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Jedit posted:Nice classical reference there. If it's good enough for Ken Russell...  I've had this poster on my hard drive for years, but only just realised that Lil is actually a bobble-head doll. 
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A couple of posters from the long and varied career of John Saxon. Admit it, you mis-read the title at first, right?  TOUCHDOWN!  Wherein the Atomic Clipart Army thwarts an invasion by Curt Conners and an armada of somewhat-shocked bowler hats.  If all the actors maintained these expression for ninety minutes, I might watch it. 
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Jun 12, 2014 09:19
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Leper Residue posted:this very well may be one of the greatest things I've seen on these forums. It's pretty high on the list, all right. Mini-poster dump-Wild and Crazy Guy(ana) Edition. Wild Guitar: "My son's face has been attacked by bees" version.  Wild Guitar: "Why no, I've never drawn a human face before. Why do you ask?" version.  Crazy, Redundent and Redundent.  I own this poster. In the only classy touch this sleaze-fest has, the bikini top has actually been airbrushed on. 
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Jun 16, 2014 12:09
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Guyana: Cult of the Damned is one of my favorite tasteless exploitation movies ever. Where'd you get this poster? It was actually given to me at a 24-hour movie marathon, in exchange for a collection of movie soundtracks. Sadly, I don't have the wall space to display it, so it's been tucked behind an old CD tower for the last few years.
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Jun 16, 2014 20:40
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K. Waste posted:The Big Red Square That is a pretty bland poster, alright. My wife surprised me with framed lobby poster from a 50th anniversary screening back in '96, and it's a thing of beauty. Sadly, it's in storage at the moment, and I can't find a picture anywhere. So here's a better Bogart poster instead. 
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Jun 18, 2014 00:58
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"Mr Dinklage, could you just hold up Mr Berengers gun for the poster, please?"
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Jun 18, 2014 01:39
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I like The Octagon, and I don't care who knows it. Norris Poster-Dump GO! Overcompensating for something, Mr. Norris?  Much better...  Indinorris Jones and the Temple of Huh?  Awesome French Octagon poster, even if Chuck appears to be channelling Marcel Marceau.  Final Form: CHUCKZILLA! 
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Jun 19, 2014 10:55
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Frostwerks posted:Your dump sucks. So do most of these movies. Your point? Just for you though, I'll post a picture of Steven Seagal with a Stealth Bomber lodged in his head. Happy now? 
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Jun 19, 2014 11:55
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Frostwerks posted:I meant it in the sense of "you call that a dump?". Some of us aren't as full as poo poo as others.
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Jun 20, 2014 12:52
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Anyway, the get pack to posters, here's a couple from my lastest regular Friday B-Movie night. Not even half as bad as it's reputation, with some high-class Gold-blumming. Enjoyed by all.  Followed by a somewhat sub-par Pam Grier historical womens empowerment/gratuious titty flick. Endured by most. 
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Jun 20, 2014 13:03
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A trio of posters for New Zealand horror and horror-comedies. WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS-Just released. I haven't seen it yet, but I assume it's hilarious.  HOUSEBOUND-Local release set for September. Getting good word-of-mouth from SXSW.  DEATHGASM-Just started filming, an 80's Rock 'n' Roll Slasher homage. Winner of a "Make My Horror Movie" contest, slated for 2015. 
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Jun 22, 2014 10:24
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Basticle posted:This guy is amazing Can't disagree with that! Tenuously Connected Poster Post: All-Killer Edition No wall is safe!  Shogun or Genie of the Lamp? You decide!  I have been trying to hunt down this Out-Of-Print movie for quite some time.  The least-flattering portrait of Karen Black yet!  A Shaw Brothers biker flick. My brain is barely able to process this combo.  Bless you, Dick Clark!  I have no idea what's going on here.  I'll see myself out.... 
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Jun 28, 2014 10:02
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The late Karen Black did have quite a lot of face, but she was in no way the drunken hobgoblin of the Killer Fish poster. Here's a more flattering image: 
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Jun 28, 2014 21:32
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Hey, Adam Sandler's films are listed as "comedies", yet they always instill a deep sense of dread in me.
