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Dick Trauma posted:These would be great cereals. Emperor Boo-Berry! Do you mean General Grievous?
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kiimo posted:Who photoshopped Gwyneth Paltrow's giant head onto Jessica Chastain's tiny body? Huh, I was thinking Cate Blanchett, but yeah, her face looks weird in this poster.
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Aug 6, 2015 01:29
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I'd buy a Doof Warrior / Wagon poster. Don't google for them. You will end up sad and disappointed at the  efforts.
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Aug 8, 2015 03:21
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Waffleman_ posted:Motherfucker, I can't believe it took me this long to get the Godzilla joke. Yeah, but killing Cranston was a HUGE mistake. He was just on a podcast I listened to, and he actually mentions he raised that very point when he saw his character was dead by page 50. His argument was they spent the start of the movie building an emotional center around this character and then they yank him offstage with a huge cane leaving the audience without anyone to identify with for the rest of the movie.
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Aug 11, 2015 19:14
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Party Boat posted:What kind of monster doesn't identify with Godzilla?! Definitely no one watching the last Godzilla movie. It wasn't on screen long enough.
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Aug 11, 2015 21:42
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When I first heard of this, I thought it might be another Amazon Women on the Moon. Alas it was stupid, unlike AWotM which was stupid-funny.
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Aug 13, 2015 00:23
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Madkal posted:Cough cough "John Carter of Mars" cough cough "Lone Ranger" Cough cough. I'm still pissed about the marketing poo poo show around John Carter of Mars.
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Aug 17, 2015 19:22
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Bruce Lee not included. Shaw Brothers' movies are great fun. Source: El Rey. The best cable channel ever.
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Aug 18, 2015 14:00
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ThatPazuzu posted:I love Deus Ex but the Rockwell art throws me off. The games don't really have a 1950's aesthetic. I think they're trying to evoke a 1950's "McCarthy/Red Menace" vibe with these.
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Aug 23, 2015 19:08
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Erebus posted:It's odd, because at E3 and elsewhere they've said they're going for an apartheid theme, which isn't really the same thing. Maybe they thought red scare imagery just connected more with American audiences, or maybe they didn't want their marketing to get confused with a Neill Blomkamp movie. It may come down to more of a "know your audience" aspect. Americans are not very familiar with apartheid propaganda and these are very evocative of the Red Menace. Perhaps a similar treatment in South Africa would have more of an apartheid feel to them. Maybe if they had gone the route of the Japanese internment camps during WWII, but I don't know if there was anything other than the "caricature of the enemy" type of propaganda then. There wasn't a "turn in your neighbor and report them" vibe in those (or maybe there was, I just haven't seen any posters like that). Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Aug 24, 2015 |
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Aug 24, 2015 22:52
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Free Drinks posted:I remember this as box art from one of the video stores my family went to when I was a little kid. It legitimately terrified me, full on nightmare-fuel. I remember I was actually scared to walk down the horror aisles because some of the covers scared the poo poo out of me. I love how the even the box art tacitly admits the other two tales are poo poo. But "Zuni Fetish Doll" loving terrified me when I first saw it as a kid. It more than offsets the other two stories (which I can't even remember off the top of my head).
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Aug 26, 2015 16:17
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kiimo posted:Whoever pronounces it bio-pic is an idiot who pronounces a word wrong so there. Dictionaries disagree with you.
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Aug 26, 2015 23:35
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Free Drinks posted:I know it's a dumb thing to continue on with, but it still is really uprising people would pronounce it like bi-opic rather than bio-pic. I always assumed the word came from smashing 'biography' and 'picture' together so that is how you would say it. Budget: $10 million Box office: $14,000 quote:In the year 2017, the United States has suffered a series of civil insurrections and economic downturns, fragmenting into post-apocalyptic wastelands and limited civilized areas. One of the effects of the economic crisis is a decline in manufacturing, and heavy emphasis on recycling aging 20th Century mechanical equipment. At the same time, robotic technology has made tremendous developments, and female androids (or "gynoids") are used as substitutes for wives. Society has become increasingly bureaucratic and hypersexualized, with the declining human sexual encounters requiring contracts drawn up by lawyers prior to sexual activity. "gynoids"
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Aug 27, 2015 17:59
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Sleeveless posted:They both mean the exact same thing unless you're going out of your way to intentionally use an archaic and lesser-known definition of the word. You've alwaya been wrong and even if you weren't you would still be insufferable. Is today irony post day?
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Aug 27, 2015 23:01
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muscles like this? posted:Alien vs Predator 6? I think that's supposed to be a flourish of the "R". Or a 6. Who knows with these posters.
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Aug 29, 2015 00:33
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That's more evovative of the Brothers Hildebrandt poster, but I still don't like it for some reason. EDIT: Figured it out. There's too much going on. Compare to the classic: 
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Sep 4, 2015 23:54
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Neo Rasa posted:Did you see the Guardians of the Galaxy post credits? They are both owned by Disney now......... Are you talking about Howard the Duck?
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Sep 8, 2015 22:00
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Like the first one. The second one is OK. Not a fan of the third one.
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Sep 10, 2015 17:28
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gently caress you, tagline! It's "couldn't". You "couldn't" care less! I think I just had a Tumblr-Trigger moment (not to be confused with a legitimate PTSD trigger)
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Sep 11, 2015 18:36
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But... why are they using a surfing term? I mean in the context of the original it made sense. But here it's nonsensical, much like the movie will be I expect.
