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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love the idea that Doom decided to really get under Reed's skin by being a loving and attentive father-figure.

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SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

redbackground posted:

Wanna see that mask covered with lipstick and blush.

'Boys will find Doom the Most attractive!'

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Doom was a gypsy growing up. He probably has mad hair braiding skills.

Senor Candle
Nov 5, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

I love the idea that Doom decided to really get under Reed's skin by being a loving and attentive father-figure.

That is basically the polar opposite of Reed so it works.

TheCIASentMe
Jul 11, 2003

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!

Senor Candle posted:

That is basically the polar opposite of Reed so it works.

Pretty much yeah. Notice she acknowledged mom but no mention of dad.

TheCIASentMe fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Aug 21, 2014

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

TheCIASentMe posted:

Pretty much yeah. Notice she acknowledged mom but no mention of dad.

She's a smart kid; she might be trying to get under her father's skin.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Uthor posted:

I'm imagining a slumber party where Doom is being given a makeover.

Now I'm imagining a slumber party where the kids get makeovers, but only to look more like Doom.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Phylodox posted:

"Doom requires no makeover! Doom is the embodiment of perfection! To question this is treason!"


SomeJazzyRat posted:

'Boys will find Doom the Most attractive!'

In my head, I always hear Doom as 60s cartoon Doom and reading these like that is giving me a case of the giggles.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Page 2 of the Original Sins fake confessions.


"No, MORE mutants!"

Also;

"The Magneto of Squirrels".

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

New Avengers #23: Doom Cares



It's good to see Edna Mode is still getting work.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
All this is just making me think that in his teenage years, Doom was an excellent babysitter to the kids, if not the adults.

"DOOM shall watch whatever on demand video he wishes to!" :doom:

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I love so much that in the last five years, Doom went from the most deadly enemy of the Fantastic Four to the team's goofy uncle who they get to do the babysitting, and he still hates them all exactly as much.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Joining the family can only intensify his hatred of the Richaaaaaaaaardses to that of an exploding star.

:v: "Hey, Vic, Franklin is playing the innkeeper in the school nativity next Friday and it would mean so much if you could join us"
:doom: "OH UH I'D LOVE TO BUT DOOM IS VERY BUSY THAT ENTIRE WEEK, uh, CONQUERING"

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Wachter posted:

Joining the family can only intensify his hatred of the Richaaaaaaaaardses to that of an exploding star.

:v: "Hey, Vic, Franklin is playing the innkeeper in the school nativity next Friday and it would mean so much if you could join us"
:doom: "OH UH I'D LOVE TO BUT DOOM IS VERY BUSY THAT ENTIRE WEEK, uh, CONQUERING"

:v: Valeria is going to also be there
:doom: DOOM WILL BE THEIR EARLY IN THE FRONT ROW!!

bobkatt013 fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Aug 21, 2014

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

IT IS NOT DOOMS WEEK TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM! LAST WEEK WAS DOOMS WEEK!

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


zoux posted:

Page 2 of the Original Sins fake confessions.


"No, MORE mutants!"

Also;

"The Magneto of Squirrels".

I love how Hawkeye's one is almost perfectly in character with how he's been in his solo series.

But it really should have referred to him as Hawkguy.


CapnAndy posted:

I love so much that in the last five years, Doom went from the most deadly enemy of the Fantastic Four to the team's goofy uncle who they get to do the babysitting, and he still hates them all exactly as much.

Wouldn't you?

I wish they'd let X-23 stay on as the official FF (or at least Franklin & Valeria's) babysitter though.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

zoux posted:

Page 2 of the Original Sins fake confessions.


"No, MORE mutants!"

Also;

"The Magneto of Squirrels".

Can we please talk about The Watcher's disguise because it is absolutely amazing.

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism
The Watcher is disguised as Jason Aaron right?

Waterhaul
Nov 5, 2005


it was a nice post,
you shouldn't have signed it.



Yeah. Only Aaron could pull off such a glorious beard.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also Namor craps in the ocean. Like a gold fish does...

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Scarlet Witch: Married a robot ha ha

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Wachter posted:

Joining the family can only intensify his hatred of the Richaaaaaaaaardses to that of an exploding star.

:v: "Hey, Vic, Franklin is playing the innkeeper in the school nativity next Friday and it would mean so much if you could join us"
:doom: "OH UH I'D LOVE TO BUT DOOM IS VERY BUSY THAT ENTIRE WEEK, uh, CONQUERING"

I wonder what would happen if he was told to go out and get the groceries.

