34
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VikingSkull posted:Speaking of assholes.... Booo this man.
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Oct 31, 2014 20:39
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tetrapyloctomy posted:I'll believe it when I see it, but MotorTrend claims we're going to see a Mazda6 coupe as well as an expanded Mazdaspeed line including a 300 horsepower MS3 with a lightweight AWD system. Hey, a guy can dream, can't he? Don't forget the RX-9! You can't make up a story about Mazda without mentioning the RX-9.
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tetrapyloctomy posted:I'll believe it when I see it, but MotorTrend claims we're going to see a Mazda6 coupe as well as an expanded Mazdaspeed line including a 300 horsepower MS3 with a lightweight AWD system. Hey, a guy can dream, can't he? I hear they're going to help GM with finally bringing out that mid-engine rotary powered Corvette too!
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Oct 31, 2014 21:01
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FINALLY a corvette worth buying.
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MrChips posted:If you attack a brand of cars for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are an rear end in a top hat. If ou defend a brand for having rear end in a top hat owners, you are also an rear end in a top hat. It's jerks. We're all jerks. Unless you drive a BMW, then you're a prick.
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leica posted:It's jerks. We're all jerks. Um, excuse me, I'm an rear end in a top hat, not a prick, TYVM.
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HotCanadianChick posted:Um, excuse me, I'm an rear end in a top hat, not a prick, TYVM. Someone doesn't remember the porcupine joke.
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HotCanadianChick posted:Um, excuse me, I'm an rear end in a top hat, not a prick, TYVM. Everybody knows that BMW drivers are pricks
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Nov 1, 2014 05:58
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Also, Jaaaaag owners Do we have any stereotypes about Audi drivers? They tend to tailgate quite a bit less than their Bavarian counterparts.
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Nov 1, 2014 20:50
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a primate posted:Also, Jaaaaag owners Sa-u-dis in A-u-dis
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Nov 1, 2014 21:49
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a primate posted:Also, Jaaaaag owners You know they're rich because they've got to be able to pay for repairs.
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a primate posted:
Not around here - actually I'd say the Q7 has taken over from the X5 as the aggressive tailgaters vehicle of choice probably because it is even larger and more obnoxious and has a larger engine.
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Nov 1, 2014 23:24
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Audi drivers are generally not as loving obnoxious on the road, but they're also almost always complete fuckwits as people. I'd say BMW drivers are second worst, with anyone in a Prius being the worst drivers on earth.
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Nov 2, 2014 00:48
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What about Mercedes?
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iwentdoodie posted:Audi drivers are generally not as loving obnoxious on the road, but they're also almost always complete fuckwits as people. My wife is friends with this poor woman who is in the poorhouse because her dumbass husband insisted on buying an Audi A8 even though they didn't have a pot to piss in. Every extra penny they had went into this car even though they had a daughter to take care of. After literally wiping out their savings trying to keep the car going the tranny took a poo poo and it sat for over a year while they drove her Turbo Legacy wagon (that he picked out for her). Then a head gasket went on the Subaru (go figure) and they had to trade in two non running poo poo piles for a Hyundai SUV which I'm sure they got murdered on at the dealer. Moral of the story is, don't buy Audis when you're on a fixed income and have a family to take care of. Unless you're a fuckwit like this guy is.
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eyebeem posted:So many of you people are poor and bitter about it, and that makes me sad. Truly we must be poors, bitter about our lot in life if we dare to criticize the demographic who purchase over-priced, poorly-engineered status symbols which impress nobody outside of the working class and tasteless nouveau riche. A new BMW can be had for the same monthly payment as a Honda Accord, SUV or sedan, take your pick. M cars (Real ones mind you, not pleb models with an M package, which are becoming increasingly popular) remain somewhat exclusive but they are as representative of the lineup as a whole as the Corvette is of Chevy. Wealthy people don't drive a BMW, they drive whatever the gently caress they want. Sometimes that's a daily runabout BMW, sometimes it's a Honda, more often it's a Rolls or a Range Rover. The market BMW (And Audi, and increasingly Mercedes Benz) does target is the petite-bourgeois. Old money isn't impressed by a 5-series and especially not a 3-series; those cars are in the same category as a Toyota: Cheap daily drivers. Rather, the brand whores snapping up BMWs on lease are the doctors who went to medical school for the social cachet, the McDonald's franchisees who fancy themselves captains of industry, and the perpetually image-obsessed salespersons. BMW and Audi are the Tag Heuer and Breitling of the automotive world and if you don't get that reference you have no place speaking on the topic.
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What're the Citizen, Omega, and Urwerk of the automotive world, then? Volvo, Lincoln, and Koenigsegg?
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Nov 2, 2014 02:00
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Volvo wishes it were that ubiquitous and reliable.
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Nov 2, 2014 02:06
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I drive a Timex, thank you very much.
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I got a Casio. Does that make the Tesla a Fitbit?
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at least where I live (inland Northern California) the biggest assholes on the road are overmedicated soccer moms hauling their windowlicker kids around in some Denali XXXL and Affliction shirt wearing mouthbreathers in bro trucks. They see a BMW and they lose their loving minds in rage. I never tailgate, mostly obey the speedlimit and use those turn signal thingies, am closer to 50 then 20 years old and yet every time I look in my mirror there are 20 of those assholes named above weaving around like Tony Stewart after a 18 pack of Coors Light while dealing with a painful hemorrhoid. In the SF bay area and most other urban areas, everyone drives like an rear end in a top hat, especially the Priussesss. gently caress you, got mine, gotta get in front at the turn signal. Keyser_Soze fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Nov 2, 2014 |
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Keyser S0ze posted:at least where I live (inland Northern California) the biggest assholes on the road are overmedicated soccer moms hauling their windowlicker kids around in some Denali XXXL and Affliction shirt wearing mouthbreathers in bro trucks. They see a BMW and they lose their loving minds in rage. Soccer moms are bad in anything. But, I have to say, for some reason bro truck guys seem to look out for bikes and will get over for me when splitting. Meanwhile two days ago I almost got levelled, on purpose, by four different jackasses in BMWs. Two newer 3 series, and a 5 series. So again, gently caress BMW drivers. It has not a goddamn thing to do with money and everything to do with lovely rear end people who feel entitled as gently caress. And most of them drive BMWs.
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iwentdoodie posted:Soccer moms are bad in anything. BMW suv drivers are pretty much automotive Hitlers of the road.
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Chiwie posted:BMW suv drivers are pretty much automotive Hitlers of the road. I'd think wannabe Hitlers would be better served by driving Touaregs and Tiguans. You know, from the literal Jew-killing, Hitler-sponsored company.
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