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Jun 29, 2014 13:18
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ShufflerZero posted:Looks like someone remembers the font from 'House'. Which leads me to... Let the House Party continue! The gang's all here!  Things get noisy quickly!  Who invited these guys?  Get a room, you two. Wait, you did.  Cleanup is going to be a bitch... 
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Jun 30, 2014 01:53
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morestuff posted:A Chocolate Chip and Pinto Co-Production Yep, it almost looks like a parody... and yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRe-mNHRjv0
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Jun 30, 2014 02:08
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Compare and Contrast: BATTLETRUCK (1982, New Zealand) The "Heavy Metal Covershot" edition.  The "Wistful Michael Beck' edition.  The "American Re-Titled Awesome Panel Van Art" edition.  The Chilean "Holy poo poo, It's Coming Right at Us!" edition.  The "We Ran Out of Money and Imagination" VHS edition.  The obligatory "Really, Japan? You're Going With That?" edition.  The German "Everything Explodes at Once" Edition 
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Jul 5, 2014 13:13
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ShufflerZero posted:50: I'm so 6 of these kids and their drat posters Every one of these looks like the cover of the scripts off-brand novelization.
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I'd like to weigh in on this discussion, but all I can add is... I still like Alien: Resurrection. Well, the first 90% of it, anyway. Don't hate me for it. And now: Phantoms! (Part 1 of several) Trapped in a diving suit and my wife has fainted! Send help!  He hears the Muzak of the Night, I assume?  The Luchadore of the Opera!  Seen it recently. The poster only HINTS at the madness within.  Ook.  "Vot the hell is THAT zing?"  That thing will NEVER be able to close it's mouth properly. 
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Jul 7, 2014 12:23
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Phantoms, Part 2. 5,000 cast members left of poster due to space concerns.  Phantom of the Derps  A Nightmare on Elm Street XVIIII: Freddy's Halloween Costume  SEE! The most confused mutant Moomin of all time!  Floating Head Poster, circa 1945 
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Jul 8, 2014 03:47
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Mister J posted:
Robert Davi Posters, AWAY! Fresh Water. Fresh meat. A Paycheque. *sigh* Sign me up.  "So, could you run that plan by me ONE more time?"  Either Robert Davi got a dye-job, or someone's credit-OCD is about to kick in again.  This poster I like.  This poster I LOVE!  Rober Z'dar gets upstaged for the re-release!  The back cover shows who the REAL star of the flick is. 
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Jul 13, 2014 11:16
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Dissapointed Owl posted:jesus christ ...is about the only person NOT signed up for that flick.
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Jul 13, 2014 13:56
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Vincent posted:He's got that bicycle-reflector mohawk right there. And yet that spaceship is still about to land on him. Are they blind? Compare and Contrast: Last Friday' s home double-feature edition. ACROSS 110th Street vs.GALAXY OF TERROR. Guess who survives the flick group-shot version.  Mortified Anthony Quinn DVD version.  Best tagline version.  Best Italian title version.  Lurid, if slightly inaccurate version of icky space-worm rape scene version!  Alternative title obvious ALIEN rip-off version  REALLY obvious ALIEN rip-off version  Obligatory Italian Oh-God-Look-at-Erin-Morans-Giant-Eyeballs version. 
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Jul 19, 2014 10:22
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Am I getting old when my first thought is "Those girls are going to get hypothermia!"? This (slightly NSFW) poster goes for the same approach as Ski School 2, only.. less so. 
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Jul 20, 2014 20:51
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CaptainHollywood posted:I was thinking low-budget Iron Man, but this is much better. Well, with the colour scheme, it's appropriate someone's doing the Dreamworks Eyebrow. In the spirit of AVENGERS 2: Not-So Super Supers. SuperItalianMan and his amazing aerodynamic head!  Main superpower: Kickin' your honky rear end!  I have nothing to say that's funnier than Terrance Hills expression.  SuperNameCheckMan!  Nice suspenders, Super Ninja 1!  THRILL to eye-poking and head-boinking! Oops, wrong Stooge.  Estúpido que Supersonic Man!  If it wasn't for her Black Belt, this would be an NC-17 poster. 
