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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Mister Chief posted:

Geez, you really wouldn't like Django Unchained then.

I thought the Django trailer just had James Brown, the hardest working man in show business?

You guys also forgot the Red Tails trailer. If trailers are going to keep using rap to attract teens, use somethin good, like Biggie.

Edit: /\ Oh gently caress, is that true? Now I'm always going to be looking at his hands

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Leaving me behind in Vegas won't bring back your goddamned honey!

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Hey Kool-Aide!

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Ghostpilot posted:




And here's a couple others.


I actually like these. The X-Files one is pretty creepy, except for the ufo, which turns it into a mystery theme.

The blade runner one has odd colors but immediately tells you its going to be a serious movie with a flashy city as the setting.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Gonz posted:

BEETLE



GEUSE

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Maybe those posters want us to see the ugly faces stabbed by seeing the movie. I agree, a better poster would've had a sense of scale, like David vs goliath. But breaking up characters into a series of posters with text on them like that is either some dumbtrend or a bad artist keeps getting work.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Of course the alien queen is black, you racist poster maker.

Training Day would be a better movie for a chess poster anyway.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

penismightier posted:

Arsene Lupine, 1932



So that's what they were copying in "The Artist", cool.

That wonka poster is mega :catdrugs:.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

MikeJF posted:



I think of this cover as one of the low points of our civilisation.

John's face is hilarious.

On the topic: http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/01/15

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

ShufflerZero posted:

After much delay I thought, "Why don't I post some more?"
So here is a simulation of staying at your grandparent's house presented in the form of dodgy movie posters




This looks so dang familiar, was that picture used for other movies?

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
That movie rules anyway, it has The Gunny, playing the same character from FMJ, basically (I think that's the only character he can do).

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

MokBa posted:

Yes, Drive, in which Ron Perlman is third billed. Not seventh. There wasn't anyone else relatively known in that movie, right? Just Gosling, Mulligan, and Hellboy.

Well Hellboy does rule, and Ron is important to the plot.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Young Freud posted:

That looks like it could have been for home video release or DVD release. But yeah, it looks pretty recent and similar, no doubt to capitalize on Jurassic Park.

Or maybe not, since it has almost 10 years on JP. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/baby_secret_of_the_lost_legend/

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Real a choice; Danger is. Fear is.

Sounds like something Charlie would say on IASiP.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

penismightier posted:

Who on the entire planet doesn't like Will Smith??

Aliens. Nuke 'em.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Vagabundo posted:

I like this poster. It tells us a lot about how they're going to portray John Milius in the film.



I hope there's a scene with him and Arnie doing the Conan commentary. "Valkyrie!"

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Hey, the only good mondo artist. Well too bad mondo posters are a huge cocktease to create artificial demand and drive up the price even though they're super easy to print thousands of.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

You miss The Whole Nine Yards???

I love that movie, just rewatched it 2 days ago.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

the_american_dream posted:

I cant not see Don Knotts playing Some Otherguy

Is that Don? Thought he died years ago. Looks like the cryptkeeper now.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
So many white kids.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

casa de mi padre posted:

His origin story is that Tony Stark blinded him with science.

The future's so full of lens flares I gotta wear shades.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Aatrek posted:

Some of the best Trek adventures didn't involve the ships in any measurable way.

I just watched the '79 movie last night and it had a lot of screentime devoted to showing ships.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Those Disney ones are almost great. Also I love how the WWZ one looks like the fall of Saigon.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
That same text could apply to a bunch of days. Pearl Harbor, Lexington/Concord, fall of Versailles, the day the meteor killed he dinos, Alderaan, Smaug attacking Erebor, etc.

Woah, I didn't mean to offend you, just saying that it's overused phrases.

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Mar 26, 2013

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Opens an avenue for Nick Cage too, with a National Treasure tie-in.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
And movie about a liar wearing "honest" Abe's hat, good joke.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Vagabundo posted:

A glove that sexually assaults people is threatening enough already.

Reminds me of the powerglove kid from The Wizard.  Also "Fister roboto" from Archer.  There was some cheesy 80's movie about an evil robot impregnating a woman too.


That Weird Science poster is rad, but the movie is one of Hughes' worst, full of white male privilege and sexism. So of course I liked it as a teenager.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I hope there are more, like http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m135oeYC6H1qhrsdqo1_500.png

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Lobok posted:



This guy just makes the whole thing:






Captain Ahab there. Also Dino DeL gave us the 1982 Conan, so he rules.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I'm less likely to hate that because its not out in 2012 to cash in on the Mayan crap.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Terminal Entropy posted:

People will try to buy them out during the sales so they can flip them on ebay for a markup when there are no more.

And this is why the mondo artificial printing limit pisses me off and makes me boycott them.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Cast him for Beorn.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Hedenius posted:

Hell, I doubt it's actually possibly to deliver on that as well as I'm imagining it.

http://i.minus.com/ic9cCEeCc3sio.gif

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Suzuki Method posted:

In my humble opinion, this one would be even better with smaller text. It's a pretty unique image for a poster but I feel the text is just crowding the crap out of it. If I were in a theater and I saw that image, I would come closer to it to see it better.

I thought the same thing. (I also thought it looked like Spock peed a bunch. In space nobody can hear you pee)

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Darthemed posted:


I suppose any film with a name like that is going to lose points just for evoking Michael Myers' magnum opus.



Is that the real poster? Holy crap it's awful.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

BisonDollah posted:

So what posters do we actually own and display? I found myself so close to spending a week's wages on a Thai 'The Return of the Living Dead' poster when half-pissed last night.

I still have the Mallrats poster I got in college, it's pretty good. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/96/Mallrats.jpg/215px-Mallrats.jpg
And my bland "Strange Brew" poster I still keep around out of laziness. It's http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/14/A70-7098, but looking for it, http://mlkshk.com/r/C52I would be much cooler.

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Apr 21, 2013

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
For Blade Runner I'd prefer other stills for a basic poster.

http://macheney.blogs.plymouth.edu/files/2008/12/blade-runner-eye1.jpg
http://unaffiliatedcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Look-on-your-works-Deckard-and-despair..png
http://amazingstoriesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Roy_Batty_by_BASSHOLE-460x249.jpg
http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/234647/Harrison-Ford-as-Deckard-in-Bladerunner-blade-runner-8243090-1600-1101.jpg
http://latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/blade-runner-harrison-ford.jpg?w=600&h=300

maybe one of Harrison at the end when he's sitting down listening to Roy, can't find a good link for it

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Suzuki Method posted:

It said the video can't be found/was taken down so I clicked a related link.

Someone uploaded the entire film on Youtube.

Why.

Compare it to Foodfight!

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
5's almost a good design, except the hammer isn't integral to the plot, and the font for the title is horrible.

6 is decent, at least it's different than most Drive posters.

Rest are very very bad.

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Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Originally it was going to be mega-budget blockbuster about the Lone Ranger hunting werewolves, then John Carter flopped and they rebooted production to make it more grounded. They only just started filming last year, but they somehow managed to release a teaser last summer.

New trailer made it seem cool, got a revenge/clear out the political corruption vibe, which is what the Lone Ranger should be about imo.

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