What tripped El Hadji Diouf? A GBS Photoshop Project

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ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 18:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:45

Lemon: May 22, 2003

cadfael posted:

Yeah I like that one too irlZaphod. iirc it was quite easy to fall to your doom in Flahback, & the protagonist ended up in a similar slump.

It was the slump that made me think of it. Also I find it almost impossible to believe that there are that many people on this forum who don't instantly recognize the first level of Flashback. I suppose if anyone ever asks me when I first started feeling old this will be it.

Edit: It's probably not a good sign either that I spent quite a long time agonizing over whether I had picked a long enough drop to actually kill him. Not to mention the fact that those two screens don't actually join each other in the game..

# ? Feb 8, 2011 19:09

DGDO: Feb 8, 2011

here we go

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:03

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Edit: Nothing to see here folks... yet.

Checkered Slacks posted:

To fix this: firstly go to along the top bar thing to filters, down to animation and at the very bottom of the expanded box click on unoptimize. That will restore each layer so that there is no transparency which makes it easier to work with. Secondly move along the top bar thing to image, down to mode and change it from indexed to RGB. Later on you can can change it back to indexed and fiddle with the settings to manually choose how many colors the gif uses (up to 256 iirc) or you can let it display the maximum number of colors it can by default when you save it. The dog looked weird because the gif isn't set to display enough colors to make the dog its proper color.

Well, that fixed everything and it's turning out pretty drat well, but I can't finish until a little later. Thanks though, that info was exactly what I needed.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:16

GnatKingCoal: Dec 17, 2008; You, Sir, are UNAmerican!

DGDO posted:

here we go

See, that there is just genius.

You're right at home in SA.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:17

Darthphunk: Jul 3, 2002; Where's my Republic Credits BITCH?!?!?

Here's a good'n

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# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:17

HolocaustDenialman: Jan 3, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Those goons can't catch me!

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:25

Cheesus: Oct 17, 2002; Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.; Yam Slacker

GnatKingCoal posted:

See, that there is just genius.

You're right at home in SA.

No kidding!

I don't get it. What did he do to get probated?

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:34

PalmTreeFun: Apr 25, 2010; *toot*

Cheesus posted:

No kidding!

I don't get it. What did he do to get probated?

I think the "first post" part. I recall seeing that in the rules, either GBS or overall site rules.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:38

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Cheesus posted:

No kidding!

I don't get it. What did he do to get probated?

Declared his first ever post.

e: vvv yeah, wear that poo poo like a badge of honor. :patriot:

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:38

nice mattimer: Mar 3, 2008; the wind that shakes the buttcheeks

DGDO posted:

first post

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Worth it.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:39

M for Mushroom: Jan 1, 2006; new york london paris munich

PalmTreeFun posted:

I think the "first post" part. I recall seeing that in the rules, either GBS or overall site rules.

It's also been in the SAclopedia for at least as long as I've been a member. I remember reading it before I opened my stupid mouth :v:

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:42

Catpants McStabby: Jul 10, 2001; seriously, :wtc:

these kind of threads don't happen as often as they used to, but when they do it's a thing of beauty.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 20:42

Riller: Jun 16, 2008

scooter71 posted:

Its my first ever .

This was instantly the first thing that came to mind when I read the OP, and I thank you for it. Well done!

# ? Feb 8, 2011 21:27

Checkered Slacks: Apr 22, 2010

particle409 posted:

Well, I loving give up. I've been trying to put this:

into the gif, but every time I paste the dog into a layer (I'm using Gimp), it turns the brown dog into a muddled green mess. I even tried using my brothers "Anime Studeo 7 Debut" program (a gaping pile of poo poo as far as I can tell), but it only imports gifs as a single image, whatever the first layer is.

edit: As I take away visible layers for the original gif, should it become invisible in parts? It's all pixelated, with gray showing where there's nothing in the layer.

To fix this: firstly go to along the top bar thing to filters, down to animation and at the very bottom of the expanded box click on unoptimize. That will restore each layer so that there is no transparency which makes it easier to work with. Secondly move along the top bar thing to image, down to mode and change it from indexed to RGB. Later on you can can change it back to indexed and fiddle with the settings to manually choose how many colors the gif uses (up to 256 iirc) or you can let it display the maximum number of colors it can by default when you save it. The dog looked weird because the gif isn't set to display enough colors to make the dog its proper color.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 21:29

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Does anyone have the gif of Spiderman trying to run up the wall and landing on his back/head? I imagine that the animated version of that (I've seen it as a avatar) would combine well with the 8 bit version of Diouf.

# ? Feb 8, 2011 21:41

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Feb 9, 2011 01:38

with a rebel yell she QQd: Jan 18, 2007; Villain

Edit: Updated

# ? Feb 9, 2011 02:17

funkybottoms: Oct 28, 2010; Funky Bottoms is a land man

DGDO posted:

here we go

i happened to be listening to mogwai's "white noise" when i scrolled down to this and ended up staring at it for like four minutes.

any chance of a similar thread with joey barton getting thrown to the ground?

