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Edit for mod challenge: You're all idiots. Starter Wiggin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUV3yTVWrcU&feature=youtu.be Me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgea8vhjHeQ&feature=youtu.be Kammat and fat cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWLMIEMX6D4 My Little Puni http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnD4FKlKWHo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L86fKwQsUE Everdraed's wrap up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fIA7ivqId8&hd=1 Flipperwaldt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehUYYC6xmmc Mr Green Shirt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_P3Ad_Cpa8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTrO4XjyxrY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVrY8UHDB2k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjbEayqZAK8 MillionDollarMurray - vomiting at 44:00 http://vimeo.com/39012761 Boozlebub http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpELeUq85sw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Qib1UmzLs dude eats hay http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGzuOA749Zs more hay Nirvana7x http://youtu.be/sA5Pe3rKaUo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtooY4Y76WY http://youtu.be/AJhghPIgH-I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAbxdORCNM -Vomiting y˛kleinke statler http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYWlxsVLx8k&feature=youtu.be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVY3e-4Ja6I&feature=youtu.be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjgObyn4kxY&feature=youtu.be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_3925lw4fE&feature=youtu.be sny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op0aQ9aYaOQ distracted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC-0bJFxQv0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir7KOeDl6Ok mobby_6kl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBQru6K3XWE drum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rsfbn2tl0I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kFt2ej0PwU I'm going to Notre Dame this spring and I've been thinking about starting my own diet and lifestyle plan. My budget is razor thin and I need cheap food if I am to get good grades and make new friends. I've been looking at ramen, rice, dried pasta, vitamin supplements, etc. I made a quick table to show how many calories I can get from a bunch of different products for exactly 1 dollar. Ramen: 537 Rice: 430 Dried Pasta: 800 Beneful Healthy Radiance: (this is for a 31 lb bag) 2046 Vitamin Supplements: NA Tuna: 120 Please realize that I need nutrition and care about taste, but I need to be extra aware of the price. Dried pasta is preferable to ramen simply because it has a better cost value and it tastes pretty good with plain butter. The beneful has most of what my body needs so I could buy 1 bag every 2 weeks. The tuna has massive amounts of protein so that makes up for the cost. An eighth of skunk vitamins goes for about 20$ on campus. Flavored sugar packets can make about 25 beverages for a dollar and the water is free because of water rations. Instead of toothpaste I'll use baking soda. And instead of toothbrush I'll use spoon. I'll buy a sponge and scrub myself down in the shower without using any soap. To save on floor cleaner I'll pee sitting down. I don't have to wash my hands because I don't touch anything. I won't have to buy moisturizer because beneful gives me smoother skin. I'll save money on dish soap by boiling my silverware. Advice would be helpful. tyia
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The Beneful will make your coat so shiny and lustrous, people won't even notice your endless aching despair.
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Nice fakepost. Good poo poo man.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:46 |
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Don't forget you can eat your poo poo. Let nothing go to waste.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:46 |
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The fact you're considering eating dog food voluntarily means you should see a psychiatrist.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:46 |
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You can often get semen for free.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:47 |
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BaconBits posted:I'll buy a sponge and scrub myself down in the shower without using any soap You are going to smell so bad after the first month.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:47 |
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I can eat that stuff inside glowsticks and poop all over the house to save on lightbulbs.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:48 |
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BaconBits posted:I can eat that stuff inside glowsticks and poop all over the house to save on lightbulbs. Yeah, but you'd have to pick up your poop and shake it to get it to stay lit for longer, which will lead to you washing your hands, thereby wasting water. The trick I've learned is to shake it on the way out, which kind of buffers the extra light.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:50 |
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You could also try selling organs (not yours, of course) on the black market!
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:51 |
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BrainDance posted:You are going to smell so bad after the first month. Yeah get a pumice stone instead. It doesn't feel as good but it keeps you clean better. Also, if you have to pay for it then skip the water. The pumice stone doesn't really need it.
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TheCIASentMe posted:Yeah get a pumice stone instead. It doesn't feel as good but it keeps you clean better. Also, if you have to pay for it then skip the water. The pumice stone doesn't really need it. You don't even need a special "pumice stone," either. Just rub yourself with rocks and sand to scrape all the germs away.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:52 |
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Isn't Beneful a kind of dog food? What? What's going on here? You're not supposed to eat that.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:53 |
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Form a human centipede with your roommate. This will cut your grocery bill in half. Trust me.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:53 |
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Dude, just eat soil. It's good for the gut.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:54 |
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slow cooker and cheap meat
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:56 |
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kreayshawns talent posted:Isn't Beneful a kind of dog food? What? What's going on here? You're not supposed to eat that. Why not. The plot of lethal weapon 3 revolved around Riggs eating dog food. The plot of Hooch revolved around Tom Hanks eating dog food.
