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mr.capps posted:Are you kidding me? Do you not realize how much scarier Slenderman just got. He could poo poo a bag around your face and suffocate you to death. Can you imagine your final pitiful breathes being that of Slenderass?  Oh GOD! I'm not going anywhere without some sort of sharp needle to poke holes in bags.
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E-Tank posted:The sun shines, grass grows, bird sing, and the Slenderman Slenders things. Seems logical. Though I want to know where he keeps getting those plastic bags he stuffs those organs into. That was the one thing of the entire thing that made me just sort of go 'really?' Wait, what? What is this referring to? I don't remember any plastic bags in the series.
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Bobnumerotres posted:Wait, what? What is this referring to? I don't remember any plastic bags in the series. It was in the original "Create Paranormal Images" thread that spawned Slenderman, not Marble Hornets that I can think of. People wrote about him eviscerating victims and hanging their organs around the forest in plastic bags or something like that. Although some of the other series like EverymanHYBRID have run with that imagery and encountered bags of gore in the woods.
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Wasn't there a block of text that Jay posted to the forums mentioning dead animals in bags in front of Alexs house?
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Bobnumerotres posted:Wait, what? What is this referring to? I don't remember any plastic bags in the series. In EMH they've encountered bags filled with Its also one of the original story bits. Victims are supposedly found with their bodies eviscerated and organs stuffed into plastic bags. Sometimes they're tied to trees, sometimes they're shoved haphazardly back into the bodies. Its general serial killer creepy, but doesn't really make all that much sense when you think of the Slenderman as some otherworldly being and not just some psychopathic serial killer. Though I suppose now that my mind is wandering, what with all this cult business and the people who clearly follow S&M as some sort of god, it might just be one of their sick rituals. "Oh hey a dead body, our GOD HAS CHOSEN SOMEONE. Now we must perform the ritual. SOMEONE GO GRAB THE SANDWICH BAGGIES!"
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E-Tank posted:In EMH they've encountered bags filled with In DarkHarvest, I thought that was what happened. The cult was killing people, putting organs in bags, etc. to try to summon Slenderman.
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Tennis Ball posted:In DarkHarvest, I thought that was what happened. The cult was killing people, putting organs in bags, etc. to try to summon Slenderman. I think the Cult doesn't really kill anybody unless they get really pissed off at them. I mean its possible, but highly unlikely. If that was the case, they'd have been identified as a commune by now by someone higher up in the government than the cult's planted members. Unless the people up top are just watching to see what happens.  Obama gets elected. And a cult starts operating with impunity, the cops do nothing, FBI is useless.Coincidence?
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E-Tank posted:I think the Cult doesn't really kill anybody unless they get really pissed off at them. I mean its possible, but highly unlikely. If that was the case, they'd have been identified as a commune by now by someone higher up in the government than the cult's planted members. Unless the people up top are just watching to see what happens. Maybe they just live somewhere that cults and communes are not illegal? Like america. If your cult/commune is hoarding guns, running drugs, or evading taxes the law will take an interest, but if you just want to dress funny and live peacefully you are no more interesting than the Amish.
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Angela Christine posted:Maybe they just live somewhere that cults and communes are not illegal? Like america. If your cult/commune is hoarding guns, running drugs, or evading taxes the law will take an interest, but if you just want to dress funny and live peacefully you are no more interesting than the Amish.  But in all seriousness, they seem to be a bit nutty, but they only Went after the Dark Harvest guys after they started snooping around.
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They live in Jersey. You will never find a more retched hive of scum and villainy.
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So a new Everyman Hybrid was posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eB1xY31530&sns=em So HABIT let Evan go free, he realizes he's killed Jeff, Steph, and ate his own loving baby. Plans to kill himself while killing The Rake.
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phenom64 posted:So a new Everyman Hybrid was posted: The Aristocrats!
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Oasx posted:Wait... what?? In the last few videos it turned out that Steph was pregnant with Evan's baby. Then in another video Evan (possessed by HABIT) threatened to kill it. And in this video Evan admits he remembers killing it with his teeth
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That is hosed. Is EMH supposed to end soon then? I admit the only info I've gotten about it is reading what other people have to say about it in this thread.
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I don't follow them OOG but I do get the impression it's winding down.Grei Skuring posted:I hope it's over, actually. Pretty much. It was a great ride but they need to pack it in, it's impossible for me to maintain any sense of caring about the characters when I only see them twice a year. I literally don't remember if Vince is even alive or dead.