# ? Feb 9, 2011 02:24

Alleric: Dec 10, 2002; Rambly Bastard...

mobby_6kl posted:

Wowzers. A Carmageddon reference? Love it.

(p.s. Please, video game industry... remake Carmageddon. Please?)

Whole thread is fantastic, folks.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 02:51

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

mobby_6kl posted:

What the heck is the second one from?

I feel bad for sullying this great thread with my post, but I'm curious. Truly a thread for the history books.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 03:12

Wonder Bra: Jan 5, 2008; always in another castle

mobby_6kl posted:

Holy poo poo, Carmageddon! My dad and I used to play that game when I was in high school. :3:

What is happening in that Inside Edition clip? I can't figure it out.

Also, this thread is the best thread. You all rock. Carry on!

# ? Feb 9, 2011 03:17

Talas: Aug 27, 2005

Die Laughing posted:

What the heck is the second one from?

It's from that old "flying" cat video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90RM07vHQiw

# ? Feb 9, 2011 03:30

ConfusedNudeMan: Feb 20, 2004; I'm gay for Frank Dux!

This is one of the best threads I have seen in the last 2-3 years.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 03:53

Sab669: Sep 24, 2009

I lack the abilities to do anything like this, but is there any possibilities of a bird-headbobbing sort of gif in this thread? I feel like one is bound to come up, but every time I check here it's not been posted yet.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 04:55

tearshed: Mar 26, 2010; Leave it to me!

I'm not too great at this.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 06:23

Hugs Boson: Feb 3, 2011; Elementary.

Looks like I'm late to the party.

(Hope you don't mind, ElectricSheep :ohdear:

)

# ? Feb 9, 2011 06:26

Samurai Sanders: Nov 4, 2003; Pillbug

tearshed posted:

I'm not too great at this.

Man, don't waste the Lance of Longinus like that, you only get one in the whole game!

# ? Feb 9, 2011 06:32

Hogarth Hughes: Apr 16, 2006; "As for me, people will be pleased to escape from me in one piece."

This thread rules. Goon photoshoppery is at an all time high. You're all loving awesome.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 06:43

Subgenius: Nov 13, 2002; If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you as an equal.

Darthphunk posted:

Here's a good'n

Watching someone fall down the stairs is always funny. ALWAYS.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 06:46

Zero Credibility: Aug 28, 2008; Now, I eat the banana!

Hugs Boson posted:

Looks like I'm late to the party.

(Hope you don't mind, ElectricSheep )

That's fantastic. This thread has been awe-inspiring. Good job to all.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 06:47

whoredog: Apr 10, 2002

Hugs Boson posted:

Looks like I'm late to the party.

(Hope you don't mind, ElectricSheep )

Hah I actually didn't get the reference in his and yours made me cover my mouth cuz it's unacceptable to laugh really loud this late at night at work.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 06:59

Strongylocentrotus: Jan 24, 2007; Nab him, jab him, tab him, grab him - stop that pigeon NOW!

Sab669 posted:

I lack the abilities to do anything like this, but is there any possibilities of a bird-headbobbing sort of gif in this thread? I feel like one is bound to come up, but every time I check here it's not been posted yet.

I hate you for suggesting this and I hate myself for doing it.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 07:01

ghostinmyshell: Sep 17, 2004; I am very particular about biscuits, I'll have you know.

I thought by now we would have a Ninja Gaiden bird one :smith:

# ? Feb 9, 2011 07:11

Krenzo: Nov 10, 2004

Hugs Boson posted:

Looks like I'm late to the party.

(Hope you don't mind, ElectricSheep )

Ziggy says there's a 99.9% chance you made me LOL.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 07:50

A Real Happy Camper: Dec 11, 2007; These children have taught me how to believe.

Does anyone have a .gif of just Diouf without the background? I can't seem to make one without loving it up somehow.

# ? Feb 9, 2011 07:53

Discount Viscount: Jul 9, 2010; FIND THE FISH!

ghostinmyshell posted:

I thought by now we would have a Ninja Gaiden bird one

Medusa head is close I guess. If someone does this the colors have to invert after he hits the ground.

gently caress, .gif animation is tedious

# ? Feb 9, 2011 08:48

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Checkered Slacks posted:

To fix this: firstly go to along the top bar thing to filters, down to animation and at the very bottom of the expanded box click on unoptimize. That will restore each layer so that there is no transparency which makes it easier to work with. Secondly move along the top bar thing to image, down to mode and change it from indexed to RGB. Later on you can can change it back to indexed and fiddle with the settings to manually choose how many colors the gif uses (up to 256 iirc) or you can let it display the maximum number of colors it can by default when you save it. The dog looked weird because the gif isn't set to display enough colors to make the dog its proper color.

One mediocre gif, coming up!