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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Mt Gox has a webpage from 1995. A strong currency lies here.

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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Well it's totally convenient. I mean it takes 12 hours to get the gift card to then actually purchase the poo poo, but otherwise it's amazon at your finger tips!

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Make a tf2 idle server... that doubles as a bitcoin mining operation

MY GOD. It's like I'm making quadruple money... for doing NOTHING :aaaaa:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Episode 15 of the Bitcoin Show is loving amazing. There is not enough foil in the world to protect us from the insanity of the conspiracy theories thrown about :tinfoil:

Wait... a limited commodity... MEIN GOTT... BIT FOIL

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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When a man is finally mugged for his bitcoins, then we shall know the future has arrived :patriot:

And seriously. Watch that god drat bitcoin show. It's hilarious how some of the guests turn the conversation from laundering money to how to anticipate the oncoming destruction of all world governments... where we will totally be like, free man :lsd:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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But it's not illegal to send money by carrier pigeon! Check out my website pigeons2cash.com :smug:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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I wait with baited breath for the firey cataclysm for all those who sold grandma's mattress fund to the bitcoins

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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BTC.spengler posted:

If it dips below fifty cents I'm in for thirty bucks. Worst case I lose <10% of what I've made mining.

So you've made more than 300 then? How early did you get in?

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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It's a commodity that can do absolutely nothing but be speculated on.

Speculation and investment... it's the wave of the future! :patriot:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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NO! drat it, don't talk him down from the ledge, shove him!

I wanna see the fireworks :ohdear:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Ok, so that Bitcoin show has sponsors.

PLEASE tell me they are paying Bruce in bitcoins. I want his mind totally unravel when all this poo poo totally implodes. He's probably all smug as poo poo too right now like "heh, can't believe these sponsors are giving away valuable bitcoins... that'll double in value next week! :smug: "

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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If you can't pay taxes with it, gently caress no.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Well you know how people go to Vegas and say "I won 500 bucks in one hand playing poker, it was awesome!". Of course they totally omit, without further questioning, that they blew 2,000 dollars playing at the table, for a whopping total profit of negative 1500 bucks.

I imagine bitcoins has quite a few people like this.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Oh poo poo oh poo poo oh poo poo... my kid's college fund :ohdear:

... or that's what I would be saying if I wasn't unschooling him :smug:

Seriously though, how many people are realizing they burned through all of grandma's medicine money and credit cards for nothing now

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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spidoman posted:

So, what exactly set the drop off? It stayed somewhat stable for a few days following coming back, what changed that?

The fact that it was held together by gossamer and dew drops. Imaginary ones.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Bitcoins already been infiltrated! MEIN GOTT... it was just another fiat government dollar :aaaaa:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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SlothfulCobra posted:

At this point, I keep expecting to hear that this was all some form of brilliant scam, but I can't for the life of me figure out how you would make money off of this.

You make bitcoins from mining. Bitcoins is money. You are making money.

Get with the program!!! :smug:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Mining equipment bubble bursting, bitcoin bubble bursting, so many delicious tears to soak up :allears:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Boner Slam posted:

and the stock has no actual value or potential for growth of value

And it's not really a market, more like a game of Hot Potato. Gotta get rid of the poo poo before the music stops price crashes to .00001 cents

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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The best part is if MagicTheGathering OX needs a bailout, it would cost, what, a couple new PCs and a years worth of web hosting?

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Up Up Up! bitches :smug:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Insert puns here posted:

As long as someone will buy them for ideological reasons, we won't get our crash*.

Yeah, but that won't last forever :v:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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gently caress, I forgot Barnum's Economic Law :eng99:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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phosdex posted:

I assume the certificate is so he can ship and get a tracking # for paypal disputes?

So many fees wrapped up in that 1 bitcoin. Listing and final value fees from ebay, transaction fee on paypal. If that bitcoin goes on to mtgox you got more fees.

Yeah, that's part of the scam deal. He can have proof of shipping so they can't bitch they didn't get what they bought. (not that I think that'll work)

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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The free market has decided to let someone else own bitcoin :smug:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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GoofyLM posted:

That requires work or money or something. I am more than willing to lose :10bux: gambling on my own entertainment because I feel like either way I win.


(Also, thanks for the tips, I've used the Scottrade one a little and find it all fascinating).