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Docjowles posted:I literally don't remember if Vince is even alive or dead. He's currently the last one standing. And yes, this is the final year for EMH.
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Quite honestly, if suddenly there was a time warp and everything went back to before the HABIT trials BS, and they actually updated again, I'd be totally kosher with pretending that didn't happen. Otherwise its a giant clusterfuck. At first it was awesome, but then they delved into the requirement of having to look at Twitter, FormSpring, all sorts of stupid things. I get that an ARG needs to have multiple avenues of accessibility, but whats wrong with just every week or so having an update of 'This poo poo happened and we're telling you here because you pricks can't be arsed'.
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They're definitely finishing up. One of the last videos had something like "The Final Act" as a title in it. I think they're trying to simplify things and give the story some sort of focus with Evan killing everyone off. Although I admit I stopped following everything but the videos so there may be a ton more that I'm just not seeing.
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E-Tank posted:And now I can never find Slenderman scary ever again. Excellent. you have just entered Life: Level One.
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The new EMH video prompted me to finally catch up with the series (I was languishing somewhere around the Jessie video) and... huh. Huh. It feels like everyone involved in EMH is making a completely different series. Vince is still doing a decently written and acted youtube horror series with personable protagonists (I enjoyed the one where he walked around all their interconnected houses). Evan is making some kind of slasher B-movie. Jeff is maybe making an art film. And the guy who plays Corenthal thinks he's in CSI Miami. Meanwhile in Marble Hornets news, I'm late to the party here but the most recent entry was fantastic. It's nice to see Alex in the flesh again, and it feels like the plot progressed and everything. Plus, his birthday is coming up on April 4th, so if TTA is going to make an(other) attempt on Alex's life or something (as per the threat in Decay) we have that to look forward to 
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This happened: http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118066545/ Troy has confirmed it: http://tinyurl.com/bx73lhx
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I think if I saw Troy/Tim/Joseph in an actual movie in a movie theater I wouldn't be able to do anything but pace the aisles inconsolably until someone escorted me out. I'll wait to get excited until this is actually more of "a thing".
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No one's suggesting they keep the same cast! If done right, it could be pretty cool.
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CloFan posted:No one's suggesting they keep the same cast! If done right, it could be pretty cool. I'm definitely suggesting that.
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Alright, but which famous actor you gonna cast for Skimasky?
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fullroundaction posted:I'm definitely suggesting that. This would own  . Marble Hornets remake gets $10 million Hollywood budget. Somehow ends up exactly the same except with REALLY crisp text on the black and white title cards.
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Just get the exact cast of Chronicle and cast them in this and I will be happy. Don't keep the actors from this because damnit they really can't act. It's fine for a youtube series but in a real movie it would be terrible.
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phenom64 posted:This happened: Well, that's was unexpected. I'm actually kinda curious to see what exactly will come of this. There's a certain quality that the show has just by being a web show, so I want to see if that can translate to film.
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Please tell me I have to wait for the movie to find out who TTA and Skimasky are / what's up with the distortion hole / every other question in this series
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CloFan posted:Alright, but which famous actor you gonna cast for Skimasky? Jon Glaser  Docjowles posted:This would own Think about those long scenes where Troy just kind of stares at the camera and then is like "welp" and turns it off. This would be more terrifying (on a 50foot screen) to the uninitiated than anything Hollywood could cook up. e: What I'm saying is the cast of Marble Hornets looks goofy.
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Tim absolutely deserves to be on the big screen. Man's got talent, AND range. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G922zL__8Nw
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Jetsetlemming posted:Tim absolutely deserves to be on the big screen. He's apparently a huge Ren and Stimpy fan.
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Variety posted:Mosaic's a major player in the comedy realm ...and management clients such as Will Ferrell, and Jim Carrey. There you go. Tim of course will be played by Tim (or Bruce Campbell, if Tim is unavailable).
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Another new EMH: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33L4YuqIez4&sns=em Evan is getting prepared to kill The Rake
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The Ape of Naples posted:I havent really been paying attention. Who's supposed to be recording these videos? Well it's weird, HABIT has got this cameraman/person/thing who doesn't talk or anything, just tapes what HABIT wants it to tape and never appears on-screen.
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