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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Teenage Fansub posted:

This is all I think of when saying or hearing "Taken 2" out loud


Holy hell I can't stop laughing.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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A bunch of pretty cool alternate posters for Spring Breakers here, don't think I saw these posted. One of my favorites:

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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User-Friendly posted:

I do. I own this poster, because it's rad as heck:


This looks more like RDJ in Tropic Thunder than it does The Rock.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Dissapointed Owl posted:

gently caress, I love Enter The Void.

I'm pretty iffy on the film itself, but my god are the opening credits astounding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPxgi-PiNFE

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Have some some more miminalist awfulness.

http://imgur.com/gallery/0Kqjl

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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On the flip side, have an actual good minimalist poster just so this thread isn't "Check how much these wannabe graphic designers suck."

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Whoa buddy, Lost Highway is awesome.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Ez posted:

I really like this poster and I really like the movie. I would love to own this. Never seen the remake though.

It's pretty tacky. I was never nuts about the original film, but it's clearly a couple steps up. John Travolta ain't exactly Robert Shaw.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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echoplex posted:

This is pretty amazingly good.



drat, that's a nice poster.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Barometer posted:


In spite of getting equal billing on the posters, Yaphet didn't get his picture on them.

How have I not heard of this movie? I seriously had no idea until now the Bobby Womack song was a film theme.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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You Are A Elf posted:

I wish the entire world would give "Don't Stop Believin'" a rest until the heat death of the universe because I really loving hate that song, and I didn't always used to. It's just that I hear it no less than four times daily in various places, and it gets incredibly sickening and killed any joy I had of that song years ago. C'mon, Hollywood, you have a movie set in the very early 1980s about a guy who looks to be starting over with his life in a new city and decade. How about "Just Like Starting Over" by John Lennon? It fits the time period (released in 1980) and pretty much fits the theme of the movie by song title alone! Put the master tapes of "Don't Stop Believin'" away deep in an Antarctic vault and dip your toe into other songs for once, please?

Way to go, jerk, you killed James Gandolfini.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Jedit posted:

Again? They didn't work together on The Godfather.

They both starred in the sequel but of course never shared screen time.

Now I really want to watch both the first two films but my weekend is already packed. gently caress.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

Shia Lebouf's new movie wasn't very good but it has a nice poster:



Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Yeah I saw Tetsuo recently and it was amazing. I need to see the sequels.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I am really curious to see how well 50 Shades does and so should all nerds because this may be the beginning of another rated R renaissance.

I thought it was going to be pretty tame, which makes me wonder why they're even bothering. Mostly I'm just annoyed that they didn't let Bret Easton Ellis adapt it. Anyway, if it brings back actual capital-s Sexuality in movies I'll gladly give it my momney.

edit: I'm not even going to fix that perfect Freudian typo

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Those really give off a Syd Mead vibe to me.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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MikeJF posted:

The DeLorean's a pretty Syd Mead-y design to start with.

Yeah, good call.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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e: wrong thread

Have a poster.

Criminal Minded fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Feb 10, 2014

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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I know TV isn't this thread's purview but, here, have some more lovely minimalism:









Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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CelticPredator posted:

A show like that is full of rich, visually astounding images...and they only chose the most obvious ones, and made them into the most basic, dullest looking posters.

Paper dolls represent that show perfectly I don't know what the gently caress you're talking about

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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axleblaze posted:

That's like the least exploitative pose for a woman on a poster for a Marvel movie yet.

That was what I jumped on, too.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Can be seen in the bathroom of a bar in Westport KC. Can't say I've ever heard of the movie.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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The Dark Knight :smug:

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Really dig that Rescuers one. Haven't seen the movie in years and years though.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Just based on the movies titles alone, you would think the 2011 movie should've been called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, and this one should have been Rise of The Planet of The Apes. Gotta dawn before you can rise in power.

I keep pointing this out to people, it's way more frustrating than it should be

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Skwirl posted:

Seriously, people didn't know who that was? Watch 8 1/2 you fucks. I've been searching for a decent replica of those sunglasses for years.

Here you go.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Perestroika posted:

Haha, drat, I know "gun = dick" symbolism is not exactly a rare thing, but that's certainly one of more blatant examples I've seen.

My favorite, a production still from The Big Heat.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

He's not harassing her, he's about to shove her into a pool of water. Spoilers for House on Haunted Hill, I guess.

:eng101: Acid, not water! I always loved how there was just a random pool of acid in the basement for conveniently murdering people.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Corek posted:

The audiobook rendition clocks in at 3 hours, 40 minutes. The old Steam thread in a Games had an OP that was five hours long; the thread was locked after someone read it all for a mod challenge to prove it was too long.

I'm gonna need a link to that thread.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Just in time for page 666: VHS covers for modern horror films.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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I'm not gonna be able to hear the names Castor and Pollux without thinking of Face/Off

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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sbaldrick posted:

Provided they don't make the killer Elijah Wood, it should be ok.

Is this a comment on something besides Elijah Wood's ability to be a creepy killer, because if not, you need to check out Maniac.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Young Freud posted:

I bought the Andy Sidaris DVD collection at Wal-Mart for $5 bucks just because I wanted more bad movies to watch and have been working my way through them. I was pleasantly surprised by Malibu Express and Picasso Trigger. Malibu seems to be a softcored, lighter-tone version of the John Holmes Johnny Wadd detective porno series with a more sympathetic lead, while Picasso has an intriguing and brutal plot (although you can see twists pretty obviously). They're not good movies, to say the least, but they're entertaining films, and some times that's just what you want.

Also, Sidaris liked the human form whatever the gender. While the giant-breasted fitness models are the focus of the covers, he often lovingly shoots the bodybuilder male leads so you can see every sweat drop glistening off their muscles :gay:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMwztXODvMk

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Mister Chief posted:

Drew Struzan came out of retirement for this...



Is this a clickbait film?

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Jan 4, 2005

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Surlaw posted:

"Clickbait film" is the worst term of the year so far.

Haha, I agree and apologize.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I only just heard of it, but it has the daughter from The Guest, so I'm definitely going to see it.

I loving adore the director's previous film, so I'm really excited.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Invalid Validation posted:

No seriously, what does clickbait movie mean?

What I meant was that movie's subject is exactly the kind of poo poo you'd see on a clickbait website like Buzzfeed or Upworthy or whatever. And it probably actually was on those websites. "This Terminally Ill Child Wished to Be Batman. You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Have some more minimalist bullshit

http://imgur.com/gallery/Ior0A

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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TheFallenEvincar posted:

So they're going the terrifying evil twins angle? Yeesh. But hey, Shannyn Sossamon.

Oh jeez, I've been head over heels for her since The Rules of Attraction.

Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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Egbert Souse posted:

Maybe it's a comedy inspired by Jeanne Dielman and it's three hours of the Saturday night dinner shift.

As a waiter I would watch this in a heartbeat.

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

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http://youtu.be/zkBmorxNS9s

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