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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Guys, please No, please. I want to believe that Jericho and Gulak are buddies.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2016 07:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:18 |
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Big Show and Kane are getting the band back together, aren't they.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 04:41 |
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Endless Mike posted:Tommy says it's One Night Only. ECW people being politically incorrect has worked wonders in the past few days, so sure, go for it.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 05:32 |
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Brock Lesnar posted:Hunter S. Stompson Shel Killverstein JK Disembowling "Bad rear end" Chuck Tingle
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 20:06 |
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Zack Ryder has the twisty rockets!
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2017 20:06 |
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Big Bidness posted:He didn't tear the outside of his dong, but when he got back to the locker room there was steamboat pouring out of his rickyhole. Fixed that for you.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 22:37 |
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Dias posted:What's with the pancakes being racist, is it the Aunt Jenima syrup thing or? Maybe it's a stereotype I'm not aware of, I thought it was just New Day's obsession with breakfast and dessert items. I figured the whole thing was that they were doing a lumberjack match in Canada and they had pancakes to play that up, then decided, what the hell, pancakes are awesome so let's keep it going.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 15:58 |
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DarkstarIV posted:Paging Rovert: For the past few years, Kimber Lee's CHIKARA antagonist has been a guy whose gimmick is standing around with his finger over his lips going, "Shhhhhh..." Who knew the Whisper was right all along?
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 10:38 |
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Jerusalem posted:Though the Saudi Arabia thing was its own issue, Jericho did discover that despite first getting Vince's blessing to go do some New Japan dates, and despite actually talking to him at least once about ALL IN, Vince started seemingly holding it against him, no longer responding to messages or ideas he used to be open to, showing no interest in booking him for anything, and then having WWE tell him he wasn't allowed any WWE wrestlers on his podcast anymore etc. It seems to have gotten to the point where Jericho and WWE are basically cold towards each other though not really yet openly antagnostic (Jericho might be pushing more in that direction). I also have to imagine spending over half a year building towards a big WrestleMania world title win, only for Brock to go, "Vince, make me champ instead and I'll job to Goldberg," would sting a lot. Especially considering he was shoved aside for two guys he famously does not like.
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# ¿ May 20, 2019 14:02 |
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Man, why did Trios have to be the same weekend as NYCC? https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1133184921240035328
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# ¿ May 28, 2019 02:51 |
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Karmine posted:AEW ice cream bars will be the turning point in this new wrestling war. We need Luchasaurus versions of Reptar Bars.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2019 21:05 |
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Mr. Carlisle posted:So NXT was the good brand in WWE and now NXT UK is the good sub-brand of the sub-brand and how far down will this rabbit hole go An NXT within an NXT within an NXT is part of Triple H's plan to subtly convince Vince to give him the company. *lingering shot of Cesaro swinging, cutting to black before we know if he'll spin forever or slow down*
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 15:59 |
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Jerusalem posted:poo poo, I'm still no closer to figuring out which of us is Jeff Cobb since "stoked to meet Mara Wilson" is a universal constant. Sitting here imagining Matanza Cueto being super pumped to see Mara Wilson and it's making me feel pretty good about life.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2019 04:43 |
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coconono posted:Van Hammer, absolutely instrumental for the east coast indies boom after WWF bought off all the local commissions and priced out promoters licenses. Also kind of a weird dick. How so? Is it bent? Misshapen? Smells off?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 14:24 |
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Choom Gangster posted:Dinosaurs aren't even real y'all Then I opened the door and got on the floor for nothing...
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 00:55 |
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FunMerrania posted:Maffew posted a screenshot of a discussion he had with someone on Facebook of allegations against Gulak of pedo and bestiality poo poo. A fan went to Quack about it 2 weeks ago and Quack fired him/called the cops. His page is still up, but nothing links to it and his profile pic is gone. Someone on Twitter recently posted something about how someone in the indies was doing sketchy poo poo and she didn't know whether anyone would believe her. Today she admitted that it was Rory and you have some people losing their poo poo over, "Why didn't you do anything?!"
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 23:52 |
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Hirez posted:https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/1276937475194265600 Yes, but it later turned out that John Tenta was not a shark. He was a MAN!
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2020 20:36 |
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Aw, shucks. Thanks, Seams. Must be readying himself for a fight against Walter.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 05:28 |
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Callux is great. https://twitter.com/CalluxPW/status/1284326162332889088 https://twitter.com/CalluxPW/status/1284327286414741505 https://twitter.com/CalluxPW/status/1284328100768161792 Soon after, someone found the match. https://twitter.com/CalluxPW/status/1284585175897313281
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2020 01:52 |
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Johnny Gargano stares at his hands while holding a positive pregnancy test, realizing what he's become.