With FIAT money run by a GOVERNMENT. You don't GET IT. :colbert:

*sells bitcoins for cash*

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Splicer posted:

It's already happened, check out the latest (fourth) comic:

What the bitcoins people see:
LOLWACKY bitdude is blowing up the evil moneymill! GO BITCOINS!

What it actually is:
Don Quixote attacking a windmill.

What I see:
FUUUCK why is he killing Uncle Scrooge? :cry:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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bosschair posted:

I like how the future girl has a space-age hairstyle and space-age floating bracelet.

I'm glad to know that, in the future, once all governments are destroyed, we will still have minimum wage bitcoin jobs :downs:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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ManlyWeevil posted:

Minimum wage? You should be happy to work in a sweat shop.

gently caress, I forgot... glorious free market :eng99:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!

Correction. What it DOES is nothing. Totally different. :smug:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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ManlyWeevil posted:

Even our buddy Atlas, who has apparently given up killing off his 17 year old persona, has gotten in on the Bitcoin comic scene. Making what I believe is a spectacular debut, I believe I see a successful career as a political cartoonist in his future.



What are the odds on more mini-crashes this weekend? I saw the market is already down a dollar from yesterday, might it break the $10 mark?

Jesus christ, might as well use 8-bit sprites in MS paint at this point :stare:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Erenthal posted:

And with the unflinching backing of the most hilariously poorly produced TV-show in the history of television.

It's at least as good as Wayne's World. Currency in action, jerk. :colbert:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Oh man latest episode of bitcoin show is AWESOME.

"Well I'm living in my car... kinda... poor... bitcoin dream baby! :lsd:"

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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chaosbreather posted:

Actually, it isn't: the only reason why someone would care enough about bitcoins to post in a bitcoins forum is if they didn't have any actual money. Their lack of real life success is what fuels their dreams for success in this new arena, where they believe the slates are wiped clean and the playing field to be level. They believe themselves to be intelligent and savvy, so if they are not successful their inevitable conclusion must be there is something wrong with the dollars, not with them. Anyone with money and experience with money would avoid this experiment like anthrax-infused radioactive feces. Anyone without money and experience with money but don't believe that they are the second coming of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs would similarly avoid it because it is alien and risky sounding.

Thus: a forum full of people who believe themselves geniuses who know nothing. It's as inevitable as gravity.

My god... it all makes perfect sense :aaaaa:

Especially with "living out of his car" dude

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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I would make more of a Keyser Söze comparison honestly :v:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Yawgmoth posted:

I'm not gonna quote the whole thing because it's enormous, but reading this post is like staring into the abyss and having the abyss stick its tongue in your ear.

sound advice that happens to be posted by a woman, normal person conclusion - "Hrm cool, lot of great info in that."

sound advice that happens to be posted by a woman, bitcoin conclusion - "My god... they've found us...and they've sent a WOMAN... our only natural predator. :tinfoil:"

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Dubious porn site and dubious "currency"... match made in heaven

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Onkel Hedwig posted:

:catstare:

Also, I just unraveled one of bitcoins.org mysteries.

Did you ever wonder why so many posters included their wallet address in their signatures for no apparrent reason? Here's the answer: If you troll hard enough (meaning: giving sound advice), then Vegetta will pay you off to leave him alone.


Vegetta must be a purebreed lol-cow.

That's the free market in action, people! :downs:

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Tasty and Delicious posted:

Are they doing the video card return thing? It's going to be pretty awesome in a few years when I buy a defective card and I'm stuck with it because retailers won't take them back anymore.

Assholes ruined the action figure industry, and now this :argh:

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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

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Tasty and Delicious posted:

I wasn't being serious but what happened to the doll industry?

Basically items back then shared the same sku, so Darth Vader figure had the same sku as someone far less popular... let's say Jar Jar's Dad. So what some people would do is buy out all the Darth Vaders and sell them on ebay for a huge markup. Then they would take the receipt that they bought all the Vaders with and trade in the lovely old Jar Jar Dad's figures they couldn't sell, getting their money back. It definitely contributed to stores going out of business, as they were paying for returns for the wrong merchandise that nobody wanted. Then people got even bolder returning in their busted up Jar Jar's Dad figure they had as a kid stuffed in a box sealed with duct tape, so ultimate profit!!

So yeah, now everything has a unique sku.
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