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Jul 24, 2014 10:04
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Gorilla Salad posted:To be fair, the Super Van was a pretty cool looking car: I'd like to imagine that Super Van was stored somewhere on board the Big Bus. 
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Jul 25, 2014 13:01
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Japan has a real nack for making action poster even more... action-y.  Can't wait to see what they do with Fury Road.
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Jul 27, 2014 09:04
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BOAT SHOWBOAT posted:They don't actually hold up that well, and I'm Australian. I agree with you, but only if you're talking about THUNDERDOME. Seeing as how Mad Max 2 is the the single greatest movie Australia has ever produced. With the only possible exceptions being one of the following:    So speaks the New Zealander.
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Jul 27, 2014 10:34
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Facepalm Ranger posted:...Isn't that just Drew Struzan's poster for 'The Thing' without all the titles over the top though? Compare and Contrast: Things. The Thing  Mondo Thing  Serbian Thing  Alternative Thing  Japanese Thing  Original Thing  Totally Different Thing  Two Things 
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Jul 28, 2014 11:31
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Oh, so it's a Bad-rear end Off you want, huh?  Your move, punk!
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Jul 30, 2014 00:06
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Vaguely-Related Posters Post: Rember the Days of the Old Schoolyard? Let's start with a classic!  And don't they look upset about having their morals corrupted?  I'm sensing a trend developing...  ...Or not.  AKA: One of the 8 million "Schoolgirl Report" flicks of the 70's.  And we're back on topic!  I love the Miss Univers Pageant. It's not as good as Miss Worl, of course...  ALSO a "Schoolgirl Report" flick. (and almost non-worksafe, if the photo wasn't over-exposed) 
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Aug 3, 2014 11:19
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Okay, that man has plenty of time on his hands. Among other things, I'd wager.
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Aug 4, 2014 10:51
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Wolfsheim posted:Not only was the House on Haunted Hill remake pretty good, he was actually good in it. Here's the boring poster: The original also has relatively few alternate designs. Who'd try to improve that masterpiece? The French, that's who. AKA the "What did they do to Vincent Price's face?" Sexual Harassment Skeleton poster. 
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Aug 5, 2014 10:44
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Crowetron posted:Oh, cool, I didn't know Bill Murray was in this. Or possibly Criswell. 
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Aug 5, 2014 10:56
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Almost certainly screening this as part of this week's Friday Night Flicks. Doubly so after being told it has James "Uncle Phil" Avery in the cast.
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Aug 7, 2014 13:21
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Distorted Kiwi posted:Almost certainly screening this as part of this week's Friday Night Flicks. Doubly so after being told it has James "Uncle Phil" Avery in the cast. Quoting myself to say... The poster lied.  Seriously one of the least comprehensible slices of 80's kinda-ALIEN, kinda-BLADE RUNNER, lots of-ELECTRIC DREAMS sci-fi I've seen recently. And glacially paced to boot. We followed it up with Eric Roberts and James Earl Jones having a scenery-eating contest in THE AMBULANCE, and all was right with the world again.
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Aug 8, 2014 21:35
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Well, the people of... [looking at the poster again] ...general Eastern European/Middle Eastern countries never seem quite right. Pretty much. Compare and Contrast: DEATH RACE 2000! U.S Version  U.S Version 2: Car Impacting David Carradine's Crotch Edition  Italian Version: Carmageddon Edition  Colombian Version: Look, Chicks! Edition  Turkish Version: Decapitated David Carradine Naked Superhero Holy poo poo, I'm Tripping Balls Edition  Japanese Version: David Who? Edition 
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Aug 11, 2014 10:10
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Gaz2k21 posted:You should watch it man its great. Seconded. And thirded and fourthed. Watch that flick. Now. NOW!
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Aug 12, 2014 09:35
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Jedit posted:No, at worst it's posting inline NWS images because you think you're funny. Hint: there is only one funny person involved in the making of that post, and he hanged himself. Yep. All from THE BIG SLEEP. I'll post others tomorrow.    
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A couple more Bacall posters. Now THAT'S a cast!   
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