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MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Navy here.

- Not enough loving around/not working/bullshitting/disgruntled bitching
- Military portrayed as robotic killing machines instead of real people
- Too much ridiculous saluting, acknowledgement of rank/rate, adherence to military courtesy in the workplace

Good examples:
The Onion - Modern Warfare 3
Terminal Lance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJu8qdellcM

The problem is that a lot of people assume the entire military is like boot camp and that everybody retains the rigidity that's hammered in those two months. There needs to be some middle ground between the borderline fascist hero worship and the "all military are soulless babykillers" mentalities. I'd like to see something like The Office but in a maintenance facility. Show bake sales, endless coffee drinking, paperwork fuckups, ridiculous poo poo.

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MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

I've told this here before, but we had E-5's who would pull rank on each other based on when they were pinned. A bunch were pinned on the same day, but they did them alphabetically, so they had literally 1-2 more minutes of TIG than the people whose last name was after theirs. It was incredible.

Should have NJP'd all of them.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

:eyepop:

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

about_face posted:

I work on a joint installation and I've seen three or five army guys wearing a subdued enlisted Surface Warfare device on their ACUs. I've also seen an army guy wearing either cyber or space wings I'm not too sure which one it was. Is there some kind of joint skill exchange program or are these just guys from a prior service who pulled strings to pin these on?

I've tried looking this up and couldn't find anything relevant.

Sure they were Army and not IA sailors?

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Kick-Puncher posted:

Is there any way to access my enterprise email from my mac now that I have been migrated from the AKO webmail? It is seriously a pain in the rear end to go to the guard armory whenever I need to check it.

http://www.spi.dod.mil/lipose.htm

Either boot from it or install it in a VM.

e: i may very well be giving you a terrible non-solution

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Best Friends posted:

My girlfriend's dad was in the Navy from 58-62, as best as everyone knows. He died recently. The Navy gave him a headstone that says "Vietnam Veteran."

He was supposedly just a stateside engineer but they are not really certain seeming that's true, and they wouldn't be the first family to learn about what their dad really did by a government headstone. But, it doesn't seem right. Is there a way anyone knows to contact the Navy to verify the situation?

The best I can say is go to http://www.archives.gov/veterans/military-service-records/ and submit a records request. You may also be able to look at https://awards.navy.mil/, but I don't know how far back their records go.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Manmower posted:

Save that money because your first few years as an officer are going to be poor.

Yeah, as a first year ensign you'll only make as much as an E-5 with eight years in. That's food stamp money right there.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

about_face posted:

Can someone tell me what rules this guy is breaking in taking this stupid loving pic if any?



the lighting is all hosed (seriously who uses a flash), shot is crooked, grainy and unfocused, some weird blue thumb thing in the corner, trim on the wall is going straight through the subject's head

a disgrace

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

looks like this sailor is having a fashion emergency

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Beria posted:

Saw some guy at the veterans parade wearing full nwus riding a motorcycle

Was made cool by th fact that he had long flowing locks like Skynard cover band length

You should respond by wearing coveralls with large medals.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

iyaayas01 posted:

Or quit being a scrub and just get thin ribbons, it costs like $20 for an average size rack and all you have to do is spend money, wait a week, and pin on uniform.

Getting thin ribbons is a great way to guarantee your command will get a MUC the following week.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

How inappropriate, exactly?

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

People that were never in/have no concept of the military have this weird guilt complex where anybody who served is a pillar of hooah/oorah/hooyah/(whatever dumb poo poo the af says) that literally sacrificed everything to go defend freedom and save babies from brown people. It's residual guilt from how lovely vets were treated following Vietnam combined with 9/11 never forget jingoism. Because of this group's endless compulsion to support the troops (whatever that means) a cottage industry of fake mil grifters has formed to reap these benefits.

Either that or dumb kids play too much CoD and want the honor and prestige that comes with state-sanctioned murder without actually going and doing it. Or both. I don't know.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Honestly, the fakers that have never been in weird me out less than the active duty who have huge moto boners to compensate for their desk jobs.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Wokrider posted:

Going to navy boot in a few months.
I have had fillings and a crown way before I got into DEP, my recruiter said this isn't a problem. Am I going to get burned on this at the navy dental exam?

To counter Pandasmores's cynicism, if your teeth work and there aren't any problems they probably won't gently caress with you.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

They won't even pull your wisdom teeth if they don't have to. Mine came in straight before I joined and I kept them.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

I was a 3-year E-5 in the Navy. Joined as an E-3 and liked the job enough to do well on tests.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002


holy hell that looks hideous

dude could make fat stacks at tgi fridays though

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Varicelli posted:

Hey guys. Really, really obscure question here, wasn't sure where to put it being a first time poster to GIT and all, so hopefully it's OK. I'm Australian, and don't know anything about the military, so apologies in advance for my probably offensive lack of knowledge.

I'm trying to find out information about Marine/Army/X bands, for a lovely creative work I have been thinking about. There's a lot of information available about "the" army band, AKA the band that plays mainly ceremonially, but I'd like to know about regular army bands. Are there regimental/division/? bands? Do they go on tour or deployed? Do they have to go through general training and everything like regular soldiers? Are they formed from musicians who joined the army, or soldiers who can also play instruments?

I have a general sense of this information from wikipedia and the like, but it's pretty sparse and imprecise, and further more, what I'm really looking for is information about what nonceremonial bands are actually like and do, in particular those bands that are deployed to zones experiencing current conflict. What do they do on base? Do they get shot at or shoot at dudes? Do they sit around and play music, or do they only do that on occasion and most of the time have regular army jobs and stuff? Etcetera

Thanks in advance

I had a lovely experimental noise band on an aircraft carrier, does that count?

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Should I have gotten a separate Travel/Misc W-2 for my separation move payment? I have my regular W-2 but it looks like it only covers my last pay period and the leave I cashed in at discharge. Either that or my math is hosed up.

MancXVI fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Feb 3, 2015

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

If he's in a fairly comfortable place, send him a USB drive with a bunch of current shows and movies (and porn)

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MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

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