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 In honor of the family business back home I'd like to offer everybody a round of my favorite drink. "Southern Death Cult" 2 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey 2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur 2 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey 3 oz Coca-Cola® 3 oz 7-Up® soda I reserve the right to replace any/all of the ingredients above that I can't find with bathtub gin and/or mutated possum's blood.
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^^^^ Gonna make the stuff of nightmares from the loser's mangled corpse. But there should be parts left over that would be some good eating. You and I ought to go scavenging the remains after the fight. As they say in my neck of the woods, "all roads lead through Seanet". I've dealt with those pains in the @$$ enough to know that It's really best not to piss them off. It's a bad, bad idea to have a creature from their direct enemies here at the games. So I gotta vote with BRUT-O5. He's gonna tear up that mollusk. I bet this gaggle of pillow fighting slave girls.  Ah yes, here's those drinks for them that requested um'. I'm now offering a new drink called "The End Of The World". Guaranteed to be less than 50% radioactive swamp water.* 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum 1/2 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey 1/2 oz vodka Serve warm. Straight into the shot glass. *Guarantee not honored on days that end in y. toppro fucked around with this message at 15:11 on May 2, 2010 |
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Mr. Crane posted:
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Here you go my friends.
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Mr. Crane posted:
From what I've heard around the slums these things usually end in tragedy. To prepare for the inevitable bloodbath I hope to make as many allies as possible. And I frankly can not be all that picky. So come drink with me, secure in the knowledge that we shall be staunch allies. untill I need somebody to throw under the bus of course. Not that I've ever seen a running bus.
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MrGreenShirt posted:
Gezora! Your reputation precedes you. I hope you will not take my meager attempts to sell some semi-lethal booze as a shot at taking your business. I do so enjoy being undigested. Here I made you a bloody Mary. Made with the freshest parts of Mary it is!
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Mr. Crane posted:
Sure, with or without radiation? Without only means less than 30 rads and it's extra. Mr. Crane posted:
Sorry, all the liquid we've got back here is more flammable then gasoline. Please go burn somewhere away from the bar will you?
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Tall Tale Teller posted:
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Mycroft Holmes posted:
Gezora's busy...um...gathering drink supplies let us say. Please ignore the screams coming from the general direction of the slums. I can get you some distilled blood of the twelve legged Rhinosaur. Stuff will eat through steel. Carcharoth posted:
I think I have some fresh brains back here somewhere. Do you want sheep, cow, or what's in this box labeled "other"?
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Carcharoth posted:
I've got one here from an Abby....somebody. Abby Normal? I'll have it mixed right up.
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Fatkraken posted:on the RP front (just my own opinions): So then why even have all this hoopla with the settings and themes? Victorian for three, Space/Time Travel for four, Post-Apocalypse for this one. We could just have a featureless thread with just dry debate about mutated rhinos vs. otters with rocket launchers. Without the RP there would be no Gezora, no Lilly Limbcake, No drink recipes, etc... I only argue because the RP interactions add interest and fun to what would otherwise be a fairly dull lull between fights. However if the majority of the thread --and more importantly Major Failure-- want the RP limited I'll drop the assistant bartender schtick I've fallen into.
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May 3, 2010 17:13
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Space T Rex posted:Today I bought a car. In a few hours I'm going to watch the first zoofights zoofight of the year. I know BRUT-05 is gonna win because the car I bought is blue. Its an omen of BRUT-05's victory! Rejoice with me! Hurrah! I bought a blue car two days ago too! The signs pile up for BRUT-05!!!
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I think you are all forgetting the location that this fight is being held. "Therefore, since the giger count is going to be insane in there anyway, we've dumped a load of toxic waste onto the arena floor to make things more interesting." If the toxic waste is of any depth at all then the 50 foot monstrosity can hide below the surface thereby negating all the mini bloodsuckers. Then all the snake has to do is wait for the perfect moment. And he will know for sure that it is the perfect moment. Once it has the pest in its jaws it will be all over for the mosquito. ##Snake Preview
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May 5, 2010 19:55
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Woot! Last vote suckers!
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May 5, 2010 20:50
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Kill it you beautiful green bastard!!!
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May 6, 2010 01:09
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0 for 2. Son of a bitch!
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^^^ Penguin with a shotgun people.Major Failure posted:
But waiting is just so hard! BTW I'd like to volunteer to help out with the loser's league if ATOM(tm) could still use people to do color but I'll be darned if I can find the contact email. toppro fucked around with this message at 20:12 on May 6, 2010 |
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UK attendees, you are in for an election night treat - stand by for fight 3 announcement at 10pm GMT, so once the polling booths close, you can rock up here and vote all over again
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This is a travesty! ##Nelson would be an easy winner if he was not shackled to that dimwitted Neanderthal! All he needs is some basic modifications so he has some fire power. Say some shoulder mounted rocket launchers for example. I've whipped together a prototype on my dog whomper here so you all can get the basic idea.  I'm sure that we can all agree that with some professional Zoofight engineering we could have a contestant that would inspire people, not unlike those great, full of heart champions Wolfbike and Drillbjörn. So come on! Vote for ##Nelson!!!
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Major Failure posted:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! My slaves had more propaganda to spread. Well I'm gonna put um to work loosening the General's tank tracks while he sleeps. Victory via sabotage!! Wait...I didn't just say that out loud did I? I think Gezora's bleeding marys have left me with no inner dialog.
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So when's the fight then?
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May 8, 2010 23:48
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Nelson! Nelson! Nelson!
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Space T Rex posted:
Hush your robotic face!
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Here it comes!!!!
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Gomegoth posted:That is one well bred canine. The cross-eyes, the dripping jowls, the massive underbite; a fine representative of a proud pedigree. Exactly what a good bull dog should look like!
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Haha! We have not seen the last of Brave Nelson. Mark my words, he shall return! This fight is all about the location. "This fight will take place in the rusted scrap drifts of the Terminus Rail Yards. The city's once-teeming rail depots are choked under mountains of mouldering industrial debris." The croctopus will have plenty of cover in this area. All he has to do is get under that guns minimum firing range (That thing can't tilt downward enough to fire close up) and he will tear those lions up! Then he shall build us all the grandest of boats! ##Croctopus-For Only 6 Billion Rupees Now who needs a drink?
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The Mad Hatter posted:
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Space T Rex posted:
You and I need to go you dog hating son of a washing machine. ##DJ Vulture Peck his eyes out!!!
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## The black knight will beat him with his own leg!
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Space T Rex posted:
Not alot in the way of weapons around but I did find this nasty looking cat.  I'll be using him as a flail to tear your circuits out!
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Space T Rex posted:
hummmmm.... I think I have some leftover slaves for cannon fodder around here somewhere....
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May 10, 2010 22:52
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##SAD ARAGORN So he will cheer the heck up!
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Major Failure posted:Surprise bonus biffing from melaneyelia  Great now I'm dead. What does the writing say on that? I can't make it out. toppro fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 10, 2010 |
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 Get um crocky!!! Hang on Sloopy posted:
No Coroctopus is Zoofights at its purest. A horrible almagum of animals manipulated into fighting. He is all that is right with this tournament. toppro fucked around with this message at 23:40 on May 11, 2010 |
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^^^^^Woot! Like I said I'm calling a "Oh the Huge Manatee" like first round slaughter.
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Great sculpt!
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Once he has his boat, what will drive Croctopus?
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Ixjuvin posted:Obviously, we're going to need a bigger boat. Well Played.  Space T Rex posted:
You may have a point there.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:
That's it, riot time in the stands!
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:
Don't you do this to us now!!
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