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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.


Sci-fi ice opera?

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



Sci-fi ice opera?

Ah, the long-awaited sequel to The Galaxy Invader!

(The Galaxy Invade Her? :rimshot:)

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Jisae posted:

The cheeks don't even spread, like they're glued shut. The vag-area is mystifying too... Looks like a flat plane...

It's because it's a guy.:ssh:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Indeed. Popular culture has raised the common man in such an intellectual void that he isn't even able to decode a title like 'The Flintbones'. Now only titles such as 'The Flinstones A XXX Parody' can be understood by the intellectually deprived brain, yearning for nourishment but never finding it. Just like society should be measured by how it treats its weakest, so must culture be judged by the amount and quality of the puns in porn titles.

At least the X-Files porn-spoof was called Sex-Files. Sadly the Mulder was not called Fucks Mulder...
Or so I'm told :rolleyes

BigHustle
Oct 19, 2005

Fast and Bulbous
If you want to make good music, you really have to practice fingering your organ.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BigHustle posted:

If you want to make good music, you really have to practice fingering your organ.



Like in the famous Barbarella scene.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

One of my friends linked me to a Scooby Doo porn parody a while back and it was legitimately really funny in between all the loving.

ed: also just wanted to say this is a good thread :)

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



Sci-fi ice opera?

Budget Mass Effect parody?

Al Harrington
May 1, 2005

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the eye

Shadowlz posted:

It's because it's a guy.:ssh:

i think i'm going to need a diagram

a silver spaceship
Dec 27, 2009

Hello Ketene
Dec 30, 2011

Psalmanazar posted:

Wait, that girl has a bone in her hair. Why do you have a porn version of the Flinstones?


I am not ashamed. :colbert:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

a silver spaceship posted:



Dick Tracy?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Palpek posted:

I made this for a Christmas competition, this is the only place I can actually share it:



I love this one because of my avatar.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Dr 14 INCH DICK Md posted:

I love this one because of my avatar.

Hey guys isn't my avatar cool? Guys?

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Toriori posted:

Budget Mass Effect parody?
rear end Effect 3: Take Back Girth



e: The first thing I thought of when I saw the Christmas image was Dr 14 INCH DICK Md's avatar. I swear I'm not much of a creeper.

Sir_Lagsalot
May 6, 2007

Connection error
Made a shorter gif of the oozinator commercial

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I understand that none of this is "safe for work" in the sense that you'd be fine with your boss walking in on it but videos of people getting jizzed on are probably not safe for work.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Made a shorter gif of the oozinator commercial

Someone's jizzing paint. Or maybe sunscreen.

Jisae
Oct 1, 2004

What a bargain!



Shadowlz posted:

It's because it's a guy.:ssh:

My god, it makes sense now :stare:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

(This was something I did months ago in response to a comment in the horrible faces of porn thread, but I never posted it. Admittedly, it doesn't really work since all it does is literally cuts out the offensive parts and add dinosaurs, but those dinos are confused as all hell, looking for lysine.)

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007



Oh, work-safe porn... how I've missed you. :allears:

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
And now the circle is complete.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Timotheous Venture posted:



Oh, work-safe porn... how I've missed you. :allears:

The girl on the receiving end of that does look strangely worried about what's happening....

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


hyperhazard posted:

rear end Effect 3: Take Back Girth



e: The first thing I thought of when I saw the Christmas image was Dr 14 INCH DICK Md's avatar. I swear I'm not much of a creeper.

Mass Effect On Ice: An erotic retelling of this generations most epic space opera.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




RaoulDuke12 posted:

I was so excited about making a submission for this that I started doing it at work until I realized my mistake. The images don't start as work safe.

Oh my god.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

The Door Frame posted:

The girl on the receiving end of that does look strangely worried about what's happening....

Eh, who hasn't woken up to that when finding themselves surrounded by Taco Bell bags and energy drink cans. :v:

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Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:

a silver spaceship posted:



I can't stop laughing, that's loving excellent work there!

Is that a tongue under, uh, under it's chin?