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work a job where your employee discount will benefit you most sell everything that isn't tied down, even if it doesn't belong to you eat cat food as well as dog food; you don't want to just fill up on filthy dog vitamins, dummy! edit: sell your feces as fertilizer to fund your animal groceries
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:57 |
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BaconBits posted:Why not. The plot of lethal weapon 3 revolved around Riggs eating dog food. The plot of Hooch revolved around Tom Hanks eating dog food. Those are movies.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:58 |
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Nice thread, but for real, NO ONE SHOULD EVER BRUSH THEIR TEETH WITH BAKING SODA!!! It's too abrasive and destroys your enamel.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:58 |
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BaconBits posted:Why not. The plot of lethal weapon 3 revolved around Riggs eating dog food. The plot of Hooch revolved around Tom Hanks eating dog food. I think he's saying take it as a suppository.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:58 |
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You should 'rescue' cats from people who are trying to rehome them. I'm sure there are things online that will tell you how to clean and cook them. Free meat!
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 05:59 |
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https://www.beneful.com/dog-food/healthy-radiance/quote:GUARANTEED ANALYSIS All of that is edible to humans. Just because they sell it to dogs doesn't mean it isn't far superior to human food.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:00 |
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RagingBoner posted:Nice thread, but for real, The Toothpaste Millionaire loving lied to me?!
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:01 |
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Your arms are made of free meats. snack away
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:02 |
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RagingBoner posted:Nice thread, but for real, If you look at the back of a box of baking soda it says you can brush your teeth with it.
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BaconBits posted:https://www.beneful.com/dog-food/healthy-radiance/ drat that is a lot of crude protein. After that pink slime thread I'm thinking this might not only cheaper but a safer alternative to "human grade" products. Maybe you're on to something here.
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Wait, you're actually considering "buying" "food"? Do you want to be broke or do you want to live man? Buying food is for the unimaginative. I shall teach you. 1. Collect ketchup and hot sauce packets from fast food restaurants. They just leave that poo poo out right in the front, they're free. Tomato soup! 2. Become friends with potheads, then only turn up around 5 or so. They get high and cook food. Free dinner! (people always share food when they're high, it's pot law.) Added bonus that they usually have peanut butter or other non perishable foods that they will then let you "borrow" and forget to ask you for it back. 3. Make friends with the clerk at the 24 hour gas station. They clean the hot dog machines out about 3 AM usually, and will give you the old hot dogs rather than throw them out. There, that's protein and vegetables down with zero cost. Get some Dollar Tree vitamins with calcium (for a dollar, obviously) and you're covered! Oh God.
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BaconBits posted:https://www.beneful.com/dog-food/healthy-radiance/ Plus the kibble is designed to help rub away harmful plaque from your teeth as you chew. I think you're on to something, OP.
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Bash Ironfist posted:You should 'rescue' cats from people who are trying to rehome them. I'm sure there are things online that will tell you how to clean and cook them. Free meat! Cats are not good meat animals. They dont have much meat and what you get isnt very tasty. Dog is actually pretty good. The texture tastes some getting used to (kind of chewy but not tough at all) but other than that its all good, except the skin.
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BaconBits posted:If you look at the back of a box of baking soda it says you can brush your teeth with it. You can also brush your teeth with dish soap, but I wouldn't recommend that, either. People used to brush their teeth with crushed shells and bleach because of their whitening and abrasive properties. Turns out that rubbing away the top layer of stained enamel only works until you have no more enamel to rub away.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:09 |
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There should be a fast food restaurant on campus. Buy a small soda cup for a dollar, and save it. Use and reuse. Now you have free soda anytime.
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BrainDance posted:Cats are not good meat animals. They dont have much meat and what you get isnt very tasty. Once you've rubbed off all your tooth enamel and you've surrounded yourself with the smell of your own soapless BO all meat tastes the same. The trick is learning to chew it while you're screaming.
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BaconBits posted:Beneful Healthy Radiance: (this is for a 31 lb bag) 2046 Beneful doesn't even make its own gravy, so when you take that into consideration it's really less efficient to buy that over something like, say, Gravy Train.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:14 |
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Become a freegan. You will be surprised at what you can find in dumpsters.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:15 |
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RagingBoner posted:Nice thread, but for real, But that's how it saves money. No teeth, no problems.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:17 |
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BaconBits posted:I'm going to Notre Dame this spring and I've been thinking about starting my own diet and lifestyle plan. My budget is razor thin and I need cheap food if I am to get good grades and make new friends. I've been looking at ramen, rice, dried pasta, vitamin supplements, etc. I made a quick table to show how many calories I can get from a bunch of different products for exactly 1 dollar. I accept your challenge. Eat the dog food on video or be banned.
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:18 |
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here we go
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# ? Mar 21, 2012 06:18 |
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I was hoping something like this might happen!
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angerbutt posted:I accept your challenge. Eat the dog food on video or be banned.
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