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Molotov Cock Tale
Jun 30, 2010

Herpus posted:

You know what's cool? Finding mining processes running when you aren't a buttcoiner.
:bahgawd:

You got butt-virused? I suppose it's your own fault for not investing in a decent security system, like all us good lolbertarians. Were you expecting the nanny-state to protect your processing cycles? :smug:

In all seriousness though, how'd you notice, and what was it?

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

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Molotov Cock Tale posted:

You got butt-virused? I suppose it's your own fault for not investing in a decent security system, like all us good lolbertarians. Were you expecting the nanny-state to protect your processing cycles? :smug:

In all seriousness though, how'd you notice, and what was it?

I was playing New Vegas and all of a sudden everything ground down to a halt. Lo and behold I had eight different processes helpfully called bitcoin-miner.exe running and a hidden folder with a buttcoin mining app in it.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!

Herpus posted:

I was playing New Vegas and all of a sudden everything ground down to a halt. Lo and behold I had eight different processes helpfully called bitcoin-miner.exe running and a hidden folder with a buttcoin mining app in it.

Thats what you get for listening to an Atlus podcast. Think of it as the free market teaching you a lesson.

Boner Slam
May 9, 2005
edit: nevermind, we were saying the same thing

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Herpus posted:

I was playing New Vegas and all of a sudden everything ground down to a halt. Lo and behold I had eight different processes helpfully called bitcoin-miner.exe running and a hidden folder with a buttcoin mining app in it.
That's just loving gross, man.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Herpus posted:

I was playing New Vegas and all of a sudden everything ground down to a halt. Lo and behold I had eight different processes helpfully called bitcoin-miner.exe running and a hidden folder with a buttcoin mining app in it.
Oh great folks, a socialist wants to ruin our day. You should be happy that you are giving up a portion of your computer's time to help out bitcoins, what with you being a socialist and all. Have fun with your fiat currency sheep! I've put all of my money into bitcoins and it's going to stay there forever.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Herpus posted:

I was playing New Vegas and all of a sudden everything ground down to a halt. Lo and behold I had eight different processes helpfully called bitcoin-miner.exe running and a hidden folder with a buttcoin mining app in it.

Do you have a suspicion of how it happened, or did you just totally out of nowhere develop bitcoinitis?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Herpus posted:

I was playing New Vegas and all of a sudden everything ground down to a halt. Lo and behold I had eight different processes helpfully called bitcoin-miner.exe running and a hidden folder with a buttcoin mining app in it.

You should probably report that to the proper security groups. What's the procedure for doing something like that?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Cream_Filling posted:

You should probably report that to the proper security groups. What's the procedure for doing something like that?

Over here in Libertopia we report crimes to our posse and the procedure is firebombing.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Herpus posted:

I was playing New Vegas and all of a sudden everything ground down to a halt. Lo and behold I had eight different processes helpfully called bitcoin-miner.exe running and a hidden folder with a buttcoin mining app in it.

gently caress this poo poo. What websites or things did you download?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




archangelwar posted:

Haha, this is so true. Same with Social Contract. They always come back with some horrible website definition and intiate Plan: Strawman.

I think their main problem with the social contract is that it isn't a physical contract. Like if there was a private gated community that had all the same rules, services, and fees of a municipal government but was administered by the Home Owners Association instead of city council, they wouldn't have a problem with that because you signed the contract before you moved in. They would happily pay high fees for private security, private fire departments, private garbage collection, groundskeepers, a private school, a private clinic, a community center, some dweeb with a clipboard who goes around issuing warnings and fines for bylaw violations, etc., because all those people are protecting their property values. Unlike those lazy fatcats in municipal governments who do the same things for you against your will.

I doubt that they really want to opt out and return to a state of nature, even if there was a place they could do that. They just look around at our modern very large, complex, mobile, and diverse societies and think "I never agreed to this." They feel small, powerless and insignificant. They feel alienated. It's perfectly normal to feel that way sometimes, because monkey brains weren't really designed for dealing with this many people, or to have people continuously moving in and out of your group. City life literally makes us all a little crazy. They can't blame "society" as a whole for being incomprehensible, so they blame "government". If government was smaller, less powerful, then things would be better.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
If we ever return to a state of nature, I will be preying exclusively upon libertarians.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Angela Christine posted:

I doubt that they really want to opt out and return to a state of nature, even if there was a place they could do that. They just look around at our modern very large, complex, mobile, and diverse societies and think "I never agreed to this." They feel small, powerless and insignificant. They feel alienated.