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 05:19 |
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So apparently WWE blatantly ripped off what was Chikara's last major storyline? https://twitter.com/xavierfaraday/status/1290459841899696131 This doesn't bode well for the children of Zimbabwe.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 02:46 |
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Davros1 posted:What was the storyline? Ophidian, one of the Wrestle Factory trainers, went behind Quack's back and put together a Fight Club cult called the Crucible (an ends-justifies-the-means plan to protect Chikara from potential invading factions). After hours, he'd train these guys in brutal fashion and force them into underground fights with special rules. No ropes and no pins with a 2-3 minute time limit. You could only win by KO, ref stoppage, ring-out or submission. Before anyone knew what this was, "bootlegs" of the fights would appear on some YouTube channel, where it was filmed in mostly darkness and various trainees would be surrounding the ring, slapping the mat. Then cinematic episodes of something called "Heralds and Harbingers" would pop up online or after Chikara and Beyond shows about certain guys who got wrapped up in the whole thing. Eventually, Quack found out what was going on and it turned into your usual Chikara vs. invaders angle. No-rope Crucible matches became a regular thing. Throughout Raw on Twitter, a lot of former Chikara guys have been all, "WOW, this is blatant."
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 03:16 |
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Nut Bunnies posted:I would honestly buy an explanation that someone got the idea from playing Mortal Kombat or watching Bloodsport (the movie) over "WWE stole an angle from Chikara that had no buzz and nobody really knows about" But the thing is, WWE does know about it. Chikara filmed a handful of shows for the WWE Network with a bunch of Crucible stuff in it. WWE made them an offer that they didn't like and things fell through. Next thing you know, Alanis Morrisette releases a single called "Stinky Britches" and Chef is left with-- sorry, getting my stories mixed up.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 04:26 |
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MassRafTer posted:Raw Underground looked less fake than this. Rarity posted:I'm the guy doing flippy poo poo in a 'shoot' match To be fair, the context is that this is long after the whole secret fight club thing had been exposed. At this point it's the Crucible challenging Chikara guys to matches under their rules, so having a guy trying to do flippy poo poo makes sense. Nut Bunnies posted:Oooooooh my well that does change things. Its still a very dumb thing no matter what but yeah they probably swiped the dumb thing to make their dumb thing Yeah, let it be said that the Crucible story was for the most part hot garbage. I feel bad for Faraday, but for a guy who had such a huge role in making the angle happen, he really did not make himself look good in it. The only guys who came out of it getting over were the Crucible students and Whisper, the Crucible member who eventually turned face on the team. The faces came off as washout tattle-tale dorks.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2020 18:27 |
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Gambit from the X-Men posted:While the Marty Jannetty of the team, he was definitely the HBK of homicides Of all the Kliq members, he's more Scott Hall than anyone else.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 16:15 |
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Callux has been posting promo bloopers. https://twitter.com/CalluxPW/status/1293900023118344193
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 23:36 |
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Dasher Hatfield finds out he isn't in the PWI 500 and goes "it's all bullshit anyway." https://twitter.com/VeryGoodProWres/status/1299177823509385217 Meanwhile, his kayfabe son and niece both make the list. https://twitter.com/_mollymccoy_/status/1299177468549566466 https://twitter.com/BoomerHatfield/status/1299179246011768832 Now he's just slightly less bitter, so as not to fully poo poo on their success. https://twitter.com/VeryGoodProWres/status/1299180038772973572
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2020 04:15 |
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Pylons posted:What am I looking at here? Adam Carolla sucks and here are some people who follow him on Twitter.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 20:07 |
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The biggest heel in cinema history is Gene from Wreck-It Ralph.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2020 22:23 |
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Lamuella posted:what the gently caress is a "january"? A terrible actress.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 15:40 |
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Tato posted:Ms. Marvel's comic sold 13,116 copies in January. Even the best selling comics (which are typically re-launched #1s and poo poo) strain to sell even 6 figures a month and rapidly plummet, causing them to relaunch over and over. Ms. Marvel has certainly sold a fair amount of graphic novels (even though Scholastic and book fairs) so I can see some younger folks being familiar with her, but also understand why most people would think she was made up. Marvel has done a lot of pushing the last 5 years making her more visible, but it's a very niche audience I guess Mr. Cage is not a part of. Cage complaining about Ms. Marvel just makes me think of years back when people were annoyed that Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 threw in that obscure talking raccoon character that Marvel was supposedly about to make a space movie out of that was absolutely going to bomb. And Triple H nodded along with that.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2020 20:24 |
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Alaois posted:now lets talk about Hawkman When the Injustice game came out, I did these posts in the fighting games thread to explain the comic book characters to people who didn't read comics. There was nothing I could do to make Hawkman not sound like the most confusing poo poo ever no matter how hard I tried.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2020 20:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 01:18 |
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Remember how a bunch of former Chikara guys got mad that Raw Underground/Retribution (when it seemed like the angles were connected) was a poor man's knockoff of their poor man's storyline? Matt Demorest was part of that Chikara angle in what was basically the spot T-Bar filled.
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