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Sep 17, 2015 01:37
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muscles like this? posted:Did the lawsuit about that ever get resolved? There's a whole thing about some people claiming they own the character even though most of the stories are in the public domain. It was settled and Doyle's estate "is very pleased", but I don't think any details about the settlement are known.
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Sep 23, 2015 03:38
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Wedemeyer posted:Look, I just thought the artist drew her weirdly in that poster. Its not a loving statement about anything. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!
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Sep 23, 2015 19:33
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Allen Wren posted:Ugh, every time I read about Start whistling back stage, too.
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Sep 27, 2015 04:21
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Sleeveless posted:Del Toro blew three years on a $100+ million adaptation of In The Mountains Of Madness that was ultimately canned because he refused to compromise on anything, after that Silent Hills getting cancelled shortly after it was announced was probably a small mercy. I'm still bummed about At The Mountains of Madness not being made.
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Sep 28, 2015 23:03
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Shoehead posted:I love how this is shot from below but the viewer is eye level with the door in the back. God drat it.
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Oct 5, 2015 21:42
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King Vidiot posted:Well seeing as how Paul Reubens isn't going to be cast in Season 2 and that's clearly meant to be Oswald Cobblebot's parents lifted directly from Batman Returns, I'd say there's a good possibility that it's real. It is real.
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Oct 12, 2015 01:00
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"Still" is a really horrible word to use in a sequel's subtitle, and it's probably the worst word to use in a sequel's tagline. Good stuff, Disney. C-C-C-Combo Breaker! 
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Oct 17, 2015 17:53
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Poster is still too god drat busy. Like the last one, I get they're trying to recapture the classic Brothers Hildebrandt poster, but it becomes increasingly obvious they have no clue why the original Star Wars poster was so loving good. Plus lovely photoshop skills don't help. It's not like they didn't have a budget to afford an actual decent artist.
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Oct 18, 2015 17:33
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spanky the dolphin posted:Looks too digital to be a Drew Struzan poster? 
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Oct 18, 2015 21:26
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joedevola posted:The real puzzle is why anyone would want to own a copy of that terrible film. Because it's a fun popcorn film that's not as good as the first, but better than the second and the unmentionable one. That and the raptor hunting pack alpha is Chris Pratt on a motorcycle. And dinosaurs.
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Oct 19, 2015 15:50
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:American author Dean Ing wrote a spy thriller called 'Spookers'. If I recall he also wrote a (non-fiction) book about how to survive Y2K from a survivalist perspective.
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Oct 24, 2015 01:15
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Moacher posted:I feel like Terry Crews is too good for this right now, but then I look at his filmography and realize that nah, he's in a lot of lovely stuff. I get that everyone has to do "hey, a paycheque's a paycheque" movies, he just seems to recognize and own that fact in a more self-aware way than others I guess, which is why the Terry Crews brand stays so strong. While there's a self-awareness about him, especially in comedies, I seem to remember reading/hearing an interview with him about how he's "blessed" with a career he never could have imagined for himself. And that every role he takes from the commercials to movies he does wholeheartedly and enthusiastically because he truly is enjoying what he's doing. I think people can see that and respond to that.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:46
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Vintersorg posted:Punisher War Zone is aggressively bad but goons have latched onto it for pretty colours and over the top violence that is just boring. Its the ironic shitposting of movies IMO. Aphrodite posted:The Blade movies are also bad.
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Oct 30, 2015 17:28
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Isn't this a like making a movie about the Monster Manual?
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Nov 4, 2015 03:48
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dog days are over posted:She looks like she's just hanging out in the middle of a laser gun battle and they're not managing to hit her star wars joke I dunno I don't watch these movies I was thinking those are from the holo-displays in a command center.
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Nov 6, 2015 04:01
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Thanks for the nightmare fuel. I just keep imagining you lay paralyzed on your back at night and everything slowly starts to fade, with this as your last image.
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Nov 9, 2015 15:51
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Vintersorg posted:The little tiny promos they did are kinda funny. Sadly, those are probably funnier than the movie will be.
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Nov 22, 2015 21:41
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dreezy posted:i love just how few fucks they gave about photoshopping those sunglasses onto the dog and possibly also will ferrell The sunglasses are what you zero in on? How about the whole thing? That's composited from most likely individual protraits. The lighting is all over the place. Look at the shadows on Penelope Cruz vs. the folds on Mugato's robe thing.
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Dec 2, 2015 02:01
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dreezy posted:oh yeah, but that's par for the course with lovely posters. the sunglasses look like literal clipart Yeah, taking a look back at it, those sunglasses are a whole other level of craptastic.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I haven't seen any of them, but apparently Agents of Shield, Agent Carter, and especially Daredevil and Jessica Jones are supposed to be better than the marvel movies. Agents of Shield has been batshit insane this season. In the best possible way. It keeps seeming like there's no way they can top the previous episode, and then they do. HOWEVER, if you are just starting, I'd highly recommend going to Netflix and suffering through the 1st half of Season 1, enjoy the second half, Season 2 is pretty good. Because Season 3 ain't got no time for introducing new viewers to the characters, explaining motivations developed in the previous seasons, or doing info-dumps to establish the shows universe if they've already covered it.
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