This is probably the best description I have seen of the people I know who believe in (the rather vague concept of) Libertarianism.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

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Millstone posted:

gently caress this poo poo. What websites or things did you download?

XK posted:

Do you have a suspicion of how it happened, or did you just totally out of nowhere develop bitcoinitis?


It's probably a result of my bitporn addiction. Or something to do with being generally unprotected for a couple of hours yesterday after upgrading to glorious Windows 7 64-bit. :downs:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Herpus posted:

You know what's cool? Finding mining processes running when you aren't a buttcoiner.
:bahgawd:

Find some evidence of this and send it to the register or something and they'd have a fuckin field day about how bitcoin is nothing but greedy hackers.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Talking of bitcoin porn I have thought of a replacement system for bitcoins. Instead of the exponentially increasing amount of gpu power for mining it could instead be based on porn viewing habits. I haven't figured out how the exchange would work but I was thinking the jars full of semen could be traded for USD.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Atlas thinks that we're a social threat to their community.

http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=29775.0

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

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Lolie posted:

Atlas thinks that we're a social threat to their community.

http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=29775.0

Wait what, who is damaging property?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Herpus posted:

Wait what, who is damaging property?

I don't know. I'm still trying to wrap my head around a libertarian complaining about people being dissidents.

gently caress. I'm stuck in the newbies cage with a fruit loop.

quote:

I'd love to point out that the amount of hardware required to completely obliterate the security of the bitcoin network, hijack the block chain, etc. etc. is easily within reach of any considerable competitor or prospective "enemy" of bitcoin (governments, paypal, mastercard/visa, banks, etc.).

$40,000,000 of 6990s plus maybe $10,000,000 in miscellaneous hardware to get them all on the network, maybe $5,000,000 in labor gets you four times the current hashing power of the network. (1Ghash/s/6990, conservatively @ $800 a piece, current network speed of ~12,000Ghash/s).

http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=15911.msg374283#msg374283

carticket
Jun 28, 2005

white and gold.

Lolie posted:

Atlas thinks that we're a social threat to their community.

http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=29775.0

Aren't we?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

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Lolie posted:

I don't know. I'm still trying to wrap my head around a libertarian complaining about people being dissidents.

I think it says somewhere in the bitcoin forum terms of use that you have to be a mindless cheerleader so it's breach of contract.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Devian666 posted:

Talking of bitcoin porn I have thought of a replacement system for bitcoins. Instead of the exponentially increasing amount of gpu power for mining it could instead be based on porn viewing habits. I haven't figured out how the exchange would work but I was thinking the jars full of semen could be traded for USD.

Like a sperm bank? :downsrim:


I like that he thinks a government agency interested in shutting down buttcoins would spend millions of dollars on off-the-shelf graphics cards instead of using its own crazy-powerful top secret computers, like the ones the CIA uses to read all the emails in the world simultaneously :tinfoil:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Dissident rogues... how dare you, sir! My profession is dashing ne'er-do-well, and don't you forget it! :argh:

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

How the hell do these people not understand that in the libertarian utopia of their dreams, anyone who wants anything just has to shoot them for it? It's a simple concept. You have something, I want it, so i kill you and take it. No one's going to punish me for it, because there is no government. I could type forever about why their ideas suck, maybe I'll start posting on that board that pays in buttcoins for posts.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


As I recall the computer the federal weather office uses to predict weather patterns over the usa would put out 60% of the total mhash on the network if they decided to do that.

Not that it'd matter because the USA could just pay for and build some dedicated hash bustin chips for hashing with anyway.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...

Sammus posted:

How the hell do these people not understand that in the libertarian utopia of their dreams, anyone who wants anything just has to shoot them for it? It's a simple concept. You have something, I want it, so i kill you and take it. No one's going to punish me for it, because there is no government. I could type forever about why their ideas suck, maybe I'll start posting on that board that pays in buttcoins for posts.

Nah that wouldn't work because in Libertopia, everyone would have their own private army funded by bitcoins.

It's an airtight argument :downs:

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Herpus posted:

I think it says somewhere in the bitcoin forum terms of use that you have to be a mindless cheerleader so it's breach of contract.

