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The superbowl has come and gone, and we're once again plunged into the offseason. The biggest question of this version of the NFL offseason hinges around one of its biggest stars of the last decade, and arguably the face of the NFL, Indianapolis Colts Quarterback and all around good guy Peyton Manning. This guy. Peyton Manning is going to be the biggest name free agent to hit the NFL in ages. He's up there in age, but a player of his caliber hasn't been on the open market since like, Emmitt Smith. And he's a running back so it's different. Of course most of you know the story, Peyton missed the entire 2011 season with a neck injury. The Colts have the option of keeping Peyton on the roster, but would have to pay him the full amount of his 28 million dollar guaranteed deal for 2012 at the start of the new league year, in early March. While it is feasible that they can do this, most "experts" and most of us here at TFF assume that Peyton will be released. Peyton has been cleared to practice and play by his own doctors, but even so, there's still a not-miniscule chance that he might never play a snap again. And even if he does play, he might not be the same kind of quarterback we've come to know over the last 14 years. So where will Peyton go? THE CONTENDERS Miami Dolphins  The Dolphins figure to make a play for Manning. I have no idea what the cap situations are for all of these teams, but the Dolphins have been searching for a quarterback to replace Dan Marino since Dan Marino retired. What better way than with a 36 year old Peyton Manning? Arizona Cardinals  Kevin Kolb sucks. Larry Fitzgerald catching passes from Peyton Manning are the things that dreams are made of. Also I think the Cardinals just signed Peyton's old QB coach? That's kind of cool. San Francisco 49ers  Peyton Manning with that defense and Jim Harbaugh holy loving poo poo Here are some other Pey-Tars:          Talk about Peyton Manning! edit: Of course all of these fantastic logo modifications are credited to Febreeze, who is fantastic and amazing.
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Yay! A new home for my stupid pictures! I may have to stop soon and finish up tomorrow, my neck hurts.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:07
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He's the best quarterback ever folks. and he's not going to play in another subber bowl 
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Feb 9, 2012 04:08
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The Cardinal head is still my favorite, but the Dolphin is a close second.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:10
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The Seahawk is by far my favorite (until someone does a Chiefs one), I can't really put my finger on why.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:11
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Febreeze posted:Yay! A new home for my stupid pictures! When you do the Jets, please go all out.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:18
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Lions are looking up as of lately!
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Feb 9, 2012 04:20
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Oh my god, every one of those pictures made me laugh out loud. Manning2Fitz would be loving incredible. I'm rooting for this.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:21
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Hahahahahahhahahaha who did all of these? e: I just read the other thread. Bra-loving-vo Febreeze.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:22
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Schefter really thinks it could be the Titans. He said the 5 teams are: Miami Washington Titans Jets Cardinals
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Feb 9, 2012 04:23
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Febreeze posted:Yay! A new home for my stupid pictures! I guess you kinda catch it after awhile
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Feb 9, 2012 04:26
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I wouldn't be shocked if the 49ers made a run for him. What's their cap situation like if he becomes a FA? Also that Bengals Pey-tar literally has me in tears.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:29
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SteelAngel2000 posted:the Dolphins have been searching for a quarterback to replace Dan Marino since Dan Marino retired. lol
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Feb 9, 2012 04:29
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No way Jim Harbaugh takes a flier on an injured Manning after Alex Smith just surpassed expectations in a game manager role. He's reliving his Captain Comeback years vicariously through Smith.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:30
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The Jets are going to have to be quite delicate with this one, because they absolutely should go after Manning but if they do so publicly without getting him it's going to be an enormous clusterfuck given the vote of no confidence that would show in Sanchez.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:31
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jeffersonlives posted:The Jets are going to have to be quite delicate with this one, because they absolutely should go after Manning but if they do so publicly without getting him it's going to be an enormous clusterfuck given the vote of no confidence that would show in Sanchez. headline: Jets realize Sanchez sucks, no one surprised
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Feb 9, 2012 04:32
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If the Miami Dolphins seem to be trying hard to get him the Jets have to make an attempt to acquire him because playing Peyton Manning and Tom Brady twice apiece would be loving hellish
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Feb 9, 2012 04:32
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Professor Funk posted:If the Miami Dolphins seem to be trying hard to get him the Jets have to make an attempt to acquire him because playing Peyton Manning and Tom Brady twice apiece would be loving hellish God hates the Bills.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:34
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Professor Funk posted:If the Miami Dolphins seem to be trying hard to get him the Jets have to make an attempt to acquire him because playing Peyton Manning and Tom Brady twice apiece would be loving hellish Bills outbid Jets and Dolphins. Trade Fitzpatrick to the Browns.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:34
