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Inspired by the First World Problems Rap, viewable here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2p5svFJ9cQ Post your own personal first world problems - not only is it kinda fun, but it also makes you step back and see how inconsequential some of your problems are. Here's some of mine: - When I wanna watch the latest episode of a show on sidereel, and people post links to the second to last episode under the title of the latest episode. - My cellphone provider automatically renewed my contract and spent all the points I'd saved up on free text messages or minutes or something, when I really wanted to use them to get a new phone for free.
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Sometimes when I play Words With Friends, I get three of the same letter.
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Sep 19, 2011 19:39
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This thread kinda already existed a few years ago. It was even made into a front page article: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/first-world-problems.php Spanish Manlove has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Aug 16, 2012 |
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Sep 19, 2011 19:40
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I hate it when I'm really tired and want to go to bed but I'm THAT tired that I can't be arsed getting up. Just kill me now. 
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Sep 19, 2011 19:51
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The network infrastructure in my area overheats every summer, causing repeated outages.
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Sep 19, 2011 19:52
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Sometimes when I lay down to sleep and get really comfortable, I get an itch on the side that I'm laying on. GAAWDD.
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Sep 19, 2011 19:55
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Last night my boyfriend offered to make me a burrito since he was going to anyways and I said no because I wasn't hungry. When he came back in with his food I changed my mind. 
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Sep 19, 2011 19:57
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I don't have enough time to watch Friday Night Lights even though I hear it is a very good television show.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:00
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When I got in to work this morning I found that someone drained the coffee without making a new batch. I went to make a new batch and found that we were out of the Caribou coffee that we normally have, and instead had to make the vastly inferior Starbucks blend.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:00
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I'm forced to use dial up at work.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:05
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Today I went to buy a video game but in the three stores I checked they didn't have any in stock
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Sep 19, 2011 20:05
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I slept for about 10 hours last night in a big comfortable bed, and I still woke up feeling tired! Ugh!
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Sep 19, 2011 20:08
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A game on Steam that costs $49.99 costs 49.99Euro. I should have pre-ordered games before I moved back.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:10
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I hate to be a party pooper, but didn't a thread like this get moved to e/n and then get gassed a while back for being pretty terrible?
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Sep 19, 2011 20:11
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower I was my leg, continue to clean the rest of my body, then forget which leg I've washed and have to wash both.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:19
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I was out watering the garden and the hose got a kink in it like eight times and every time it did I had to set my drink down in the dirt to get it unkinked. Then my hands were dirty after touching the hose. Also the neighbor's dog would not stop barking at me now matter how many times I swore at it.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:41
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candywife posted:I'm forced to use dial up at work. I'm pretty sure that's not a first world problem any more.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:53
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Sometimes I have trouble figuring out what I want to eat because there's so many choices.
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Sep 19, 2011 20:53
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I've gone a bit wrong on the sock I'm knitting, but I can't be bothered to go back and put it right. Now I'm slightly worried that the pattern will be a bit off further down the leg. I need a bath, but all the towels are on top of the drier, and I'll have to walk on the cold kitchen floor to get to them, or find my slippers, which is a degree of commitment to this bath that I don't feel ready for and will require me to stop knitting the previously mentioned sock slightly earlier than I otherwise would. If I go and fetch the towels, I'll have to decide what to read in the bath, and I've already read everything that I'm prepared to get wet at least once. Now I need to go to the charity shop and buy more books.
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Sep 19, 2011 21:00
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Sometimes after a long, hot shower in the evening, I comb my wet hair, but when I lay in my comfy bed, my hair gets messed up before the morning.
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Sep 19, 2011 21:02
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I like to soak in a hot shower but it makes the skin between my fingers really dry. 
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Sep 19, 2011 21:43
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What?! I have to sign up 2 different places to have video games and movies dropped off at my door and watch them instantly beamed to me from space?
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Sep 19, 2011 21:45
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The power button on my Droid Incredible doesn't work 
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Sep 19, 2011 21:51
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I have the option to get a new phone with a new contract a few months early, but this would require me to pay for Verizon's new tiered data rates. I use more than the 2GB per month, so my new contract would be more expensive  
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Sep 19, 2011 21:56
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Sometimes I really want Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday.
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Sep 19, 2011 22:12
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Frosted Ambassador posted:Sometimes I really want Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday. Bless you, oh my god bless you for this post.  
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Sep 19, 2011 22:18
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Frosted Ambassador posted:Sometimes I really want Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday. To that end, I wish businesses all across America didn't close early or open late just because it's Sunday and we're a nation built around accounting for people going to church all day on Sunday.
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Sep 19, 2011 22:18
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I'm thirsty but the drinks are upstairs. I have to wait an extra 1-3 days for PayPal transfers because I'm in Canada. I have to take the bus to work. My wireless keyboard and mouse are out of batteries so I have to use wired ones. Edit: I have to go out and buy batteries.
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Sep 19, 2011 22:19
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When I used to fly to the south of France to visit my retired ex-pat Dad, I had to use an AZERTY keyboard and dialup connection. Oh the horror!
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Sep 19, 2011 22:28
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I've been out of town for a couple weeks and all the food I have in my place is ramen and I had that for lunch. I could go to the store but it's a whole 5 minutes away and I have to walk out to my truck and and and
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Sep 19, 2011 22:31
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I paid $10 to post on this forum and the OP can't even get a decent rap about first world problems. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3w1_E1V46M (No really, how did you find some random kid and not MC Frontalot?)
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Sep 19, 2011 22:37
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None of my friends have Dead Island so I have no one to play co-op withKraus posted:I paid $10 to post on this forum and the OP can't even get a decent rap about first world problems. Because at least the kid was amusing while MC Frontalot should have been laughed out of music by now?
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Sep 19, 2011 22:41
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My hairline is receding so fast I'll probably be bald by thirty.
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Sep 19, 2011 22:48
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I just can't get the hang of portion control
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Sep 19, 2011 22:59
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I bought a baby-wipes warmer to warm my wet wipes and it doesn't warm them enough a bloo bloo 
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Sep 19, 2011 23:01
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After Thanksgiving, I have way too many leftovers. My college only offers 500 pages of free printing. I am overburdened with a gym bag that I packed too full of work-out related items. My life is so hard!
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Sep 19, 2011 23:05
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The baristas at Intelligentsia were snide to me. Michael Voltaggio's new sandwich restaurant is closed Monday AND Tuesday. What the gently caress, who does that? I wanted my foie gras and fried chicken skin sandwich, goddamnit! The 408 bus is fast and awesome with on-board TVs, but it doesn't run that often. The 8 bus is old and dirty and slow with no TVs, but it runs every five seconds. THIS IS A HARD DECISION. Gluten-free beer is gross. spite house has a new favorite as of 23:10 on Sep 19, 2011 |
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Sep 19, 2011 23:07
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The inside of my ear is really itchy
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Sep 19, 2011 23:08
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I have a part time job where I literally sit around and read stuff on the internet all day. But no one understands my pain. It's just so boring, guys!!! My life is a living hell.
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Sep 19, 2011 23:08
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I had an iPhone 3GS, then my new job gave me an iPhone 4 for a work line. It is a real hassle to carry 2 iPhones
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