"Victor, why did you buy the most expensive bacon in the store?"
"BAH! COMMON SUPERMARKET RASHERS ARE NOT FIT TO TROUBLE THE PALATE OF DOOM!"

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

zoux posted:

Also Namor craps in the ocean. Like a gold fish does...

"King of Atlantis, Bereft of a Throne" is superb.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

darkwasthenight posted:

"King of Atlantis, Bereft of a Throne" is superb.

That one went right over my head until you restated it.

d00gZ
Oct 12, 2002

Original Sin Murderer
Wild Guess #627
Edward Snowden

"My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them."

darkwasthenight posted:

"King of Atlantis, Bereft of a Throne" is superb.

I don't get it. :(

EDIT: OH GOD I JUST GOT IT

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

zoux posted:

Also Namor craps in the ocean. Like a gold fish does...

IMPEERIUS REX!

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

darkwasthenight posted:

"King of Atlantis, Bereft of a Throne" is superb.

Ahaha, holy poo poo.

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

ImpAtom posted:

Ahaha, holy Imperious poo poo.
There we go.

Gotta wonder though, were the planets Surfer ate like, really tiny? Or does all the surfing keep the weight off unlike ol galactus?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Chip Zdarsky revealed a secret in the secrets panel.


Yes, Rick Jones is wearing a "brimper" shirt.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

muscles like this? posted:

Chip Zdarsky revealed a secret in the secrets panel.


Yes, Rick Jones is wearing a "brimper" shirt.

I had to google that. I should probably be reading sex criminals.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Prison Warden posted:

It's good to see Edna Mode is still getting work.

"NO CAPES!"

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

CzarChasm posted:

I had to google that. I should probably be reading sex criminals.

Everyone should be reading sex criminals. Now. Seriously, right now. Pick your poison:

Physical?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1607069466?pc_redir=1408677350&robot_redir=1

Or digital?
https://www.comixology.com/Sex-Criminals/comics-series/11424

I'd post panels, but I'd spoiler the entire book.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Lobok posted:

Doom was a gypsy growing up. He probably has mad hair braiding skills.

And fiddle playing.

And now I'm wondering why hasn't there been a comic where Doom gets into a fiddle playing contest with Mephisto.

CapnAndy posted:

I love so much that in the last five years, Doom went from the most deadly enemy of the Fantastic Four to the team's goofy uncle who they get to do the babysitting, and he still hates them all exactly as much.

He's swung back and forth a few times, but Doom the FF's angry next door neighbor is a lot more fun than Doom the destroyer.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Random Stranger posted:

He's swung back and forth a few times, but Doom the FF's angry next door neighbor is a lot more fun than Doom the destroyer.

You know what's worse than angry next door neighbor? Angry next door neighbor using your home or his tea party.













For having a mostly solid mask, Doom makes the best faces :allears:

(all from FF#3-4)

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



I believe that mouth is typically shown as static and not able to open or close so I like to believe that Doom is frowning so hard in that panel that he fuses that part of the mask shut with the sheer force of his own grumpiness.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
I prefer to believe that there's a button to initiate frowning and the mechanism is purposefully loud so people may bask in the beauty of a frowning Doom. Whirr hiss clunk frown complete.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Diablo has balls of steel. Good for him. :neckbeard:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

ManlyGrunting posted:

All this is just making me think that in his teenage years, Doom was an excellent babysitter to the kids, if not the adults.

"DOOM shall watch whatever on demand video he wishes to!" :doom:

Metal Loaf posted:

I wonder what would happen if (Doom) was told to go out and get the groceries.

"Victor, why did you buy the most expensive bacon in the store?"
"BAH! COMMON SUPERMARKET RASHERS ARE NOT FIT TO TROUBLE THE PALATE OF DOOM!"


zoux posted:

IT IS NOT DOOMS WEEK TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM! LAST WEEK WAS DOOMS WEEK!

I keep visualizing these posts played out in Twisted Toyfare Theater and it's cracking me up.


bobkatt013 posted:

:v: Valeria is going to also be there
:doom: DOOM WILL BE THEIR EARLY IN THE FRONT ROW!!

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


SirDan3k posted:

I prefer to believe that there's a button to initiate frowning and the mechanism is purposefully loud so people may bask in the beauty of a frowning Doom. Whirr hiss clunk frown complete.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Ahhh, Hexadecimal.

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