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Abroham Lincoln posted:Literally roleplay sex with numbers uh gently caress yeah 5% smashing defense uh gently caress yeah right there toxic resist nobody builds for toxic resist poser
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Hi posted:Post your global Ill mail you money for SOs and like the guy above me said, you dont need to respec just put the new enhancements over the old ones.
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Jun 11, 2012 17:44
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"every inch of creamy-white skin perfectly detailed" What the gently caress does that even mean
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Jun 12, 2012 12:20
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Issue 23 was a serious snoozefest, so it didn't cause the usual spike in people coming back to the game
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Jun 14, 2012 14:50
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Diablo 3 didn't even hold my interest for 2 full weeks, but nothing in I23 made me want to grace you nerds with the gift of my presence again anyway
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PUPPY PUZZLE posted:r.i.p. goontown I was sad at first but I just found out that IF I DRIVE MORE THAN 37 MILES PER DAY I AM BEING RIPPED OFF BY NOT USING THIS ONE INSANELY EASY LOOPHOLE Which is better than any post on Goontown has been in years
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Jun 14, 2012 22:32
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PUPPY PUZZLE posted:i am jealous of pubs with bios like that cause i can't even write that bad if i try just to be funny I got close once by writing a lovely bio in english, then using babelfish to translate it into Russian and then back to English it was still probably more coherent than that, though edit: literally cannot believe I got EFBed on something that weirdly specific
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Jun 15, 2012 15:48
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Me too  I thought this would be a nice change but its just not the same
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Jun 15, 2012 17:49
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TalonDemonKing posted:Local] Abigail Black: i umm...theres not um..easy way of saying this.....i have something i need to tell you Hahahahahahahaha Never change, Virtue e: I mean N-never... ch-change.......v-virtue....
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Jun 17, 2012 19:56
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Rixen posted:um.... i ummmmmmmm im not. sure um. *eyes glow*...... maybe um t....hey run ......off *chuckles* to... ummm ....................... there base.................................. You're good at imitating Pocket D speak, forums poster Rixen A little too good
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Jun 19, 2012 04:00
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Abroham Lincoln posted:-Inexhaustible: Reduced the Max HP buff in Defensive Mode from scale 1 to scale .75. Half of this power's Max HP buff is unenhanceable. Hahahaha gently caress this game's poo poo players
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Jun 26, 2012 03:04
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:And numbers aside, Staff is a fun set. This post makes no sense to me 
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Jun 27, 2012 18:58
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:I have no Whoa whoa whoa, don't go making statements you can't take back. Have you seen Tommy's dick?
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Rixen posted:I had to look up Fyre Melons and you have got to be kidding me. Fy is a Sex-Goddess. With a body to prove it. 38inch bust with G+cup breasts, 24inch waist, 38inch hips. Bright emerald green eyes. Long deep fiery red wild hair. White flawless skin. A face that screams out sexy, beautiful and intelligent. All of the curves of her perfect voluptuous body flow exactly with heavens intentions. Her rear end is just the right size, big, muscular, strong, the shape of mens dreams. Her G-cup breasts are full, perky, soft, sensitive, perfectly shaped, and have been known to grow massively beyond G-cup when she gets deeply aroused. Her nipples are large, puffy, super-sensitive with large Areolas, and perfectly placed on her tits. Fy's long ears are as much hearing organs as they are sex organs. She loves having them kissed, caressed, licked, sucked, and most of all pulled alongside her hair during rough sex. Her pubic hair is shaved in the shape of small flames, something unique every man has loved. When Fy cums you know it. She is a screamer and a squirter. Her ability to have super-messy squirting orgasms is legendary. Fy likes it very, very messy. Her pussy has been able to handle and satisfy every man she's been with, even if they were monstrous large. She prefers extremely long and thick men, but loves men of any size. She has satifying orgasms irregardless. While she is technicilly bi-sexual, she's primarily straight. Fy loves to tease and be teased. She loves foreplay and flirting. She also loves to please and be pleased. She loves all the positions and is especially fond of oral and breast sex. Fy is a sex monster; she just can't get enough of it. Fy teaches the importance of fantasy, of sexual imagination. The following is a section from Fy's class on fantasy: "Accept your lust. Learn to love it and enjoy it so that it is a source of pleasure only, never any pain. Let me be a fire in your mind. I desire for you to Imagine me, Imagine my voice, my body, my eyes, my presence, Imagine: My body shakes, my voice moans, as your fingertips caress my thighs, my waist, my rear end, my stomach and ribs, my breasts and nipples, my lips; Your hands slowy slide behind my head as my eyes burn with desire and my mouth opens to accept you; I'm on my knees enjoying a full wet mouth and shortness of breath as you test what I can handle; You look up to see the view of my 2 mountains of pleasure as your tongue erupts in a river of my sweet messy taste; I'm on my back squeezing my big soft tits together to wrap around your throbbing eager hardness; I'm on top breasts bouncing every time my rear end lands on your pelvis; I'm face down and rear end up, your man-hood is unleashed upon me, my sexy voice screaming in mulitple-orgasms as I take endless rough and deep thrusting, I'm face to face with you, speaking and moaning with deep passion, desire and love as you finish your lust's path and fill me all the way up; We are wrapped in each other, warm, alive, beautiful, snuggled and satisfied. Imagine!" There is no way this person was not furiously beating off when he/she wrote this
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Cuchulain posted:I have mine on a tablet. I keep mine on a micro-laser projector embedded in my hip, Bourne Identity style that way I can always say Tommy is inside of me
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Jul 13, 2012 12:33
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Wow I just finally heard the news. This is terrible. 
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Sep 4, 2012 16:50
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at least we can all agree on peacebringers except for that one dude who always tried to insist his peacebringer was not a pile of poo poo
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Nonexistence posted:Also, it hit me today what a well crafted poo poo trap Gale was from Storm Summoning - big cone knockback available from level 1 in a set that might as well be renamed "Attractive Nuisance for Noobs," aggroes everything, hogs end, isn't accurate, does a negligible amount of damage to once again provide some illusion of usefulness, and probably pulls multiple groups with great consistency; I can't think of any more bad you could throw in the pot to give tankers high blood pressure.
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