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I'm so loving sick of hearing people fighting over our quarterback and where he's going to go. I hope he goes and plays for the loving Als and wins fifteen Grey cups in a row
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Feb 9, 2012 04:35
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Grantonio posted:Bills outbid Jets and Dolphins. Trade Fitzpatrick to the Browns. Fitzpatrick develops extreme case of staph infection after the press conference, suddenly retires.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:35
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jeffersonlives posted:The Jets are going to have to be quite delicate with this one, because they absolutely should go after Manning but if they do so publicly without getting him it's going to be an enormous clusterfuck given the vote of no confidence that would show in Sanchez. At this point I don't care if he feels the pressure. Reports from the lockerroom make it seem like he is too comfortable. Plus it's peyton manning, not some untested new experiment gunning for marks job. Rex needs to visit Peyton and show his commitment by burning all his offense notes/materials, and brutally sacrificing Wayne Hunter in his honor.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:37
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Browns were cheated, it's just a stretched Manning. Combine him with the Browns bulldog image please. Also you can tell by how demanding i'm being that these logos really, really really own
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Feb 9, 2012 04:38
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1. Jets spend countless millions to sign Peyton Manning 2. Peyton Manning starts first preseason game 3. Wayne Hunter is Wayne Hunter 4. Peyton Manning literally dies on the field
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Feb 9, 2012 04:39
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Professor Funk posted:1. Jets spend countless millions to sign Peyton Manning Do you have to pay out a dead man's contract?
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Feb 9, 2012 04:40
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I know the Panthers aren't a contender but gently caress it I said I was doing all of them.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:40
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Real hurthling! posted:At this point I don't care if he feels the pressure. Reports from the lockerroom make it seem like he is too comfortable. This would be great for a new season of hard knocks: Off-season edition.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:40
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Febreeze posted:I know the Panthers aren't a contender but gently caress it I said I was doing all of them. themostdisapproval.jpg
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Feb 9, 2012 04:41
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Professor Funk posted:4. Peyton Manning literally dies on the field "Three weeks from now, I will be in the playoffs. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Block for me! If you find yourself alone, running on the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Stadium Elysium, and you are already dead!"
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Feb 9, 2012 04:41
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Febreeze posted:I know the Panthers aren't a contender but gently caress it I said I was doing all of them. Bahahaha
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Feb 9, 2012 04:41
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I'm starting to picture a scary alternate universe where every animal in existence has an enormous forehead.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:42
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Febreeze posted:I know the Panthers aren't a contender but gently caress it I said I was doing all of them. These are loving amazing, Febreeze.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:44
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jeffersonlives posted:The Jets are going to have to be quite delicate with this one, because they absolutely should go after Manning but if they do so publicly without getting him it's going to be an enormous clusterfuck given the vote of no confidence that would show in Sanchez. It certainly would be interesting to see how he and Sparano collaborate in order to install an offense. I can't imagine he's going to want terrible much ground-and-pound in there.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:44
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hcreight posted:I'm starting to picture a scary alternate universe where every animal in existence has an enormous forehead. Don't go any further or you'll get all of GBS declaring they can't sleep anymore and that their scared of forehead panther so much they peed themselves.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:44
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So I came back to the forums and saw the Peyton Manning thread exploded with posts, expecting news. Instead I got this.  My smile is so goddamn huge right now. These past few months have been amazing for hilarious content.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:46
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SolidPolonium posted:So I came back to the forums and saw the Peyton Manning thread exploded with posts, expecting news. we need a version of except it's actually :manningface:
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Feb 9, 2012 04:47
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A.o.D. posted:we need a version of Oh god why does this not exist. It would be my new disappointment emote.
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Feb 9, 2012 04:50
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SolidPolonium posted:Oh god why does this not exist. It would be my new disappointment emote. I think a new  with Manningface would be loving incredible
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Feb 9, 2012 04:53
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Professor Funk posted:I think a new To be honest Negative Man already does have a Manning Face.
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Rap posted:Browns were cheated, it's just a stretched Manning. Combine him with the Browns bulldog image please. Also you can tell by how demanding i'm being that these logos really, really really own
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