I think it does. I got banned for my #TweetForumTweets thread. Apparently, hurting Vegetta's feelings is against the rules. :(

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Sammus posted:

How the hell do these people not understand that in the libertarian utopia of their dreams, anyone who wants anything just has to shoot them for it? It's a simple concept. You have something, I want it, so i kill you and take it. No one's going to punish me for it, because there is no government. I could type forever about why their ideas suck, maybe I'll start posting on that board that pays in buttcoins for posts.
B-but the t-shirt told me an armed society is a polite society...

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Lolie posted:

Atlas thinks that we're a social threat to their community.

http://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=29775.0

I'm glad they enjoy my particular brand of gimmick trolling.

Chlorus
Jun 1, 2011

Has anyone else noticed that the number of Bitcoin-related submissions on news.ycombinator.com has dropped to almost nothing now? Just two months ago there were at least 3 BitCoin related stories on the frontpage at any given time.

Insert puns here
May 31, 2011

The sealiest poster

Bitcoin Forum posted:

JeffK, Giraffe.BC, digigalt, bosschair and possibly PinkiePie among others I'd imagine. They are on these forums just to troll and do nothing else. A lot of the proof is in their posting history.
Hahaha, nice list guys but I think you missed a few of us! Those idiots don't even realize that one of their own forum mods is a troll. Pathetic.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Sammus posted:

How the hell do these people not understand that in the libertarian utopia of their dreams, anyone who wants anything just has to shoot them for it? It's a simple concept. You have something, I want it, so i kill you and take it. No one's going to punish me for it, because there is no government. I could type forever about why their ideas suck, maybe I'll start posting on that board that pays in buttcoins for posts.

Many of them say you would pay a subscription to a private police force and a subscription to a private judge system and this would solve the problem.

Somehow this is TOTALLY not like taxes to them.

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

Jessy Kang had the right idea about removing the politics forum to clean up the bitcoin image, but wrong in that she didn't want to remove the rest of the forums along with it.

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

fishmech posted:

Many of them say you would pay a subscription to a private police force and a subscription to a private judge system and this would solve the problem.

Somehow this is TOTALLY not like taxes to them.
But it's not, because unlike our socialist government this system ensures that poor people don't ever have to benefit from these services.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

red19fire posted:

Like a sperm bank? :downsrim:

Except the market would have higher liquidity.

First 07
Jan 1, 2007

by T. Finn
I'm sort of disappointed that the bitcrash hasn't happened yet.

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006

First 07 posted:

I'm sort of disappointed that the bitcrash hasn't happened yet.
Is there even anything to crash yet? There's no real economy, an insigificantly tiny percentage of bitcoins are actually traded for anything of value (aside from being gambled on mt gox). Bitcoin can't really "crash" as much as its userbase will just lose interest and the whole project will putter out.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

quote:

When you laugh and mock the person offsite and encourage a forum invasion pretty much (which is against your forum's rules last I checked) that is trolling. Don't come here with this bullshit about being a white knight here to save the bitcoin community from the evils of Vegetta and Atlas and at the same time you viciously mock the community for 335 pages on your forum filled with passive aggressive, mentally broken social rejects.

Aw poo poo, who let the passive aggressive, mentally broken social rejects onto this forum?

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
You'd think they'd be happy when the trading volume picks up and there are large sales just like on real exchanges...but apparently not.

quote:

I really do understand that you must do everything to try to crush the trust in Bitcoin, just like you do with gold - but guys.. executing the largest sale in 9 days - on sunday, when MTGOX users are virtually dried out of money.. c'mon.. If you want us to believe that this is a natural market activity- you MUST try to be more subtle then that.

https://forum.bitcoin.org/index.php?topic=29687.0

It seems that if you're a holder of a large number of BTC and you choose to cash out, you must be some kind of financial terrorist.

Giraffe posted:

I got banned for my #TweetForumTweets thread.

It probably didn't help that you used a username related to your username here and on your own messageboard.

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J. Alfred Prufrock
Sep 9, 2008

Insert puns here posted:

Hahaha, nice list guys but I think you missed a few of us! Those idiots don't even realize that one of their own forum mods is a troll. Pathetic.

Dude, shut the hell up. They're clearly reading this thread: just check the last page, where they say the exact number of pages. We don't want to give away which mod is a plant, don't ruin our loving trolling. loving '11s, I tell ya what.